I have like 22 ppl for the Hemlinson squad so far xD

RyanShake: oh fuck, guys, Brendon is in the hospital

NiallHorny: oh shit, is he okay? What happened? Why is he in the hospital?

RyanShake: he was in a car crash, his mom just phoned my mom and told us, he's in A&E

HarryHasStyle: British A&E is so shit, he's gonna be there for like 48 hours until he'll be seen

Bottomlinson: HARRY JUST TOLD ME THSTBEEBOO IS THE HOPSITAL DUE TO A CAR CRSSH.

RyanShake: yeah, I'm traveling up he hospital now, he's going to be fine, don't worry

Bottomlinson: I honestly don't fûcking care about him rn, is his car okay? That car was expensive and beautiful. It the best thing about Brendon

JoshDunDunDunnnn: I honestly I've Louis a lot, no one knows how much I love that lil twink

RyanShake: My boyfriend is in thefucking hospital and u care about his fucking CAR?!?!

Bottomlinson: oh and yh, he'll be fine hahaha I was kidding, I worry about him too, he's my friend kinda

HarryHasStyle: Louis u two were platonically cuddling all Saturday night u ou be so shut up

BrendonMilk: chill guys I'm fine, I just broke my arm and a couple of ribs or something I dunno

JoshDunDunDunnnn: how did u crash?

BrendonMilk: was eating spaghetti and driving

RyanShake: WHO THE FUCK DRIVES A CAR SND EATS FUCKING STAGETTI YOU COULD OF DIED YOH FUCKING WANKER

BrendonMilk: I was hungry

NiallHorny changed the group chat name to 'Don't eat Spaghetti and Drive guys'