Newyear2134: "It questions me how Kaleb is named the Symbiote King."

Andrup20: "Well, take my lead as we travel back through time where life was young and fresh."

Newyear2134: "Where are we going?"

Andrup20: "Back to Kaleb's childhood. I'm sure everyone will understand us going back a little."

Newyear2134: "I think they will."

Andrup20: "Let's begin our story then."

The story begins with the protagonist of this story sitting on the edge of a roof and waiting for someone. Watching over the citizens of Union city for any criminal activity going on and looking through the database being shown on his wristwatch. Insanity had enveloped Kaleb since that was what he usually wore during missions. As he sat alone he was with his thoughts and with them, he was aware... of the...

Kaleb: *faces the watchers and the audience* "Oh! Well hello!"

Newyear2134: "Uh... Hi?"

Kaleb: "You gentlemen are...?"

Andrup20: "Irrelevant at the moment but how can you see us?"

Kaleb: Well I can't tell you that but it's crazy that I get to have my very own sidestory. Yeah I bet you guys and the kids watching at home are wondering who's dick I had to suck to get this. Well no one really! You guys kinda just showed up and apparently want to know my backstory?"

Newyear2134: *Sweatdropped* "That is correct, yes."

Kaleb: "Well how about I tell it? I know my life like the back of my hand!"

Newyear2134:: "Very well. Do what you must."

Kaleb: "Of course." *Ahem* "I never told Y/N this, but it was one or two years ago before I met him."

Flashback... One year ago...

Date of Year: XXXX

Kaleb: *French Narrator impression* "Ah. Union City. A place full of dangers, excitement, adventures, heroes and villains. There's been an endless war between good and evil but like a story, there's also the middle. And that middle was just a 16 year old boy yet to become who he is today."

This is Kaleb of who he was many years ago before he was titled Symbiote King. He was just a regular guy that was living his life. However, he was born without a semblance, quirk or a power that made him special. So far, he learned that Union City became a big place for villains and heroes to run rampant. Kaleb didn't want to be a hero, nor a villain because he couldn't even choose one without something that could make him one. His parents didn't mind it though, they cared for him and let him live his best life. His friends however...

???: "Oy, Kaleb!!"

"Katsuki Bakugo!" (Aggressive sign of Agony and Short-fused Bully!)

Young Kaleb turned to see his friends he knew. They were "friends" to say the least. Poor Kaleb was wrapped into them because they knew he was easy to get.

Kaleb: "Great. Not you guys again. What do you want, Katsuki?"

Katsuki: "Still wanting to become a hero, right?"

Kaleb: "Not really. I don't wanna be a villain either. They make it seem like that's the only option... Besides I can't be either one even if I wanted to. Why?"

Katsuki: "Well, you may be quirkless like Deku but I was hoping to show off my quirk to you. Yet, you think being a hero is nothing but a waste of time. So you think normal life is more important than being a hero?"

Kaleb: "Duh! Without normal people living their normal lives, who are the heroes gonna protect?"

Katsuki: "Tch. You have a point. Without normal quirkless people, I won't become the biggest hero in the world."

Kaleb: *Shook his head* 'This guy's pride is too much for me to handle.'

Katsuki: "Sorry for wasting your time. We'll be on our way to fame and fortune. See ya!"

The prideful hothead and his group made their leave as Kaleb sighed in annoyance.

Kaleb: "Well to be fair, while you're among the asshole friends that roped me into your circus... you're the one that I name the tamest amongst them. And that's on your good days."

Katsuki didn't take any notice as he left Kaleb alone.

Later that evening...

Kaleb was walking back home from school. He was still feeling bothered from earlier.

Kaleb: "Damn Pomeranian... keeps thinking I'm trying to be a hero. I just want to live life"

However, tonight things will change for Kaleb's life as he faces an unexpected turn of event. As Kaleb arrived at his parent's apartment in the city...

Kaleb: *Goes up the stairs and faces the audience* "Not everyone I know is bad honestly. I have a few friends who aren't toxic, ambitionless, rude and negative. Such as..."

Wade: *moves the audience to face him* "Me! Wade Wilson also known as your friendly neighborhood Deadpool!"

