I just updated a book that hasn't been updated since the start of April. Lmfao I'm such a shit author

13 days till my birthday and counting

Cliffaconda: r u and Louis gonna break up

ThePayneBae: wow fucking subtle Michael

Zaddy: u could've at least took it to pm

Cliffaconda: what's the point in that? We all know whatever I say to look in private will filter its way into this gc somehow bc y'all spread shit like the plague

Cliffaconda: but seriously if u do, I'm living with Louis. Like no offence bro but I like Louis more than you

DallonDick: ouch

LukesAHomo: we aren't breaking up

LukesAHomo: and what the fuck dude, I give you pizza

Cliffaconda: yh but Louis gives me fashion shows in cite panties and skirts so he wins

DallonDick: I think I just got hard thinking of that

RyanShake: You don't even have a dick

DallonDick: WELL MY FUCKING IMAGINARY DICK U CUNT

LukesAHomo: y do u all think we r going to break up?

ThePayneBae: bc the shit that the tallies are pulling out of their asses

RyanShake: yh, it isn't pretty stuff

LukesAHomo: I don't care wat they say, it's all full of shit. Louis and me r perfectly fine

Zaddy: """"fine""""

Cliffaconda: wait till management hear about this

LukesAHomo: fuck management, they don't like the fact that I'm gay and in love with my best mate then they can fuck off