I went over to SpikyKnight's profile house.

I came to a stop when a bookshelf near the door caught my attention. There are many books with titles at the corners; 'I am surrounded by Alien Robots!','A Midgardian's Antics','Step into Asgard','This is Crazy, but I'm in the Bayverse!', 'The Car and The Android', and 'Angel - City of Fear' to name a few.

I take 'The Car and The Android' out.

There is a yellow black arm with a gray robot hand coming out, there is a dark yellow mountain, and the beautiful starlit night sky against the mountain made the shape of a human face. The word 'car' is in blue and the word 'android' is in red. Below I see the word 'by' in blue and the name 'TFASGAwriter' in a bright red color. I raise a brow at the name then open the book to the page displaying the title again except at the bottom it had 'SpikyKnight' not TFASGAwriter.

The cover is beautiful, that I can say.

"She changed her username," I said. "Can't blame her for not remarking the cover. It is very good." I put the book back into the book shelf knocking out another one at the same time. "Oops..."

I pick the book up.

This one is 'Step into Asgard'.

At the bottom read 'TFASGAwriter' in green. The words 'step' and 'Asgard' is in pink while 'into' is white. I see at the left hand side it read '(Loki Fan Fic)'. I see the throne behind the large text even with the black MP3 easily reading 'Daughtery- waiting for superman' clear as day. I made a pair of sunglasses appear because the faint shape of a shadow is there on the cover. The glasses adjust to distinguish the image.

I see the shape of my helmet.

"That is pretty clever," I said. "Putting my—" I squint seeing a shape that of a body coming out of the helmet. "Putting me on it but as a shadow!" I look up a little perplexed how SpikyKnight pulled it off. "That is impressive."

I turn the book over to see the summery.

"This is not a love story," I read. "But, if you want to find one in this story then go right ahead...." I had to pause at that. "What do you mean there is no love story? You just told them to try finding one!" I look back down towards the summery. "This is about a girl who gets transported to Asgard and begins an adventure that is big."

Again, a random girl gets transported to Asgard and begins a 'big' adventure?

That is practically screaming a twisted love story.

"One question still bugs her from the Thor end credit scene," I continue reading. I had a pause at that. "End credit scene?" Note to self; ask a mortal what a 'end credit scene' is. I continue reading the summery. "And she'll meet Loki."

I lower the book.

"Meeting me?" I said. I laugh. "This girl has not met me." I lower my attention back to the book. "Still confused?" I lower the book. "I am not even confused at the slightest!" I frown turning my attention back towards the book. "Then read it."

I look around wondering if she overheard me and edited the summery.

I take another look to see the time it took to get it done was five months.

Five months?

Really?

I walk out of the yard holding the book then open the book to see how bad she can write.

"One moment could change a life," I read. "It should be 'can' not could." I roll an eye. "Well..I was sitting there on a bench listening to my MP3...." I skim the most obnoxious parts. "There is this nagging question on my head that hadn't left from watching Thor. Why was Loki in the mirror?"

I stop.

"What?" I said.

I reread the line.

"Why was Loki in the mirror?" I reread.

Seriously?

That is the only question this girl has after watching a movie featuring Thor and I?

I skim past the other parts.

"Why is this nameless girl wishing for a space bridge?" I ask. "That is not the thoughts of a human when getting sucked in by a tornado funnel. Mostly it would be fear, confusion,and mostly the person screaming!"

That is it, I am going to be giving this a thorough rewrite. For those who have find it hard to read the novel they can get the full correct understandable version within the hours. I transport myself back to my profile house holding the book in need of extreme editing in my hand. I close the door behind me into the creator room putting on the headset taking off my coat then put it on a coat hanger along with my scarf.

"New story," I said. "Step into Asgard; rewritten."

"Title written," The screen said.

"This is a story about a random mortal transported into the realm of the gods!" I said. "She has a stupid question that needs to be answered because one of the Odinsons was in the mirror. Apparently this girl does not like love triangles. Also she has a 'big adventure' to begin. Want to know what this adventure is? Start reading."

I didn't know it then but I was making a mistake.

The End.