BrendonMilk: I hate this

Zaddy: stop complaining

BrendonMilk: everyone is having fun while I'm stuck like a fucking potato watching you fûcking twats in the pool

Zaddy: not our fault u fucking crashed ur car bc you were EATING FUCKING SPAGHETTI AND DRIVING

WheresMyRadio: if everyone is in the pool y is Zayn still texting

BigDickCal: bc mister 'I am so amazing and strong and handsome and I can do everything' can't swim for shit

Zaddy: fuck off Calum

Zaddy: no one was even talking to you you fucking dick, go back to having ur wet dreams

Cliffaconda: damn Malik ur bout as salty as the ocean

BrendonMilk: Awk this is fun, Zayn is across from me looking like a pissed off demon or something

BrendonMilk: IM FUCKING DYING I CWNT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH NIALL PUSHRD ZAYN INTP THE WATER AND ZAYN LET OUT THE MPST GIRLISH SCREAM

WheresMyRadio: DID U VIDEO IT?!

BrendonMilk: NO

Cliffaconda: Y IS ITTHAT NO ONE IN THIS GC VIDEOS ANYTHING FUCK SAKE

BrendonMilk: Liam has him st the moment

BrendonMilk: everyone is playing 'pass the Malik' this is fun

Cliffaconda: I'm so sad that I'm missing this ): I miss everyone so much, I can't wait for break

BigDickCal: stop lying, you told me last night you were glad you didn't see any of them

Cliffaconda: Calum fuck up and stop ruining friendships