"Wade Wilson!" (Endless Talking Mental Goofball and better known as Deadpool!)

Newyear2134: *Groans* "Man, I hate that guy with his talkative nature. He really gets on my nerves!"

Andrup20: "Shh!! You're ruining the mood! This oughta be good!"

Kaleb: "Mr. Wilson! Good to see you again!"

Wade: "Same to you. How was school?"

Kaleb: "Still being a pain. How about you? How's the wife?"

Wade: "Vanessa is still the same but it's a busy day being a mercenary."

Kaleb: "Mercenary huh...? Maybe that's the middle between hero and villain."

Wade: "Yeah, it's called being an Anti-Hero and who knows, maybe you'll be just like me."

Kaleb: *Chuckles* "Oh if my parents knew I did Anti-hero work for a living, I would be dead by now let me tell you."

Wade: "Well I worked with a couple guys before-"

Kaleb: "Your face turned into the love child of an avocado and a much older avocado."

Wade: "How are you allowed into the bar?"

Kaleb: "That's not the point but if something tips me over the edge, I'll call you."

Wade: "Alright then. I'll let Vanessa know you said hi."

Kaleb: "Give her a nice smooch for me will ya?"

Wade: "Suck a truck." *Goes back inside his apartment*

Kaleb chuckled as he opened the door to his apartment and walked inside.

Kaleb: "I'm home!"

Mary: "Hi, sweetie. How was school today?"

Kaleb: "Same as usual."

Bart: "Well, Kid, that's not a bad thing. You'll get used to it honestly."

Kaleb: "I know, Dad..."

Mary: "Don't feel down, son. I'm sure you'll have something that'll have you in a life full of anything you desire."

Kaleb: "You two know well I'm not interested in becoming a hero nor a villain."

Bart: "We know, son. This city has changed over the years and people are starting to lose track of what they're doing."

Kaleb: *Sigh* "Why does this city only care for people inherited with powers?"

Mary: "Cheer up, Kaleb. Nothing happened to us now, right?"

Kaleb: "Yeah... I guess you're right. What's for dinner though?"

Mary: "I'm just finishing up the chicken Alfredo!"

Kaleb: "Yes! Thanks, ma!"

Mary: "Just doing it for the two great guys in my life."

Suddenly, they heard a crash near their home.

Bart: "What was that?!"

Mary: "Was it a villain attack?!"

Kaleb didn't know what it was, so he decided to check it out and see.

Mary: "Wait, Kaleb, come back!"

Bart: "Kaleb!" *Runs to get his gun and come out to look for him* "God damnit, boy!"

In a short time, Kaleb was at the crash site in a park near his home. He saw two mysterious pods and crept slowly as he approached the pods. He looked inside to see weird sludge things were moving around inside and the pods opened up and before Kaleb could know it... the sludge launched itself on Kaleb's head as he struggled and panicked.

Kaleb: *Muffly screamed* "HELP!! GET IT OFF OF ME!! ANYONE!! HELP!!!"

Sure enough, Bart was at the site where saw his son being attacked by the sludge creature on his head.

Bart: "Stay away from my son, you alien!!"

The creature heard Kaleb's father and retreated inside Kaleb as he caught his breath.

Kaleb: *Seeing his father* Dad! What was that?!

Dad: "I don't know, son, but whatever it is, it doesn't look very friendly to me."

Kaleb: "What should we do?"

Bart: "I don't know, but I don't think that was the only one."

The second pod opened it and Bart shot at it as the sludge started going out. The sludge made holes which the bullets went through as it kept approaching Kaleb. Kaleb was involuntarily approaching it which shocked Bart.

Bart: "The hell are you doing?!"

As the second sludge approached Kaleb, it launched itself towards Kaleb as he tried to get it off of him.

Kaleb: *Muffly screamed* "GAH! NOT AGAIN!!!"

??? #1: "Glad you made it to him!"

??? #2: "He'll do nicely~ A perfect fit."

??? #1: "When shall we feast?"

??? #2: "Soon, my friend. Soon."

Bart: "You'll never take my son!!"

Kaleb's father tried to get the second one off but a black tendril grabbed the gun and crushed it.

Bart: "Alright so guns don't work on it!"

