DallonDick: what was w/ the chaos to find me lmao

DallonDick: am I not allowed to disappear without a panic

RyanShake: no

Zaddy: but the real question is. Did u get any dick?

DallonDick: duh???? Met Some northern Irish guy called Jamie like 2 days ago and we were gonna meet you all at the club but we had a change of plans (;

Zaddy: GET IN THERE DALLON. IM PROUD OF YOU.

CaptainDimples: I want to go home

CaptainDimples: everyone is being mean to me, and I'm tired and sore and I just want to go home and sleep and be cuddled and Calum hid Narry 2.0 and on me ):

CaptainDimples: and everyone went out to a club and I was never invited and i don't knwow here Narry 2.0 is

Bottomlinson: aw sweetheart, do you want to FaceTime?

CaptainDimples: I want my Daddy and Harry.

Bottomlinson: alright, alright. Niall is in a late class so I'll go and wake Harry up.

BrendonMilk: turn off the fucking light

BrendonMilk: no wait where are you going

Bottomlinson: to wake up Harry, I'll be back soon

BrendonMilk: okay good bc I'm cold

JoshDunDunDunnnn: wait

JoshDunDunDunnnn: ARE YOU TWO CUDDLING?!?! OH MY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MY PARENTS

Bottomlinson: look, there's no heating in our dorm. Don't get any fucking thoughts Joshua

JoshDunDunDunnnn changed the group chat name to 'LONDON IS ALIVE'