I had a sticky toffee pudding and fuck, I died and went to gay heaven

Bottomlimson: IM AWAKE

Bottomlinson: okay I just Gotta get a shower and head to my leaf tyre then IMMA get changed into my panda onesie and then I'm going to watch your interview

Bottomlinson: luuuuuuuuuuukey

Bottomlinson: Luke Luke Luke answer me

Bottomlinson: I'm naked

Bottomlinson: and horny

Bottomlinson: and Imma get into the shower and get all wet

Bottomlinson: Luke I know that you're online, you were texting Niall 5 minutes ago

Bottomlinson: I'm going for a shower and you better reply by the time I get out

Bottomlinson: Luke ):

Bottomlinson: THERES A SPIDER IN THE ROOM OH FUCK NO FUCK THIS SHIT

Bottomlinson: ffs

Bottomlinson: where's Brendon when u need him?

Bottomlinson: he could've smashed the spider w/ his big ass forehead

Bottomlinson: so I got changed and survived the spider attack, I'm just going to leave it for Brendon to sort out

Bottomlinson: my thumbs are getting tired from typing ughhhhhhhhhh

Bottomlinson: Omf look at this cute photo that Zayn took of me the other day I look realllllllllllllllllllllly cute

Bottomlinson: Luke look

Bottomlinson: //sent attachment

Bottomlinson: okay, well I heading into the lecture now, I love you Luke. I'll see you on my screen tonight xx

LukesAHomo: I love you too, Buttercup. I always will x