eleven ; park minji

real__pcy:
maybe its for the
best, yano ?

daelighted:
we've only known
each other for a month
yet i feel like ive known
her my whole life

real__pcy:
awh :-((

real__pcy:
but i can be ur new
friend !!

daelighted:
but ur park chanyeol

real__pcy:
so

daelighted:
i cant talk about girl
things with you

real__pcy:
girl things like what

real__pcy:
like boyfriends n stuff

daelighted:
well yeah

real__pcy:
did u talk abt those
things w chen

daelighted:
chen ?

real__pcy:
i meAn chaewon

daelighted:
oh yeah we talked
about boys

daelighted:
i had a bit of a prob
but she helped me
get through it

real__pcy:
thats nice of him

real__pcy:
i mean her

daelighted:
why do u keep thinking
chaewon is a guy lmao

real__pcy:
bC chaewon reminds
me of chen fhikedhg

daelighted:
omfg

daelighted:
but hey do u really
wanna be my friend
tho

real__pcy:
why not?

real__pcy:
i think ur cute

daelighted:
cuTe omfg im blushing

real__pcy:
haha well its true

real__pcy:
so whos ur bias in exo

daelighted:
tbh

daelighted:
its chen

real__pcy:
o

real__pcy:
whos ur second bias

real__pcy:
dont say sehun bc
sehun is ugly

daelighted:
sehun isnt ugly omg

real__pcy:
yES HE IS GFJKEH

real__pcy:
he always makes fun
of my bald spot whiCH
I DONT HAVE

daelighted:
HGDUJKWSH

daelighted:
u dont have a bald
spot dont worry

real__pcy:
really

daelighted:
um yeah

real__pcy:
""uM""

real__pcy:
anywaY so im gonna
do smth but like dont
be scared okay

oh, god. what is going to do? i hesitate to type, but eventually find myself agreeing.

daelighted:
uh okay

a couple minutes pass and i start receiving several notifications.

oohsehun:
what is this

cokaine:
whos that new person

real__pcy:
guYS THIS IS MINJI

real__pcy:
shes a smol bean and
ye

zyxzjs:
o a girl hi

minsocks:
chanyeol why would
you add a girl into
our gc

real__pcy:
bc she lit

oohsehun:
now i cant talk abt
cats

kyungsoup:
cats ???

oohsehun:
yeah

oohsehun:
cats

oohsehun:
in other words

junmoney:
bitch dont say it

oohsehun:
i wAS GONNA SAY
KITTENS

daelighted:
hi

zyxzjs:
hi i looked at ur
profile n ur hot

kyungsoup:
do u ever think before
you speak yixing

kyungsoup:
anyway hi im kyungsoo

daelighted:
why arent you all
verified omg

cokaine:
o shit um

oohsehun:
they have secret ig
accounts

cokaine:
they arent so secret
anymore thanks to
baldyeol

real__pcy:
hEY i forgot :-((

daelighted:
its okay i wont follow
you guys dw

kyungsoup:
okay thanks

zyxzjs:
why isnt chen in the
gc

real__pcy:
bc hes ugly

zyxzjs:
im gonna add him

real__pcy:
nO

real__pcy has removed zyxzjs from the chat.

daelighted:
what just

real__pcy:
chen is in china

daelighted:
what

oohsehun:
no hes not hes over
here

real__pcy has removed oohsehun from the chat.

daelighted:
whAt

junmoney:
we're experiencing
technical difficulties
at the moment

cokaine:
chen isnt in china idk
why baldyeol said that

real__pcy:
im noT BALD

cokaine:
ur suffering from hair
loss and i can see ur
scalp from a mile away

cokaine:
in other words

cokaine:
you are bald.

real__pcy:
ur so mean jongin
i hate you

daelighted:
/grabs popcorn/

daelighted:
this is lit

baekhyunee_exo:
i missed a lotto

baekhyunee_exo:
haha see what i did
there

daelighted:
hi bAekhyun

baekhyunee_exo:
hi who r u

real__pcy:
its ur mom

baekhyunee_exo:
my mom doesnt stan
chen

baekhyunee_exo:
she stans the best
looking one aka

cokaine:
me

baekhyunee_exo:
me

baekhyunee_exo:
oh

cokaine:
oh

daelighted:
wait how do u know
i stan chen

baekhyunee_exo:
ur username gives
it away

daelighted:
right haha

baekhyunee_exo:
where is jongdae
anyway

real__pcy:
,,not here

baekhyunee_exo:
y not

baekhyunee_exo:
we should add him

real__pcy has removed baekhyunee_exo from the chat.

real__pcy:
oOps accident

daelighted:
this is getting weird
and im kinda freaked
out lol

daelighted:
it was nice chatting w
you all (:

and with that, i exited the chat.

why wouldn't chanyeol let them add jongdae?

//
wow i've been updating a lotto aha

-sami