Woah, Sakura?! Just whaaaaat was that! Blugh!!! I wake up the next morning with the vivid memory of kissing Sakura last night. Why didn't I blast a rasengan on her dammit?! Sakura, is.... just no. Sasuke can have her for all I care. I would totally rather get it on with an ugly fat toad than Sakura. She's a rotten cherry blossom with a rotten core. And that huge forehead, damn it's ugly! Shesh. I sit up and rub my eyes. Well, another day of training today with my best sensei.

I tighten my headband and rush out the door while trying to drink milk out of the carton. I think it's expired. 99% likely, The only time it won't is when someone buys it for me. That is not very often. Konoha is quiet in the mornings, but it's getting later now so the town is bustling with locals, travellers and shinobi. And kunoichi of course, Can't be forgetting Sakura. I feel a shiver up my spine. I soon reach the training grounds where Captain Yamato is preparing his wood style for another day of sitting with a seal. Kakashi is sitting under a tree in the shade with one of those pervy books. I might as well admit it... the one I really admire is Kakashi sensei. I don't think I'm gay, but Kakashi just locks me in a trance. His white hair is always on point and I always wonder what his abs look like under that shirt. Phew mama now that would be a sight.

"Seems that I'm not the one who's late this time around, Naruto." Kakashi comments without looking up from his book.
"Oh yeah? This happens once.... every week.... but seriously Kakashi get that reading material away! My eyes have no desire to see such things", I poke my tongue out and cross my arms,
"Well you can take a look, I'm getting to the good parts". I can see his smile under the mask.

"Ack! Ew no Kakashi! You pervy old man! You really take after Pervy Sage you know? Come on, let's get to training already, put down your stupid book!", I huff with my arms still crossed and tapping my foot on the dirt. Kakashi looks disheartened and dark clouds surround his head.
"This book.... is not stupid!", Kakashi lashes out, dropping the book and making a hand sign. Oh no no no! anything but that! Then again...
"A thousand years of death!" He commands. I feel his fingers in my butt and I'm pushed up into the air, only to land in the forest nearby. I crash into multiple branches and nests on the way. Ugh, why? His fingers kinda did feel interesting though, kinda like something else...

"Now that that is out of the way! Let's begin, Naruto!", Kakashi closes his sacred book and brushes it off. I'm doing more than brushing off, I've got literal birds in my hair.
"Yeah, yeah I'm coming. I feel like training is over and it hasn't even started yet."
"Okay, we will be doing the same as yesterday, trying to cut the waterfall in half! Get to it and create lots of shadow clones Naruto." Kakashi orders then gets back to his book.
"Yeah on it, Shadow clone justu!"

We've been at it for hours, well I have, and as the sun starts to go down, I finally hear the sound of the waterfall stopping.
"All right!" We did it guys! High five! Yeah!" Soon my other selves vanish, they aren't needed at the moment. "Hey, I did it Kakashi sensei, you know?!"
"Well done Naruto. How do I put this, I've started to take quite the liking to you!"
"Huh? Sensei.....?"
"Uh, no! Not like that!" he whimpers as he walks over to me,
"Nah that's... just what I wanted sensei! You finally appreciate me as your student!" We embrace in a hug. It's a bit... tight. I hear Yamato sigh.
"What the hell, are you serious?", he shakes his head.

Sakura, secretly hiding amongst trees gasps. No! It can't be! Naruto is MINE!