I feel like I'm being stabbed repeatedly ugh

So either an alternative universe Brendon/Louis smut or Hemlinson goodbye chapter for 100

Bottomlinson: I've gave up on life, I'm quitting school and becoming a stripper, who's with me?

CaptainDimples: I'm in

Cliffaconda: me too

HarryHasStyle: same here

HarryHasStyle: Niall you better become rich quick bc I dunno where I'm going with these a-levels

Cliffaconda: Omf I'm not even doing a-levels bc I'll be away on tour HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA SUCK A BOOK EVERYONE

Bottomlinson: fûck you Michael

Bottomlinson: I had it planned out that we'd be stripper buddies and tease men with our awesome butts and be sexy mother fuckers with cash being slipped into our panties

Cliffaconda: Omf that sounds great tho lets do that

BigDickCal: no, we need Michael in the band

LukesAHomo: I can't find my Blink 182 hoodie, I'm not leaving without it

LukesAHomo: it was sitting on my bed this morning and now it's gone

NiallHorny: Louis has it

Bottomlinson: no I don't

NiallHorny: //sent attachment

NiallHorny: see?

Bottomlinson: for god sake Niall, that's the last time I send you a snapchat of my mischief

Bottomlinson: ill break our snap chat streak

NiallHorny: Omf no that's precious it's like breaking a friendship

LukesAHomo: Louis, give me back my hoodie please. You can have the rest of them but I need atleast one hoodie and I want to bring that one

Bottomlinson: no

LukesAHomo: Louis please, I'm not leaving without it

Bottomlinson: then you're not leaving, end of story.