Chapter 16

People voted for FGO so you'll get it. The next chapter the waifu will be chosen by the roulette. Enjoy ;D

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-3D POV-

Currently it was afternoon of the next day. The family was sitting at the table and Katara was telling Jersey about their family.

Katara: And then there was Y/N's uncle, my brother Sokka. He always tried to teach little Y/N many things. Mostly how to use a boomerang.

Y/N: Oh yeah I remember that, there's even a funny story. So when I was 6 at a time....

~flashback~

Our scene changes and we can see a 6 year old Y/N standing in the backyard of a big house with a man next to him.

Sokka: Okay so you do this. *throws a boomerang and it comes back after a bit* And as you can see it comes back. *gives Y/N the boomerang* Now you try it.

Little Y/N: Okay.

Y/N started to spin and then threw the boomerang with all of his might and fell to the ground.

Sokka: *whistle* Not bad. However I can't see it, probably flew into the trees.

Sokka went to get the boomerang but while he did so the boomerang came back from the left of Y/N and landed in front of him with a bag on it which had a $ sign on it. After a bit Sokka came back and was shocked at what he saw.

Sokka: Y/N. Where did you get that?

Little Y/N: I don't know uncle. The boomerang had it.

Sokka: Oh. *sniff* I'm proud.

---meanwhile somewhere in the city---

Robber 1: What do you mean the boomerang took it!?!?

Robber 2: I'm telling you dude. The boomerang came flying from behind me, hit me in the head and knocked me down, made a loop and flew down, took the bag and flew off.

Robber 1: How is that even possible!?!

Robber 2: How the fuck am I supposed to know!?!?

Police officer 1: FREEZE!

Police officer 2: YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!!!

---back with Y/N and Sokka---

Both of them now were standing in front of Katara who had a tick mark.

Sokka: -and that's why it was worth teaching Y/N how to throw a boomerang.

Katara: *cracks her knuckles* Y/N, dear, go play with your friends. I need to have a talk with your uncle.

Little Y/N: Okay! *runs off*

Sokka: *terrified* Mercy?

Katara: No.

~flashback end~

Jersey: Wait what did you do with the money?

Katara: We returned it. Even got a small part of it as a reward.

Y/N: Yup. Honestly I miss uncle Sokka, best uncle ever.

Katara: Me too sonny, me too. Now when will you introduce your other girls?

Y/N: *on the inside* (first thing that I found and it's just XD)

Y/N: *nervous* What do you mean?

Katara: Come on Y/N. You can't trick me. Plus I have my secrets as well, so?

Y/N: *sigh* We'll here goes.

With that said Y/N explained to his grandma everything that had happened so far and went and teleported everyone so they could meet her.

Katara: Well I suppose I'll tell you our true family line as well. Sit down everyone and let me tell you about the story of the 4 elemental nations.

~timeskip brought to you by Y/N getting a stand~

Y/N: So, our family has an ability to control water and air?

Katara: Yes. I'm not sure if you can control any of them but we can try later. Right now I need to go as I have a meet up scheduled with my old friends.

Y/N: Alright. Have fun.

Katara: Oh don't worry sunny, I will.

With that she left leaving Y/N and his group alone.

Yasaka: You have a very interesting grandma.

Y/N: You tell me, still can't believe that that's how the world was so long ago and that all of them reincarnated.

Erza: So what now?

Y/N: Don't know. Probably will go to the mines and eliminate the lizards for good.

And that's exactly what he did. While everyone went to do their own things Y/N went to the Warp and to the jungle mines. After equipping his armor and weapons he immediately jumped to the lower levels of the mine and started the purge. He was killing the lizards left and right till after 30 minutes he found the golem dungeon and stood at the entrance.

Y/N: Just like in terraria, avoid the traps and kill the bitches.

With that he entered the dungeon. While carefully going through it and killing a lot of lizards, both ground and flying. After a while he finally reached the boss room and saw the altar in the center. He had a few golem cells with him but he decided to not summon him. Y/N went to mine the altar but it didn't work so he did the second best thing.......he ripped it from the floor and put it in his inventory. On his way back he saw that no lizards were spawning. Upon exiting he saw a few wasps waiting for him.

Y/N: Well hello there. Tell the queen that the deed is done. The lizards are dead and the dungeon is cleared.

