Bottomlinson: nope fuck this shit

Bottomlinson: I'm going home

Bottomlinson: fuck you all

LukesAHomo: Louis what happened now

RyanShake: something not all that bad but bc Louis is dramatic it has spiralled

Bottomlinson: maybe I can still get into NYC

BrendonMilk: Louis shut up, sit down and deal with it

Bottomlinson: no fuck you, I'm not sharing a dorm with you for FOUR FUCKING YEARS NOPE BY BYE

BrendonMilk: tough shit sweetheart, you're stuck looking at my dick and I get to look at your ass. Winning situation if you ask me

LukesAHomo: eyes front

LukesAHomo: don't ogle my boyfriend, cunt.

BrendonMilk: I'll do what I want, I'm his new roommate. Fight me

HarryHasStyle: Louis I'm not switching dorms stop asking me

NiallHorny: Ikr same

Zaddy: Louis fuck off it's not happening

Bottomlinson: I'm thinking of taking up the offer of being 5 Seconds Of Summer's groupie. As long as I get fed and affection

Cliffaconda: DEAL

Cliffaconda: MOMMY JOIN US

CaptainDimples: WE NEED LOUIS ON TOUR

LukesAHomo: no

LukesAHomo: if I'm going to help pay for your damn education then you're facing staying

HarryHasStyle: tf

DallonDick: that is so unfair

DallonDick: I need a sugar daddy pronto