BrendonMilk: does anyone have some milk

RyanShake: we are not starting that shir again, no. One enema was fucking enough

Cliffaconda: WHAT

BrendonMilk: not for that beb

BrendonMilk: I'm eating cereal and need milk but there is none bc mom didn't get any

RyanShake: did u legit call me beb bc if u did we're breaking up

Cliffaconda: and then my mommy and daddy can get together

Bottomlinson: I will kick you out of the bed fucking watch me

NiallHorny: Louis kicked Michael out of the bed and he fell and found Louis' vibrater omfomfomfomf

NiallHorny: LOUIS IS SCREAMING FOR MICHSEL TO OUT IT DOSN BUT MICHEAL IS TOO BUSY KAUGHING AND IM DYING OMF HE JUST WENT WHD LOKED HIMSELC IN FHE BATHROOM

Cliffaconda: ITS PURPLE

Bottonlinson: MICHEAL SHUT THE FUCK UP

RyanShake: WHO KEEPS THIER VIBRATOR UNDER THE BED WHAT EVEN LOUIS

Bottomlinson: I DIDNT HAVE ANYWHERE ELSE TO OUT UT OKAY

BrendonMilk: CAN SOMEONE PLES GET ME SOME MILK????!

WheresMyRadio: this is just chaos I don't know what to say about any of this

JoshDunDunDunnnn: I'm scarred for life

Cliffaconda: IM SORRY JOSH AND TYLER HIS IS ALL LOUIS FAULT FOR INVITING ME TO HIS HOUSE

Bottomlinson: I DIDNT EVEN INVITE YOU YOU ALL INVITED YOURSELVES

BrendonMilk: I AM COMING OVER TO THE CLOSEST HOUSE TO GET MILK BRB

BrendonMilk: //sent attachment

RyanShake: y is the bowl of cereal wearing a seat belt

WheresMyRadio: bc safety first ryannnnnn

Bottomlinson: MICHAEL WONR GET OUT OF THE DSMN BATHROOM

NiallHorny: Louis' mum is threatening to kick us all out if we don't tell her why we're all Screaming at Michael

Bottomlinson: if you fucking tell her I'll cut off ur dick

HarryHasStyle: but Nialls dick is life...

BrendonShake: Calum open ur window and pour milk into my bowl

HarryHasStyle has changed the group chat name to 'Pour your milk into my bowl 💦'