Okay so seeing as I'm terrible at Title names, I'm going to let you lil kink shits help me figure out the second books name? Because I dunno, this matters to you guys (probably not a lot) and y'all reading and biting and commenting, so give me suggestions maybe? (:

Zaddy: house party. Next week. My house. 8 o'clock. Be naked

DallonDick: oh, okay (;

Zaddy: who r u?

ThePayneBae: Zayn, don't be mean

Zaddy: I'm not! I don't know who the guy is

DallonDick: I'm Dallon, Ryan's friend (:

Zaddy: do u think ur worthy to come to my naked party?

NiallHorny: (it's not actually a naked party it's a pool party)

Zaddy: well some ppl fucking swim naked u turd

RyanShake: stop intimidating my friend

ThePayneBae: he intimidates everyone, don't be triggered

NiallHorny: actually fuck off w/ ur tumblr ways

LukesAHomo: y'all making a bad impression on the new guy, making it out like we're a bunch of pessimistic pricks

CaptainDimples: but WE ARE a bunch of pessimistic dicks?

LukesAHomo: yh well he doesn't need to know that, I actually want a mate that doesn't think we're scum

DallonDick: if ur asking me, I think I'm pretty worthy to come to this naked party. Got a good enough bod and a goo enough dick (;

Zaddy: SEE THAT WAS THE ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR OKAY

DallonDick: you all single.... Bc I Gotta get some head

BrendonMilk: I'll suck ur dick for 20 quid (;

CaptainDimples: RYAN PUT UR DAMN BOYFRIEND ON A LEASH BC HE BANGS UR MATE FOR FUCK SAKE

NiallHorny changed the group chat name to 'Ashton is being kinky again'

ThePayneBae: Michael, Calum, Niall, Ashton and Harry are single

HarryHasStyle: um no I'm not?

CaptainDimples: neither am I??

NiallHorny: me third?

RyanShake: who r u all dating?

NiallHorny: each other (;

Bottonlinson: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH