This is a mess

BigDickCal: me, Michael, and Luke are gonna start a band

Cliffaconda: and we agreed that Louis will be our groupie

LukesAHomo: we did not

LukesAHomo: get ur own gay boyfriend

Bottomlinson: the only person touching this bottom is Luke R. Hemmings

Zaddy: I touch ur arse all of the time tho

Bottomlinson: yh but that's ur thing

Cliffaconda: I wanna touch ur ass

Bottomlinson: no

CaptainDimples: I wanna be in this band of urs

CaptainDimples: I can play the drums

CaptainDimples: I'm realllllly good

Cliffaconda: I dunno ash...

LukesAHomo: I mean fours a crowd man

Bottomlinson: don't be mean to Ashton

Bottomlinson: us bottom babies gotta stick together

CaptainDimples: I just wanna be included ):

BigDickCal: sorry dude

CaptainDimples: my mom said we can use the garage for practice

Cliffaconda: that changes everything!

LukesAHomo: DUDE YEAH U CAN BE IN RHE BAND

Zaddy: you three are cunts

Zaddy: using someone just for their garage

BigDickCal: Ashton ur our new drummer for our band (;

ThePayneBae: we should start a band

HarryHasStyle: YEAHHHHH

Zaddy: after sex tho

ThePayneBae: bathroom?

Zaddy: art room?

ThePayneBae: okay

NiallHorny: MICHWEL CAN I BE IN UR BAND

Cliffaconda: can u play an instrument?

NiallHorny: guitar

Cliffaconda: nah mate we got 3 ppl playing guitar. Soz bro

NiallHorny: ~_~

NiallHorny left the chat

DaddyWalsh: Michael m8 run

Cliffaconda: wait what

DaddyWalsh: Niall gonna smash ur car windows in

LukesAHomo: hv u not realised u shouldn't say no to an Irish man?

Cliffaconda: I JUST GOT THAT CAR NO

Cliffaconda: MY BABY NO

LukesAHomo added NiallHorny to the chat

NiallHorny: I have a baseball bat and I will use it

Zaddy: guys. Niall is psychopathic

NiallHorny: do u want ur car windows to be smashed in too?! Hmmmm??

Zaddy left the chat

Bottomlinson: SOMEONE JUST ADD NIALL INTO A FUCKING BAND OH MY GOD

Bottomlinson: HE LEGIT JUST BASHED A LOCKER IN ANGER

NiallHorny was removed from the chat

LukesAHomo: whoever removed him is dead

LukesAHomo changed the group chat name to '#RIP person'