Bottomlinson: WHAT DO I WEAR

HarryHasStyle: clothes

Bottomlinson: WHAT TYPE OF CLOTHES YOU FUCKING BAMBI

HarryHasStyle: the transparent type (;

Cliffaconda: all in favour for Louis to show up at the gig with no clothes on say aye

NiallHorny: aye

BigDickCal: aye

BrendonMilk: aye

HarryHasStyle: fuck yes

RyanShake: aye

Cliffaconda: all oppose?

LukesAHomo: nay

Cliffaconda: ur no fun hemmo

LukesAHomo: well sorrrrrrrrrry for not wanting u perverts seeing my boy naked

HarryHasStyle: I VOTE THAT LOUIS WEARS A SHORT SHORT SKIRT IF HE CANT GO NAKED

Bottomlinson: ooooooo I have loads come over and help me pick ASAP

LukesAHomo: Louis no

BigDickCal: he's gonna take attention away from our band ffs

CaptainDimples: this is our party not urs

Bottomlinson: tf u saying, I am the party bitch

BrendonMilk: let the Twink wear what he wants

Bottomlinson: ^^^

NiallHorny: what time am I picking everyone up at

HarryHasStyle: like 7

NiallHorny: the gig doesn't start till 9

HarryHasStyle: but we Gotta drive naddy

Bottomlinson: I'm hitching a ride with the band

BrendonMilk: my plane arrives at like 9 but I'll be able to make it t 10ish make sure my name is on my list guys

Bottomlinson: you can enjoy the band from the trash can u'll be in

BigDickCal: u'll be on the list mate

Cliffaconda: BUT GUYS CSN WE TALJ ABJOUT THE DUCKING FAVT THAT TØP IS ALSO MAYBE GIGGING TONIGHT LIKE FUCK ME IN THR ASS IF I SEE JOSH I WILL FUCKING JUMP HIM AND DRAG HIM INTO MY CAR

HarryHasStyle: I want josh to bang me into his drums guys

Cliffaconda: I want him to bang me as hard as he bangs those drums