The second sludge went into Kaleb as he fell over and passed out. Bart panicked and carried him back to the apartment. Bart opened the door and Mary looked at her unconscious son.

Mary: *In shock* "What happened to my baby?!"

Bart: "Honey, don't be alarmed, but two freaky slime things came out of metal pods and they're inside Kaleb!"

Mary: "What?!?!"

Bart: "I said don't freak out!!"

Mary: "What do we do then?"

Bart: "Call 911!!"

Mary: "Are you sure? They'll never believe us!!"

Just then, Wade appeared to see what happened.

Wade: "Yo, why's Kaleb asleep?"

Mary: "Wade! Thank god! Kaleb's unconscious!!"

Wade: "He's what?!"

Bart: "Check his pulse!"

Wade: *Checks Kaleb's pulse* "OK, the good news is that he's alive."

Mary: "And the bad news?"

Wade: "No bad news really. We'll just have to wait until he wakes up and see if anything wrong with him happens."

Bart: "At least we know our boy is fine."

Wade: "C'mon, let's put him on the couch."

The three put Kaleb on the couch as his mother gives him a pillow for head comfort and a blanket for warmth.

Mary: "Will he be okay?"

Bart: "Don't worry, honey. Let's just hope he'll wake up tomorrow."

Wade: "Call me if Kaleb's feeling out of whack." *Exiting the apartment.*

Mary & Bart: "Goodnight, Wade."

Bart: "Come on, love. Let's get some sleep.

Even though Mary felt worried for her son, she agreed. The two parents went to sleep as Kaleb was resting on the apartment couch.

Present Day...

Kaleb is eating some chocolate and enjoying whatever he has playing on his speaker.

Kaleb: "Well that's a good way to end a day... I think."

Kaleb looked down at the road and saw a black car going down the highway.

Kaleb: "Oh my ride's here! This is where I take my leave."

Kaleb took a few steps back and started running as he jumped off the building and headed straight for the car as Needle went out of his back and formed into a parachute as he slowly fell towards the car in question.

Needle: "My prey has arrived~"

Kaleb: "I have a feeling you'll like this one."

Needle: *Licks and drools* "Indeed. This one is a big lying whopper."

The fearsome Symbiote King let Needle take charge as he crashed through the car as the car was skidding along and knocked one of the cars to hit the side of the highway.

Needle: "Hello~"

One of the guys in the backseat tried to throw a punch but Needle bit his hand off and ate the guy for more room in the car as another guy tried to elbow Kaleb but he shot the guy trying to fight him.

Kaleb: "I'm looking for your boss!!"

Kaleb was smacked across the face and showed the picture of the ringleader.

Kaleb: "Have you seen this man?!"

Needle stabbed the guy in the passenger seat with his needle fingers but the guy took out his gun and tried to shoot Needle but he ducked as the guy driving was shot in the face. Needle stuck his head out near the man in the driver's seat.

Needle: "I hope you're paying attention while driving."

Sure enough the car Needle was in was on a road to a highway and heading straight for catastrophe.

Needle: "Oh shit!!"

Needle tried to grab the wheel and stay in the lane but a guy in a motorcycle was heading for the car and was right next to it. Kaleb nodded at it and tried to act casual.

Kaleb: "Hey how's it going?"

The driver took an automatic out and started shooting at Kaleb but Insanity shot a thorn at the driver and he fell off his bike. As the bike crashed, it caused a major butterfly effect!

Insanity: 'Good thing Y/N's not here to see this.'

All cars, trucks and vehicles no matter what size proceeded to collide with each other due to the motorcycle as the back of the car Kaleb was in, started to flip around in the highway as time slowed down and Kaleb had one thing on his mind.....

Kaleb: 'Poochy is definitely pissing on the carpet right now.'

The car kept flipping and started to stop as it slid and finally stopped. People that survived the crash or witnessed it, got out of their cars and ran away from the danger as two more cars stopped near the damaged car. The door to the car was busted open as Needle proceeded to climb out of the car while laughing. He, Kaleb and Insanity weren't hurt, that's the fortunate side.

Needle: *laughing* "That was fucking awesome! Let's do that again!!"

Kaleb: *Getting dizzy* " I prefer not, thank you."

