John's Apartment

"So I heard you got a new dog! Where is he?"(Sera)

"Right here!"(John)

The gell-haired teen said excitedly as he pointed to the.. dog in question

"..THATS A GROWN ASS MAN-"(Sera)

"Well he's a little old but who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks right? Watch this- Speak!"(John)

"Wassup bro?"(Ben)

"Good boy!"(John)

"Yeah he just spoke English that's a whol- that's a grown- that's an actual human being-"(Sera)

"Yeah! I guess he does have that sort of human feel to him eh?"(John)

"Yeah, cause he's a fucking dude. I think we're drastically overlooking the fact that's just a guy on all fours you keep as your.. pet?"(Sera)

"He's actually a rescue-"(John)

"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!"(Sera)

"It's a shame. I found him wandering the streets by himself so I took him in!"(John)

"I was walking through the neighborhood one day and he just grabbed me."(Ben)

"Oka-Okay what's your name dude?"(Sera)

"I call him Mr. Fluffykins!"(John)

"It's actually Ben."(Ben)

"Okay.. so this is some kind of kink thi-"(Sera)

"No man, he genuinely thinks I'm a dog."(Ben)

"Okay even then! Why are you going along with it?"(Sera)

"Free rent, free food."(Ben)

"Still-"(Sera)

"401k Matching, pension plan, dental coverage-"(Ben)

"You get Dental Coverage?"(Sera)

"Let me tell you, my canines have never looked so good."(Ben)

"..Meow?"(Sera)

"Daddy's little kitten!"(John)

"Okay fuck that!"(Sera)