[When this stupid little book hits 1K votes I'm having a party of one]

Bottomlinson added NiallHorny to the chat

Bottomlinson: bae is chill again

Bottomlinson: I fed him ice cream. He's ok. He's not murderous anymore

NiallHorny: thank u Lou

Bottomlinson: ur welcome sweetie

BigDickCal: he was literally on a rage like 10 minutes ago

BigDickCal: how did u feed him ice cream so quickly

Bottomlinson: I sat on him

BigDickCal: fair enough

Cliffaconda: so my car is fine?

Bottomlinson: yes

Bottomlinsn: ur welcome bitch

Cliffaconda: TF did he get the baseball bat from?

NiallHorny: I play baseball?

Cliffaconda: our school has a baseball team?

Zaddy: tf

NiallHorny: my sport is starting to feel unappreciated

Zaddy: that's so American tho

BigDickCal: OKAY BUT FR THO 'SHE'S AMERICAN' BY THE 1975 JUST CAME INTO MY HEAD AND IM SCRSAMING???!

Bottomlinson: yas bitch

Bottomlinson: The 1975 is my shit

ThePayneBae: The 1975 is shit

Bottomlinson: wanna fight about it

BigDickCal: suck a dick Liam

HarryHasStyle: ever realise that 'suck a Dick' isn't exactly an insult since everyone here sucks a dick on a daily basis?

BigDickCal: *suck a boob Liam

BigDickCal changed the group chat name to 'Suck a Boob'

NiallHorny: Louis has really comfy thighs

NiallHorny: and soft hands

LukesAHomo: u wanna continue or should I tear u a new one rn m8