I've never really explained what gender Dallon is. I introduced /them/ into the gc as GenderFluid with any pronoun (started with only them but then I forgot and now it's any) and have Brendon tell him he can't have a boner bc he doesn't have a dick. Basically, I have BP!Dallon TBH, but like Y'know girls (like me) we say we get boners when turned on and shit so. Anyway.

BrendonMilk: louis open the door

BrendonMilk: he has his key jammed into the lock meaning i can't unlock the door fml

NiallHorny: i swear to actually fuck i will kill an Aussie breadstick if i need too. Watch me

JoshDunDunDunnnn: imma hurt luke if little louis isn't okay

WheresMyRadio: baby u can't hurt a fly

JoshDunDunDunnnn: shush

BrendonMilk: louis open the door please. I know you're awake, you have MCR blasting

DallonDick: IM NOT OKAY IM NOT OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

RyanShake: dallon stfu

DallonDick: I'm trying to lighten the mood u sour pube

BrendonMilk: okay okay guys chill

BrendonMilk: mariquita is sad bc his boyfriend is a prick and we need to make him feel better

LukesAHomo: LET ME FUCKING EXPLAIN

BrendonMilk: NO

BrendonMilk: I MIGHT BC A FUCKING DICKHEAD BUT I WOULDN'T DO SOMETHING AS CUNT WORTHY AS U DID NOW FUCK OFF

LukesAHomo has been removed from the chat

JoshDunDunDunnnn: let london risssssssssse

HarryHasStyle: but...Hemlinson...