Diego: Klaus

Diego: Please tell me my contact name in your phone isn't  really Stabby Mc' Stab

Klaus: Oh but it is :)

Diego: Fine

Diego: From now on you're dumbass to me

Klaus: :(

Klaus: Luther is soldier boy by the way

Luther: Really? We're still not over that?

Klaus: No <3

Klaus: Ben is Benerino

Ben: Sounds like a sumo wrestler

Klaus: But I also considered Benjamin the elephant as a nickname

Ben: I feel honoured

Ben: Haunted Klaus

Klaus : How dare -

Five: Actually I demand copyright on that nickname

Five: Also ,you'll always be Benjamin Franklin to me😁

Ben: You're both horrible when it comes to nicknames

Ben: And also in general <3

Five: Same goes for you (  cOmPaRiSoN oPeRaToR tHrEe)

Klaus: Do you wanna know your nickname too?

Five: Call me Pentagon one more time- you've got an endless list of whacky nicknames for you-

Klaus: Actually it's just  Fivey for now

Five: Hate to admit it but I can live with that 

Klaus: But I'd change it to Pentagon any day :)

Five: You're contact name on MY phone is literally Santa Klaus,  so I'd think twice about that if I were you

Klaus:...You're all in the naughty list this year then

Ben: And your presence is the punishment :)

Allison: I'll second that

Klaus: Note to myself, change " Allie" to " meanie"

Allison: Note to myself, actually give Klaus a contact name

Klaus: 😢

Vanya: What's my contact name?

Klaus: Vanny

Klaus: What is mine in your phone?

Vanya: Klaus Hargreeves

Klaus: I-