[Drinking Coffee and Eating booty; JoshDunDunDunnnn, WheresMyRadio, LukesAHomo, Cliffaconda, BigDickCal and CaptainDimples]

WheresMyRadio: bad news

WheresMyRadio: we're not getting a break until the start of August, not mid July as planned

LukesAHomo: wait what why

LukesAHomo: I have plans, I was heading home in time for my birthday to get some of that sweet, sweet birthday sex

WheresMyRadio: we had to change some stuff around, new dates were added on a late notice and there's interviews for BOTH bands

Cliffaconda: what kind of interviews

BigDickCal: the ones were u sky dive and they shout abuse at you

BigDickCal: what other type of fûcking interview

JoshDunDunDunnnn: Radio, TV, magazines

JoshDunDunDunnnn: ur famous now, you've started a fan base and people want to know more about 5 seconds of summer other than their names

Cliffaconda: Omf Omf Omf Omf Omf

Cliffaconda: does this mean I'll get rich?

Cliffaconda: can you imagine how much pizza I'll be able to buy with all that money

BigDickCal: or maybe a suitable prostitute for you to get laid by

Cliffaconda: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're so not funny

CaptainDimples: but I was gonna go home and see Niall and Harry...

LukesAHomo: I know how you feel ashy, I wanted to see Louis soon but I guess we have to wait

LukesAHomo: just keep your chin up boo, you're 19 in 4 days

Cliffaconda: muffinbear is only 3 wot r u talking bou