LukesAHomo: QUICK GRAB TO THINGS THAT YOU LOVE

LukesAHomo: *Grabs Louis' ass cheeks*

NiallHorny: *grabs Harry and Ashton's ass'*

Cliffaconda: *grabs pizza and video games*

NiallHorny: ha fûck you all I get two asses 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

LukesAHomo: I just fucked a really pretty ass tho

Cliffaconda: ANHHHH THATS MA BOI AYYYYY GETTING OAID

JoshDunDunDumnn: GO ON LUKE TAP THAT ASS

HarryHasStyle: BUT LOUIS IS SUPLSOED TO GO SEE A MOVIE W/ ME WHAT NOW

LukesAHomo: nah I don't think he'll be awake for awhile, we fucked, squabbled and then he fell asleep and I cleaned him up

BigDickCal: who tf says 'Squabbled' u fuckin Shakespearean loser

WheresMyRadio: Thou 'ought a major douche bag

BigDickCal: that didn't make sense u loser

HarryHasStyle: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

Cliffaconda: I do bite my thumb, sir.

BigDickCal: I will kill us all watch me

LukesAHomo: Romeo and Juliet is legit the shittest love story bc like they know ew bother for like what 3 days and then like BAM SOMEONE TOLD SOMEONE THAT TYE 'LOVE OF MY LIFE' IS DEAD SO I SHALL PRETEND TO DIE AND THEN THE GUY I THIIGHT WAS DEAD ISNT DEAD AND THEN KILLS HIMSELF SND I EAKE UO AND MILL MYSELF AS WELL HAHAHAHAHAAHHA AND LIKE SHES FUCKING 14

BigDickCal: pls fucking chill no one gives a shit

HarryHasStyle: Lukes hatred for Shakespeare as shown through

NiallHorny: it's just as bad as Louis' hatred for Americans or ppl called Brendon