360 comments till 10K. I'm just kinda doing a countdown bc I can okay smd

CaptainDimples: #LetAshtonBeHappy IS TRENDING ON TWITTER I DONT KNOW HOW TO FAIL IM REALLY EMOTIONAL RN SOMEONE HOLD ME

BigDickCal: Ashton get tf off of me or I swear tf

CaptainDimples: PUPPY PILES SOMEONE GET MIKEY AND LUKEY

Cliffaconda: no no stay tf away, I'm not getting involved

Cliffaconda: and Luke is sleeping away the pain/anger/sadness

HarryHasStyle: didn't know Luke was an inside out character

BrendonMilk: he'd be Douchebag

HarryHasStyle: that's not a fucking emotion

BrendonMilk: look, I just came out of a Louis inflicted coma, I'm still trying to get over it

CaptainDimples: HAZZY FACE TIME ME BE TO BE IN THE PUPPY PILE XX

DallonDick: Brendon ACTUALKT HAS A FÛCKING CUM STAIN ON HIS JEANS IM DESD

BrendonMilk: NO I DONT

DallonDick: U FÛCKING LOSER

BrendonMilk: wait where's Louis

DallonDick: bathroom, he's been in there a while tho. Idk what tf he's doing

JoshDunDunDunnnn: how do I politely tell a little that I don't want to join a puppy pile bc I want to be 'banged' into my own drum kit by my boyfriend?

Cliffaconda: just tell him to fuck off, that's what I do

Zaddy: you r everybody's hero, Michael

CaptainDimples: PUPPY PILE