I'm honestly a hardcore loser. What am I doing with my life?

CaptainDimples: Wtf is this? I wake up from a nap and see that I'm added to a gay af gc

Cliffaconda: Ash, it's like 3am wtf are you doing up?

CaptainDimples: I could ask u the sm question

Cliffaconda: touché

Zalik_Mayn: ppl are trying to sleep here

Bottomlinson: all you do is sleep. Chill.

Zalik_Mayn: People like me need their beauty sleep

Cliffaconda: if u get anymore beautifuler the earth will explode

Bottomlinson: !!!^

CaptainDimples: !!!^^

Bigdickcal: I don't even like the Maliks and I have to agree

CaptainDimples: HOW CAN U NOT LIKE THE MALIKS?!?! DICKNOSE

Bigdickcal: bc I like blondes? Sue me

CaptainDimples: racist

Bigdickcal: fuck off ash

Bottomlinson: @ NiallHorny and Lukesahomo; get in therrrrrrre

Zalik_Mayn: NiallHorny isn't even blonde

CaptainDimples: @ Cliffaconda as well bc he was blonde

Bottomlinson: HAHAH MICHAEL WAS NOT

CaptainDimples: WAS 2

Zalik_Mayn: PROOF OR U EAT SHIT

CaptainDimples: //Sends attachment//

Bottomlinson: *saves*

Bigdickcal: boner

Bigdickcal: brb gonna wank to fetus Michael

Zalik_Mayn: My new lockscreen

Cliffaconda: FUCK U GUYS

Cliffaconda: HOW TF U GET THAT?!?!

CaptainDimples: it's in my private MGC photo album bb

Cliffaconda: alerting ^

Bottomlinson: this dude is more stalkerish then me wow

Zalik_Mayn: not possible ^ u once went as far as climbing a tree just 2 watch Harry shower

Cliffaconda: and broke ur arm whenever he caught u watching and u fell from the tree

Bottomlinson: die hoes

Bigdickcal: you ppl make it hard to wank Y'know

Bigdickcal: my phone vibrates like every 2 secs

Bottomlinson: use it as a vibrater

Zalik_Mayn: u have some serious issues

CaptainDimples: agreed ^

Cliffaconda: he needs laid

Cliffaconda: #Letsgetloulaid2k16