Alter: Do I HAVE to eat my shoe.

Admin: Yes.

Alter: Can't I just do something else?

Admin: No.

Alter: Please?

Admin: No.

Alter: PLEASE?

Admin: *deep breath* No.

Alter: PLEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEE.

Admin: *very deep breath* Ok fine. Either you eat your shoe or you change your name to Train.

Alter: What's so bad about tha- oh.
*points towards the door* I'll go eat my shoe now. *walks away*