Cliffaconda added Bottomlinson to the chat

Cliffaconda added LukesaHomo to the Chat

Bottomlinson: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS BITCHES AND FUCKBOYS LOTS OF LOVE YOUR QUEEN XXXX

LukesAHomo: it's 7 in the morning and Louis is sitting under my tree with a bow on his head and one on his ass with a note saying 'To Luke, I'm your gift, love Louis' I'm dead

LukesAHomo: best. Present. Ever

Cliffaconda: fuck that booty to the rhythm of Jingle bells dude

Zaddy: u peasants and ur Christmas ways

ThePayneBae: u better have still gotten me a damn gift

Zaddy: of course I did sweetheart Xx

ThePayneBae: and ur coming to dinner later bc we're telling my parents

Zaddy: I know baby, we've been talking bou this for 2 weeks Li

NiallHorny: I could comment on how cute y'all being but some single ppl are trying not to be depressed over the holiday times and would prefer to sleep until 12 than be woken up at 7 in ten FUCKING MORNING

Bottomlinson: NIALL I CAN NOW DRINK ALCOHOL LEGALLY WE GOTTA GO ON A PUB CRAWL DUDE

LukesAHomo: I think Louis is still drunk from yesterday

Bottomlinson: Lukey fuck me under this Christmas tree pls xxxxxx

LukesAHomo: BYE BYE GUYS GONNA FUCK LOUIS UNDER A CRISTMAS TREE BEST CHIRSTMAS EVER

Cliffaconda: I'm away back to sleep guys

BrendonMilk: RYAN GET UR ASS RESDY FOR AN EGGBOG ENEMA

Cliffaconda: WHAT THE FUCK

BrendonMilk: FUCK THIS ISNT PRIVATE MESSAGE