Klaus: Friendship ended with Five and Ben Hargreeves

Klaus: Diego Hargreeves is now my best friend

Diego: What if I don't want to?

Klaus: * sobbing in distance*

Diego: You better stay there.

Allison: What even happened?😂

Ben : C'mon tell them your tragic life story 😂

Klaus : We were playing Uno

Klaus: And suddenly Ben  put a 4+ card on the stack

Klaus: Everything was chill until then

Klaus: But then Five put TWO 4+ cards on top of them

Allison:...And? 

Klaus: And I had to draw TWELVE CARDS

Klaus: Literally what kind of human being does that?😢

Five: Maybe I'm not human

Five: Besides that the revenge for tickling me during sparring , snitch

Klaus: I wanted to win too for once in my life-

Five: Should have thought that through

Ben: Lmao sparring with Klaus in training is a literal nightmare

Ben: Like I hate training in general, but-

Diego: He's such a cheater it's not even funny anymore -

Klaus: You're all stone cold

Klaus: No one understands my pain😢

Five: Suffer in silence then

Klaus: I'm not talking to you traitor

Ben: No one who'd read this without context would realize that the whole terror started because of Uno, lmao

Luther: Why does the whole drama always take place when I'm not there?