LukesAHomo: I have just realised that a majority of our fan base is made up of girls

Cliffaconda: ikr, it's weird bc we're gay

Bottomlinson: and taken, let's not forget that

BigDickCal: well I'm Demisexual and I'm single so shh

Cliffaconda: I'm single too but gay

Bottomlinson: okay so technically, you have a band that is 1/2 taken and 3/4 gay, wow the fan base of girls is GOING TO LOVE HIS

Bottomlinson: I might just tweet it now and hope they all see wnd get mad hehe

Cliffaconda: Lou don't do it hoe

LukesAHomo: LOUIS NO

LukesAHomo: they don't know our sexuality or that 1/2 are taken

BigDickCal: and we kinda don't want them to know bc shit will hit the fan probably

Bottomlinson: wait what...

Bottomlinson: y don't they know about me? You said you talked about me in your interviews! That means you told them I'm your boyfriend

LukesAHomo:...

Cliffaconda: bye

CaptainDimples: I'm going to nap bye

BigDickCal: *grabs popcorn*

Bottomlinson: u didn't talk about me, did u?

LukesAHomo: I did

LukesAHomo: but as my best friend...

LukesAHomo: but you are my best friend! So it doesn't make any difference

Bottomlinson: but I'm also your boyfriend... Are you ashamed of me?

LukesAHomo: what? NO! We just haven't came around to saying that we're gay and dating, Ashton hasn't said anything about Niall and Harry ye either

Bottomlinson: right.,.okay

Bottomlinson: you still love me though, right?

LukesAHomo: I love you an awful lot, buttercup.