"I am pretty sure it is not just Canadian Law," Directioner20 said. "It is United States law, too!"

"So when did you major in law?" I ask.

"I looked it up," Directioner20 said. "And I am sooo in love with The Royal Story!"

I raise a brow.

"Quote the source," I said.

"Ummm..." Directioner20 said, as I held up the magnifying glass. "Um...I just lost it."

"How old are you?" I ask.

"11," Directioner20 said.

"Magnifying glass, are you recording this?" I ask.

"Age has been recorded," The female voice said.

"I still love your story," Directioner20 said. "I really want there to be a sequel."

I frown.

"There is never going to be a sequel," I said.

"NOOOOooooooOOOOOooohohoOOOOOOO!" Directioner20 cries, stomping child like and throwing a fit. "I wanna know if Joline hooks up with Fandral or Thor!"

"She hooks up with neither because she can't get them on hooks," I said.

"I meant pairing," Directioner20 said.

"That is two different definitions to one word," I said. "Quite insane."

"Like what," Directioner20 said.

"Like the word 'hi'," I said. "One moment some mortal is saying 'How-hi' then they are saying 'how high'."

"I was giving 'what' as an example," Directioner20 said.

"You fail beyond the integrity of Odin and his father before him," I said. "Joline fled to the realm of Nidavellir because her father cannot make the climb there and hurt her."

"But the story is called the Royal Story!" Directioner20 exclaims.

"Yes," I said.

"SO WHY IS IT CALLED THE ROYAL STORY WHEN THERE'S NOTHING ROYAL ABOUT IT!" Directioner20 shouts.

"Because Joline Malekithdottir is royal," I said.

"You are the bitterest man with the greatest storytelling I ever met," Directioner20 said. "Tell me; do you know how to report other people?"

"Yes," I lied. "Just give me a moment."