The unORDINARY Life of Ben Tennyson

Episode 20

Out of spite there will NOT be a cliffhanger here.

"I'm going to kill you."(Sera)

"..My therapist tells me I should ask you not to?"(John)

"That's- that's progress I guess-"(Sera)

"But uh- I guess- the reason I don't use my ability anymore is-"(John)

Now

"But uh- I guess- the reason don't use my ability anymore is-"(John)

"Oh shit we talking tragic backstories?"(Ben)

Our young hero said as he re-entered the room.

"Sorry couldn't help but overhear as I was spying on you both- Honestly expecting a kiss scene or something- anyways please go on!"(Ben)

"..What happened at my old school-"(John)

"New Boston?"(Ben)

"How-"(John)

"Dude I've been living with you and your dad in New Boston for like weeks before Wellston, I knew where we were and let's be real, everyone was scared shitless in your presence, not just cause of your old natural 'fuck off and die' energy."(Ben)

"..So everyone knew besides me?"(Sera)

"Nah, I just thought he was a badass cripple mostly- honestly have you seen how ripped he is? God I want that workout routine my guy!"(Ben)

Despite the tense subject Ben was trying to keep things light and breezy

"So it's definitely that Claire girl right? Maybe the blonde guy too? Man.. Blonde people all hate you huh? Arlo and uh-"(Ben)

"Adrion."(John)

"Oh damn, another A name?"(Ben)

John chuckled dryly

"Actually yeah but uh- Claire betrayed me.. Adrion tried to warn me an.. and I-"(John)

"Beat the shit out of him?"(Sera)

"Yeah.. that-"(John)

"Well who do I need to murder? That's all I really need to know!"(Ben)

"Right.. uhh- nobody, besides maybe Arlo, hopefully Zeke- Gavin is a bit of a douchebag too-"(John)

"Yeah, I can grievously injure them! Just give me a sec cause uh- I got to send out friend here to the fucking shadow realm real quick!"(Ben)

"Like Yu-Gi-Oh?"(Sera)

"Sort of, but more like a pocket prison dimension- Anyways let's send em out!"(Ben)

"Right.. hey weren't there 3 of them before? The guy who drugged y- SERA INVISIBLE GUY BEHIND YOU!"(John)

The girls response was instantaneous, she swung a leg backwards before grabbing the invisible arm and throwing them through a wall

"Hot-"(John)

"What?"(Sera)

"Simp."(Ben)

"I said uh- you broke my house?"(John)

"Oh.. Alright-"(Sera)

"So- first day of school tomorrow kiddo! You excited? Gonna make some new friends?"(Ben)

"God- I wish my dad sounded like you."(Sera)

"...First time someone's ever wanted to call me daddy in front of their boyf-"(Ben)

John made a noise similar to a choking gecko and dying goat, so rudely cutting off Ben. Who started cackling maniacally.

The Next Day

John, Sera, and the third wheel Ben walked to school together, Ben listening to Spotify while he tried not to pay attention to the two who so obviously were crushing on each other yet too oblivious to noti- Shit was he like that too with.. everyone he's ever dated or crushed o-

Oh God is that why Attea, Looma, and Ester were fighting?! As Ben self reflected while listening to a random collection of songs that drastically swapped from upbeat to downright angsty from song to song. Ben cringed internally as he whispered something to his watch

"Remind me to call Ester when I go ho-"(Ben)

"Error, functions not available."

"But the-"(Ben)

"Functions besides the transformation feature are not available."

"..Did Azmuth program sass? God it's like Karen from Spongebob."(Ben)

He said under his breath.

Was this real life? Was this fantas- wait that'll get me sued for copyright!

Uhh- They made it to the school A-Okay with no murder attempts or attacks on the way there.. I promise!

Anyways, the two god-tiers and semi legitimate cripple walked down the halls chatting together and blatantly ignoring people talking about them

"So are you actually going to class today?"(John)

"Who do you take me for? A peasant?"(Sera)

"You act like one!"(Ben)

He chimed in to the conversation, making Sera simply shrug and John start outright laughing

"So hear me out- what if we, instead of murdering anyone- Almost murder them and destroy the hierarchy-?"(John)

"How in the actual hell would you destroy a hie-"(Sera)

"Fuck yes! I'm in!"(Ben)

"..I'm so done with you two."(Sera)

"Alright alright- see you later then!"(Ben)

"What do you mean?"(Sera)

"Your going to the roof aren't you?"(John)

"Me? No, I'm a great student! I always show up!"(Sera)

"But of course!"(Ben)

"Plus I heard someone stole my seat so I kind of have to show up."(Sera)

"Ah yes, establish dominance, T-POSE!"(Ben)

"God that's a dead meme."(Sera)

"Like me on the inside!"(John)

The group walked into class, talking amongst themselves still, and as Sera walked to her seat.. there was a girl with green hair there

CLIFFHANGER CAUSE IM A DIRTY (brother killer?) LIAR