The wasps buzzed happily and flew around him a few times before leaving. Y/N meanwhile went back to up to the Warp and sold everything beside the altar and the cells. Everything got him only 500 gold.

Y/N: Now what to do what to dooooo. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Hey Navi.

Navi: Yes?

Y/N: Can I teleport to the other worlds through a YouTube video?

Navi: You can but it will cost you. (The next one will be the "Akame ga Kill" one. I forgot the name of the dude who requested it but I know you read it so your will be next)

Y/N: Okay good. Also how much does a potion cost that can restore you fully to your full power?

Navi: 500 gold. Cheap.

Y/N: Cool

Navi: And about the world. The price depends on what world it is. However when you go through it you won't get any missions and rewards except if you take something from there.

Y/N: Thats cool, the world I want to go to is *pulls out his phone and shows her a video* This one.

Navi: Oh.....................that will be 40 platinum. You'll have only 10 left.

Y/N: Damn, but worth it. Do it and buy the potion.

Navi: Done.

Y/N: Alright. Ciao!

Y/N entered the portal and saw the one line in front of him he hoped to see.

[World: Warhammer 40K]
[AU: If the emperor had a text-to-speech device]

Y/N: Ehehe, time to do whatever the fuck I want.

---meanwhile in a golden throne room---

In a golden room on a golden throne sat the still alive skeleton of the emperor. In front of him stood the captain of Adeptus Custodes and his caretaker, we'll call him ACC for short.

Emperor: So what exactly is the inquisition?

ACC: Well you see my lord-

He however was interrupted when Y/N flew into the room and straight into ACC which sent the poor fool into the wall and onto the ground.

ACC: Ow.

Y/N: Oops, sorry.

Emperor: And who the fuck are you?

Y/N: Oh hi. I'm Y/N and I can fix your problem.

Emperor: Which one? I have the fuck ton of problems from what the fucktodes told me.

Y/N: The unalive problem. I can make you alive. Have the body and everything.

Emperor: Wait......like in I won't have to sit on this bitch and I'll have my dick again?

Y/N: Yes. And I'll need a favor as well.

ACC: Now hold on-

Emperor: Shut the fuck up cuntstodes. Do the thing new best buddy.

Y/N: Aight.

Y/N jumped onto the side of the throne, took out the potion and poured it into and onto the skeleton of the emperor. He jumped down and with a very and very bright flash of golden light the emperor was healed and he stood up from his now destroyed throne.

Emperor: Holy fucking shit I'm alive. And I have my dick again! *scratches his nose* Of fuck finally! This shit was killing me!

ACC: M-my lord! Y-you're-

Emperor: Shut the fuck up and bring me my centurion.

ACC: At once my lord! *runs out of the room*

Y/N: Soooooooo-

Emperor: You are now my son and my second favorite. The first is centurion.

Y/N: Heh, cool.

Emperor: So what do you need. I can do anything right now.

Y/N: Ehehehehehehe.

With that Y/N started to explain to him his plan and what he wanted to do. After finishing they both were now smirking and the emperor held a crown in his hand which he created with the description from Y/N.

Emperor: So this crown will turn that red period bastard into a girl?

Y/N: Yup. All you need is to put it on his head and boom! He's a girl. And the best thing is that only you will be able to take it off. He won't be able to even destroy it.

Emperor: Oh my me that's the best shit I have ever heard about! So you want to go now?

Y/N: Yeah. You do your funny shit while I'll go and get Slaanesh and take her to my world. That's one less chaos God for you and one plus girl into my harem.

Emperor: Nice. Do treat her well because the others did her dirty.

Y/N: How so?

Emperor: Well.

The short explanation:

Y/N: Damn. Just popped into the existence and they made her fight you. I feel bad.

Emperor: Yeah those mother fuckers are dumb as hell. Well off you go. *opens a portal to Slaanesh's domain*

Y/N: See ya. Give them literal hell. Imma visit some day and introduce you to the family.

Emperor: I'll be waiting.

With that Y/N enter the portal and it closed.

Emperor: *looks at the crown in his hand* Ehehehehehehehe.

--Meanwhile with Y/N--

He walked out of the portal and found himself in an endless room with a bitch load of treasures and other shit.

Y/N: Welp. *solar shield appears in front of him* Time to speedrun this bitch.

