Bottomlinson: fûck me in the ass, I have to meet my mums new boyfriend

BrendonMilk: I'll fuck you in the ass (;

RyanShake: no the fuck you won't

HarryHasStyle: IM GOING AS WELL WOOOOO FREEE FOOOOOOOOD

NiallHorny: stop being salty, Louis, he might be dead on

Bottomlinson: better fucking be, he better treat my mum like a queen

HarryHasStyle: well he must be treating her well if we're all getting to meet him today at dinner

Bottomlinson: yh I guess. Can't believe she's makin us fucking dress up nice like fuck that I'm gonna swear my hoodie and jeans

LukesAHomo: *My hoodie

Bottomlinson: you knew what you were getting into when you started dating me, your hoodies turn into mine

LukesAHomo: I had to buy new clothes when I arrived in LA bc of you

Bottomlinson: and I shall take those clothes as well (: xxxxx

Cliffaconda: it's like 4AM here what the shit

NiallHorny: it's lunch time here Fam

Bottomlinson: IM BEING FORCED TO WEAR A SHIRT AND TIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA NOT GOING TO THIS FUCKING DINNER NOPE

HarryHasStyle: it's not that bad, stop going OTT ya drama queen

Bottomlinson: I'm not gonna be a fake bitch and dress in clothing I don't wear on a daily basis.

RyanShake: he has a point tho

BrendonMilk: it's like the saying; always take your date to the swimming pool on the first date