ThePayneBae: Caesar just ate my hat

NiallHorny: who tf is Caesar

ThePayneBae: my pet goat

RyanShake: don't tell me that you named the other one Julius...

ThePayneBae: maybe....

Zaddy: Caesar is a fucking cunt he ate my favourite shoe

Bottomlinson: we should totally just kill Caesar

ColiverSexual: did u just.,,,

Bottomlinson: (;

ThePayneBae: die Tommo

Zaddy: im not going to ur house anymore babe

ThePayneBae: why?!

Zaddy: bc ur baby goats hate me

Bottomlinson: don't be offend zee, everyone hates u. It's bc ur beautiful

Zaddy: um thanks?

NiallHorny: GUYS TWO WEEKS TILL CHRISTMAS AHHH

Bottomlinson: TWO WEEKS AND IM LEGAL AYYYYYE

NiallHorny: wait wut ur bday is on Christmas?

Bottomlinson: 24th

NiallHorny: WE GOTTA HAVE A PARTY DUDE

RyanShake: OH MYGOG HES PARTAYY

Bottomlinson: well I mean that's what I was planning on doing guys. I always have a party

Cliffaconda: no u don't

Bottomlinson: yes I do, I just don't invite u cos ur a party pooper

BigDickCal: Clifford be pooping on parties bc he's a dog

Cliffaconda: fuck off Cal

LukesAHomo: last year for ur bday u spent it trying to get RDJ to say happy birthday to u over Twitter

Bottomlinson: IT HAPPENED DIDNT IT?!? HE NOTICED ME SO SUCK A DICK

LukesAHomo: shut up

Bottomlinson: IT WAS THEBEST MOMENT OF KY OIFE

LukesAHomo: ! Excuse me

Bottomlinson: after meeting you baby