Five: So I was having this discussion with Dad

Five: And suddenly he yelled that it's unfair that he had to adopt us

Five: Like bitch, did we ask you to do that  ?

Five: I didn't even ask to be born tbh

Ben: That wenn dark real quick

Ben: But for real who forced him- 😂

Klaus: Veggie be like " You expect me to take responsibility for something I brought upon myself? Dafuq, no?"

Five: Dad's entire personality explained in two sentences-

Luther: UGH

Luther: Diego- 😑

Vanya: What happened to you two  again?

Luther: I just wanted to shower

Luther: And Diego adjusted the water way too hot

Diego: Lmao serves you right

Diego: NuMbEr OnE

Luther: What did I ever do to you?

Diego: * villainous laugh * Way too much

Five: For real, but that has to hurt tbh

Luther: IT DID-

Diego: Sorry blondie

Klaus: By the way, did you realise that Luther is literally the only blondie in the whole team? 😂

Diego: Look at me, I'm number one,  I'm such a SpEcIaL sNoWfLaKe I even have blond hair!!

Luther: Stop discriminating me

Klaus: GUYS

Klaus: There's a spider in my room-

Five: My condolences

Klaus: Someone help me?!

Five: Fuck no, I'm not touching that demon

Ben: Kind of mood, but-

Allison: Both of you calm down

Five: There's nothing to calm down about  spiders

Five: Like what are those?

Five: What do these assholes need eight legs for?

Klaus: Oh my god, I think we have to burn the house down-

Klaus: It just moved-

Vanya: Hold tight, I'm on my way to you

Klaus: Wait, you're not scared of it?

Vanya: Nah

Vanya: Just make sure it doesn't bite your arm off until I'm in your room

Klaus:...

Klaus:...Wait what?!