LukesAHomo: we need to talk

Bottomlinson: oh fuck I've been waiting on this

Bottomlinson: this is either the 'it's not you, it's me' talk or you're going to purpose

Bottomlinson: and if you're going to purpose wtf y u doing it over messages do it to my face

Bottomlinson: and if ur brewing up with me WHY WHAT DID I DO WEONG IM SORRY

LukesAHomo: LOUIS

Bottomlinson: oh if you're using caps that isn't good

LukesAHomo: I'm not breaking up w/ u or purposing like hahaha okay fûck no not that

Bottomlinson: what the fuck do you mean by 'fuck no'? A, I not good enough to marry?

LukesAHomo: I did not say that

Bottomlinson: hmmm

LukesAHomo: right. Can I say what I was supposed to say?

LukesAHomo: we have a problem

LukesAHomo: //sent attachment

Bottomlinson: I don't see anything wrong w/ that? It's just you giving me a piggy back ride out of that museum Harry dragged us to

Bottomlinson: wait what the fuck

Bottomlinson: who took our photograph?! WHY ARE WE ON RHE INTERNET?!

LukesAHomo: that is our problem

Bottomlimson: LUKE ROBERT HEMMINGS WHAT IS THIS

LukesAHomo: um so funny story