Everytime I go to make the Hemlinson squad chapter new ppl join so I'll post it tomorrow or something

Btw, I reposted my Hemlinson fic (Drive!) so go and check it out pls

LukesAHomo: I'm so pumped for this interview

Cliffaconda: ur so pumped for fucking anything

Cliffaconda: like I bet ya cheer when u go and shit bc you're so 'pumped'

Bottomlinson: travel gives him blockage so yh I think he'd cheer if he shit

BigDickCal: Im just gonna ignore that Louis just said that bc I don't want to ask how tf he knows

Bottomlinson: first year residential to Blackpool and he didn't shit for 3 days

LukesAHomo: L O U I S

Bottomlinson: L U K E

LukesAHomo: but seriously we're gonna be on the radio ahhhhhhhhh AND MAYBE THEYLL PLAY R SONG IMMA CRY

Bottomlinson: remember to talk about me x

LukesAHomo: I'll try

CaptainDimples: where's Naddy and Haz? ):

Bottomlinson: Harry is sleeping, he kinda rolled off the bed but didn't wake up and Niall I dunno maybe wanking over Nandos or something

BrendonMilk: I swear tf Louis where is my dog

BigDickCal: Omf

Bottomlinson: I don't got ur dog

Bottomlinson: Ik I'm desperate for a dog but I'm not a thief

LukesAHomo: u steal my clothes all of the time

Bottomlinson: SHHHHH LUKE

ThePayneBae: maybe he ran away bc u suck ass

RyanShake: he eats ass actually, my ass to be exact

DallonDick: yh and he licks up Louis' as well