Casuallyy I accept your challenge! ;D

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"GAHH PHANTOMS!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!"

It was the beginning of a new season, and Ren had a rocky start. He and a couple other hermits, who were stuck in the mooshroom island, tried shaking the the hostile creatures of their tails.

Ren in particularly sprinted from left to right, and he was slowly losing hunger. "Man! Can someone please sleep!" He huffed. He was too busy escaping the phantoms that he stumbled upon a mooshroom and passed out beside the poor creature.

<Xisuma went to bed. Sweet dreams!>

Ren opened his eyes, wincing from the sudden brightness. Alas the sun started rise from beneath the waters. Finally! He sat up and rubbed the bump on his head. "Owww.." He groanded, irritated.

The cow walked up to the hermit and squatted next to him. Ren's frown curled back into a smile and petted the back of the cow's ear, "Don't worry baby, it's not your fault."

"Say.. why don't you come with me! I'm sure I can use you for some foo- ahh I mean company!" Ren stuttered his correction, but gave the bovine a convincing smile.

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Of course, the cow never ended up in the Ren diggity dog's stomach. She went by the name of 'Pamela', who became apart of Ren's life in season 7. To some she was a mere side character, a cow with no development, the comic relief of the series.

But to Ren and his audience, she was more than that. Pamela was something we all adored. She was something special to the dog hybrid's pure heart.

If she wasn't special, then why did Jevin take her knowing that Ren would want her back? Why did Doc and the others help Ren obtain the cow he loves if they had to wrestle for it? Why did Ren go through all that trouble just to get one cow? Why did Ren mourn for the death of a cow who he murdered unintentionally with his own bare hands?...

[Along with him and the boomers exploding like an open piñata, but it's Pamela's moment damit. XD]

Because she was no piece of meat, she was a friend... Pamela was a friend, and will always be a memorable cow. From beginning to end...

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O k a y! I'm sorry if it doesn't make too much sense because I got this idea 5 secon- *ALARM GOES OFF*

Oh.... •^•

May Pamela the cow rest in peace.. bless her...

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