ThePayneBae: guys emergency question

Zaddy: yes?

ThePayneBae: if, let's say, I hypothetically bought a baby goat, where, Hypothetically, could I, Hypothetically, keep it?

Zaddy: you bought I baby goat, didn't you...?

ThePayneBae: H Y P O T H E T I C A L L Y

Cliffaconda: why tf would anyone ask such a question if they DIDNT BUT A FUCKING BABY GOAT

Cliffaconda: IT ISNT EXCATLY A QUESTION THATS ON EVERYONES MIND

ThePayneBae: I didn't exactly buy a baby goat

ThePayneBae: I bought 2

Zaddy: why the actual fuck did you buy TWO BABY GOATS?!?

RyanShake: ohmygod

RyanShake: can I have one?

ThePayneBae: no they're mine, fuck off

Cliffaconda: fucking rude Liam, you just say no, don't tell someone to fuck off you fucktard

ThePayneBae: y'all can fight me to the death bc these baby goats are mine

Zaddy: your mum is gonna flip shit

Zaddy: your back garden doesn't even have grass

Zaddy: how are you gonna feed them?

ThePayneBae: you have to feed them?

Zaddy: NOOOOO THEY JUST FUCKING LIVE OFF OF AIR AND DONT NEED FOOD OR H2O

Cliffaconda: I honestly love Ziam a lot

DaddyWalsh: I just woke up from a nap to this and I'm so confused

RyanShake: basically Liam bought two baby goats

DaddyWalsh: who just goes around selling baby goats?

Cliffaconda: a goat dealer obviously. They have a fucking white van with 'WE SELL BABY GOATS' spray painted shadily on the side of it and just drive around the neighbour hoods looking for dumbasfuck kids to get money off of

Zaddy changed the group name to 'Liam the Goatfucker'

RyanShake: how did we end up from buying goats to Liam now being a goat fucker ohmyfuckinggod