Meanwhile in the castle of Slaanesh the said chaos God was sitting on her throne alone in the room being bored as fuck.

Slaanesh: I'm so bored!! I wish something would happen! *senses something* Oh someone new entered my domain!

She then proceeded to open a TV portal through which she observed the first realm of her domain. The realm of Greed, where Y/N was located. There she saw him and heard everything he said.

Slaanesh: Ohhhhhh. He's handsome.

TV Y/N: Welp. *solar shield appears in front of him* Time to speed run this bitch.

Slaanesh: Huh?

The next this to happen was this: on Y/N's back appeared his wings and he started to fly through the first realm while gaining more and more speed. Soon enough he reached the end and he rammed into the wall and broke through it and fell onto the second realm. The realm of Gluttony.

TV Y/N: *looks around* Okay so the second realm. Although I heard that all the liquid is wine in here. Let's try.

He flew down and dipped his finger into the wine and then tasted it.

TV Y/N: Hmmmm. Not bad. I'm not a drinker but it tastes nice.

Slaanesh: Okay the fuck? That's something new.

Y/N then started to fly again and after a while he reached the end and the portal into the next realm. The realm of Lust. He didn't even bother to land and he kept flying.

TV Y/N: *looks at all the lust palaces* Eh, I have the girls at home so I could care less about all the sex and shit in here. Although I might ask where the exit to the next realm.

Slaanesh: Okay now I'm interested.

He flew down and to the entrance to one of the palaces. He knocked and soon the door was opened by a naked Yasaka which in reality was an illusion.

TV "Yasaka": Hey baby~

TV Y/N: Hi yeah listen. I don't have time for all of this lust and shit and I know you're not my beloved Yasaka so-

TV "Yasaka": *raises her hand and is about to speak*

TV Y/N: Shut, the fuck up and listen for a moment. Just tell me where the exit to the next realm is and I'll be on my way. MAYBE I'll visit some day. MAYBE.

"Yasaka" sighed and told him where to to go and he flew off. Slaanesh however had a yet another different reaction.

Slaanesh: Okay what the fuck! This is some kind of bullshit but at the same time it makes it more interesting.

Soon enough after flying for a bit Y/N entered the next realm. The realm of Pride. In the realm he immediately was met with a lot of people cheering upon seeing him. However Y/N just took out his weapons and started to kill all of the people.

Slaanesh: Why am I not surprised.

After a bit Y/N found a hole in the floor and upon jumping in he found himself in the next realm. The realm of Vainglory. It was a beautiful endless forest but Y/N being Y/N and knowing what this was decided to do the next best thing. Burn the whole bitch down till he found the exit. And he did so, with a crazy laughter he started to burn everything to the ground till the demons of the forest had enough and by grabbing him with the vines they threw him into the next realm. The realm of Indolency.

Slaanesh: Well that was anticlimactic. Eh the forest will return to normal in a bit anyways.

TV Y/N: Well, this is the last one. Let's get it!

He flew up and started flying in circles and building up speed. After a few minutes he started flying in one direction and soon reached the end and the portal opened in front of him and sent him into the realm where the castle was located and he had to stop himself to not crash into it. Slaanesh meanwhile closed the TV portal and sat on her throne.

Slaanesh: Well that was fast.

-Y/N POV-(was a long time since I did this XD)

Y/N: *lands at the entrance* Well. What can I say, that shit was fun to do.

With that said let's get that chaossy. I entered the castle and started just walking straight. On my way I met a few maid demonesses and they were surprised to see me but were also kind enough to point me in the right direction. After a bit I stopped at the huge pink doors and opened them and entered.

???: So you have finally come.

Y/N: Slaanesh! I've come to claim that chaossy!

-meanwhile behind the 4th wall-

Author: *wheezing*

Other Y/Ns: *wheezing*

-back with Y/N-

And on the throne sitting I saw the said demon looking at me with a surprised face. She also had a very nice shirt on.

Slaanesh: Well, um. I haven't heard that one before.

Y/N: Soooooo?

Slaanesh: Ah fuck it. *takes the shirt off and throws it to the side* Prepare yourself!

Y/N: YE- *gets tackled to the floor*

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And that's it. Bet ya didn't expect this did ya now >:D

Money: 10 platinum.

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