I'm really smad right now, I have people twisting my words and making me the bad guy or making it out like I'm the one that started a whole situation when I haven't. Ugh.

Sorry for no update last night, again, smad, annoyed and felt like punching a wall

ThePayneBae: someone save me this chic called Cheryl is trying to get into my fûcking pants and she's like 60????? H E L P M E PLS G A Y G R O U P C H A T

Zaddy: where r u babe?

DallonDick: WE WONT LET HER TOUCH YOU LIAM

DallonDick changed the group chat name to 'Save the Damsel in distress'

ThePayneBae: the sports bar down the road from uni

ThePayneBae: fûcking hurry pls, she's nearly sitting on my damn lap like pls no, I like dick, not vaginas

ThePayneBae: vaginas scare me

Zaddy: okay I'm coming babe

Zaddy: I'll be 10 mins

DallonDick: IMMA COME TOO

RyanShake: we going to a bar?

Zaddy: to save Liam

ThePayneBae: the more gay ppl here, the more she'll fuck off, everyone come

BrendonMilk: LTS GET BLOCKED

Zaddy: ffs, just meet us here, I already left the dorm, Dallon tf r u

DallonDick: uh, I'm getting dropped off

BrendonMilk: by who???

DallonDick: just someone

ThePayneBae: FÛCKING HELP ME I WANT TO CRY