I feel like people hate Louis in this?

Omf I have a rant book that you should all check out bc it's fun to see me rant and swear

CaptainDimples: I need help packing

HarryHasStyle: baby, you're not leaving for another month

CaptainDimples: but I can't forget anything. I Gotta bring everything. Like my toothbrush, clothes, underwear, bandanas, Narry the Teddy

RyanShake: you have a teddy bear called Narry? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww my fucking heart

RyanShake: Ashton is too adorable I can't. Everyone needs to protect that small child when y'all go touring

CaptainDimples: I named him Narry so I have something to cuddle when Harry and Niall aren't aviable

Cliffaconda: I'll be ur substitute cuddle buddy babe (:

NiallHorny: um no

HarryHasStyle: we can only cuddle Ashton, get your own cuddle buddy

Cliffaconda: wow sorry I was on my being nice to your boyfriend bc he likes cuddles and he won't be getting any from u guys for a long time chill

Cliffaconda: Calum cuddle me on tour pls

BigDickCal: ew person

BigDickCal: *cringe* human contact

Cliffaconda: calllllllllllllpal pls

BigDickCal: pls stop looking at me like that

LukesAHomo: I can already tell that this tour is gonna be a nightmare like something is gonna happen and it's gonna be like shit hit the fan fml

Cliffaconda: way to fucking jinx it ya scud

HarryHasStyle: I'm gonna come along as the groupie

NiallHorny: I'll be the manager

Bottomlinson: excuse fûcking me, you 2 r only best friends I have left that isn't leaving the country so ur pale asses are staying here or imma tie ya to a bed

HarryHasStyle: kinky mommy (;