Bottomlinson: UM LUKE, JAY WANTS YOU TO COME OVER?

LukesAHomo: I think that's the second time I've ever been invited by your mum over to your house

Bottomlinson: IM REALLY SCARED

HarryHasStyle: she gave me like 20 quid to go and buy ice cream to get me out of the Josue this is gonna be some serious shit

CaptainDimples: YAY ICE CREAM

Bottomlinson: LUKE PLS JJST GURRY SO WE CAN DIE WUICKY

BrendonMilk: well I mean, if she made a cake for you both then she obviously isn't mad

LukesAHomo: could be poison

Cliffaconda: ^^

LukesAHomo: climb through ur window?

Bottomlinson: fuck no, she'll think we've been fucking

LukesAHomo: ok

Zaddy: the tension

ThePayneBae: the anxiety

RyanShake: the fear

NiallHorny: *funeral march*

Zaddy changed the group chat name to '#RIPHEMLINSON'

Bottomlinson: YOU GUYS ARENT FUCKING HELOING

Zaddy: what did u expect? It's the ultra gay group chat ur in ya lil homo

HarryHasStyle: if Louis dies I get his room aye suck a boob

LukesAHomo: OMF SO APPEARENTLY SHE CAUGHT US KISSING IJ THE KITCHEN AT CHRISTMAS AND HAS BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOE TO TELL US SHE KNOWS SO SHE BAKED US A CSJE AND GAVE US MONEY TO GO OUT ON A DATE IN THJS FANCY RESTRAUNT AS HER EAY KF ACCEOTING US IMF

Zaddy: Jay is so cool I love her

Bottomlinson: she also wants to take us to a charity event thingy to show off her gay son and his gay boyfriend bc apparently mums gush over gay sons I dunno parents are weird AF

ThePayneBae: well ya aren't dead

ThePayneBae: yet