Play
Genre: Random
Deidara killing Tobi later on.

A small sheet of paper had been left in the kitchen. Peeking a particular blonde's interest he had read it, later regretting his actions.

Scrawled on the paper in red crayon, the title of the paper was Deidara~Senpai. Groaning internally, he began to read the paper. He knew who did this and later the one who wrote this would probably be dead.
The paper contained a script of what seemed to be a play. It read:
Deidara~Senpai Act I Part 1

Narrator: This is a story of the good boy tobi and the Senpai Deidara. This is how Tobi became a good boy.

*Scenery is rainbows and girly things*

A huge splotch of what seems to be a liquid has oozed onto the paper, smudging some of the imprinted writing. Deidara was able to make some of it out before exploding. He made out 'braided his hair' and 'I love Deidara~Senpai' before stopping. Suddenly feeling the urge to tear off a lollipop-masked manchild's head. He screamed. "Tobi!"
Stomping off to find him, Deidara dropped the paper it falling onto the ground and falling on its face revealing a very intriguing message.

Hope you like this excerpt from my play
~One and one Weasel lover