NiallHorny: there's a guy doing cocaine in the bathroom

HarryHasStyle: that's probably gibby

NiallHorny: nah he was blonde

HarryHasStyle: he could've dyed his hair while in USA like y'never no daddy

RyanShake: if Brendon has his hair blonde I'm breaking up w/ him

ThePayneBae: he wont be emo enough for him

Bottomlinson: Ryan thinks that wearing guyliner makes him emo he's a fucking dork

BrendonMilk: I WASNT DOING COCAINE IN FHE BATHROOM OKAY WHO TF TOLD SACURITY I WAS FUCKING PEEING

HarryHasStyle: he didn't deny if he's blonde or not

ThePayneBae: we have enough blondes in the gc m8

BrendonMilk: I'm not blonde, I'm not doing fucking coke and I was just peeing ohmygod

Cliffaconda: GIYS I AM BREATJING THE SAME AIR AS JOSH LIKE I XAN FUCKING SEE HIM HES ACROSS FHE ROOM AND UM FINNA DIE

Bottomlinson: PLEASE STOP FUCKING SCREAMING IN MY EAR YOU CUNT

Cliffaconda: I WILL STOP SCREAMING WHEN SOMEONE MAKES ME

Bottomlinson: I WILL RIP OUT UR DAMN VOCAL CORDS IF YOU DONT STOP

LukesAHomo: when bae quotes ur song

NiallHorny: Zayn and Liam are fucking in a bathroom stall so they probs wont survive 2 c the show bc theyre gonna get an STI or sumfin bc that bathroom is nasty

RyanShake: Brendon u better not be fucking blonde

BrendonMilk: I'm not blonde ffs

BigDickCal: EVERYONE HURRY UO OKAY WE ARE ON IN 3 MINITES I SWEAR TF IF ANYONE MISSES THIS I AM KILL YOU ALL