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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE KIND BIRTHDAY MESSAGES. THEY MADE ME SMILE (:

Bottomlinson: I don't even c the point in being jays son

Bottomlinson: I don't even get a fûcking hug, and Harry over here is getting the whole waterworks and hugs and kisses fuck this shit

NiallHorny: y r u two taking some long god damn it

Bottomlinson: BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING GOODBYE TO HARRY OKAY

Bottomlinson: I BET YOU IF I DIED TOMORROW NOBODY WOULD GIVE A SHIT

BrendonMilk: I'd give a shit

DallonDick: boom

DallonDick: London

ThePayneBae: who???

DallonDick: uncultured swines

NiallHorny: I'm gonna drive off without u guys

Zaddy: u can't even drive?

NiallHorny: that's the point

ThePayneBae: who's driving down

BrendonMilk: me, Louis, Harry and Niall in one car

RyanShake: me, dal , Zayn and Payne in the other

HarryHasStyle: guys I need to change my shirt it's covered in tears

Bottomlinson: fuck u

Bottomlinson: u can stay here

BrendonMilk: Louis is Dan bringing urs and Harry's trunk?

Bottomlinson: yh bc Harry styles has to pack like half the fûcking wardrobe bc of his fûcking silk ugly shirts the pansy

NiallHorny: HURRY UP BEFORE I DIE OF STARVATION OKAY

NiallHorny: UR GOING TO UNI, ITS NOT LIKE UR DYING