Five: That moment when the autocorrection constantly changes Reginald to Vegginald

Ben: Klaus you infected Five's autocorrection😂

Klaus: Bold of you to assume it wasn't Vegginald in the first place👌

Klaus: @ Ben also I'm not even sorry

Vanya: Can we all agree that we would all be dead if Dad ever found these chats?

Five : Considering that he's always being a bitch about literally everything-

Klaus: Let him be that's the only thing which makes him feel joy in life

Five : True, how rude of me

Allison: He once took away my nail polish. I haven't seen this stuff ever again since then

Vanya: Probably used it all himself

Klaus:* Probably used it to paint his toenails

Allison: I absolutely did not need this image in my head right now

Klaus: It would also be quite irconic if he actually did that, because he once yelled at me for about two hours at breakfast because I was wearing nail polish

Ben: Oh my god, I actually remember that

Ben: Wasn't that the day he accidentally broke three of his eXpEnSiVe glasses because of how much he was fidgeting with bis hands?

Allison: He pushed his and Luther's off the table...and later he pushed mine off as well to seem intimidating

Five: " NuMbAh FoUr YoU mAkE tHe AcAdEmY lOoK lIkE a LaUgHiNg StOcK"

Five: As if the one and only laughing stock of the academy isn't Reginald and Reginald alone

Klaus:* Vegginald

Diego: But for real- he doesn't even do much when we're out in public?

Diego: Like he just lets us do all the work and then stands there as if he contributed to anything...looking like the monopoly man😂

Klaus: Okay this killed me-

Allison: Y'all just underestimate how much eFfOrT it costs him to torture all of us