Insanity: "At least nothing bad happened, right?"

Man #1: "Freeze!!"

Needle: "Huh? Oh, so the boys of the leader showed up. Just in time."

Man #2: "You won't be fooling the boss, monster man!"

Man #3: "We need to make money with his skills!"

Needle: "You won't be making anything except a tasty snack when I'm through with you"

One of the guys started shooting at Needle as Needle grabbed the guy by the neck.

Needle: "Eyes, lungs, Pancreas... I think I'll have you first~"

Man #3: *In a squeaky voice* "Mother..."

Needle: "Oh she can't help you now~"

The other men shot at Needle but he used the 3rd man as a body shield as he tossed him aside and growled in a sadistic way.

Needle: "Who's next?"

The men tried to run from Needle, but he caught them with his tendrils and pulled them towards him.

Needle: "Sorry boys. Out of luck today~"

First the mighty symbiote slammed the thugs multiple times with his tendrils, then he turned to the first one and mercilessly bit his head and left the rest of his body headless. Next, he turned the second one, lifted the car up and threw it straight at him.

Needle: "I just love being sadistic."

Some more men left the car and another car arrived with a few guys leaving it as Needle started shooting spikes at them but they managed to throw a few flash bombs. Needle screeched in pain and Kaleb ran behind the car and grabbed his guns. A news chopper was flying overhead and broadcasting the situation.

At the S.H.I.E.L.D Headquarters...

News reporter: "Danger has been spotted at the east highway in Union as whoever started to cause the collision course is on a hunt for more corrupt people to punish. Witnesses say that the assailant is armed, dangerous and wearing a black and red suit."

????: *Eating toast* "Black and red suit... Bone! Damnit, Kaleb!!" *Heads for his car* "Hill, Coulson, we're heading out!"

In the teacher's lounge at Union academy...

News reporter: "Witnesses say the assailant is armed, dangerous and wearing a-"

????: *Says it along with the reporter while eating cereal* "Black and red suit... *slams the table* Bone! Aizawa, sub for me and tell the Midoriyas to see me at the entrance, immediately!"

Aizawa: "How come?"

????: "No time to explain! It's urgent!!"

Meanwhile... Back with Kaleb...

Kaleb: "Should we even call Y/N for this?"

Insanity: "No. He knows you're the Symbiote King and he knows that you can handle this situation yourself."

Needle: "Besides, he's on a field trip and the last thing he would want is for us to bother him!"

Kaleb: "Guess we're referencing things and making a timeline huh? Bet that won't be confusing."

Insanity: "Everyone has their story, I guess."

Needle: "Enough talking! How do we get these guys if they have smoke bombs?

Kaleb: "I don't know but I got guns and my sword so let's ask them."

The guys were waiting for Kaleb to come out as he poked his head out from behind the car.

Kaleb: Hey! *Screams as the guys shot at him* "Okay okay!! I see you guys don't like me but I just wanted to ask you a question.... How should I kill you guys since you guys have smoke bombs?"

Man #4: "Like hell we would tell you!"

Kaleb: "Well fine! I got a big ass sword with your name on it and a gun with... *opens the gun and sees that there's no bullets* ...... Okay I have a big sword with your name on it and maximum effort as a wise man once said!! Don't worry, you all will have a turn with it~"

The battle went on as Kaleb ran out with a bloodthirsty smile. The bad guys started shooting at him but Kaleb managed to block the bullets with his sword.

Kaleb: *to the audience* "You may be wondering how I got this kick ass sword!" *Stabs one of the guys through the stomach* "Well it's hard to explain it really. I can't get to that if I'm not done explaining what happened before that." *fights a couple guys off and throws his sword at a guy which hit him in the shoulder* "Alright.... Where's David?! I'm only gonna ask this once! .... Alright everybody is dead... Shit."

One of the guys got back up and Kaleb turned to see him get up. It was the guy that Kaleb threw the sword to.

Kaleb: "You're not David..."

Needle: "But he'll do it for fuel in the tank."

The guy took out a dagger and charged at the king but he stepped aside and Needle formed to grab him as he opened his mouth and leaned down but the action was paused right before the guy had his head bitten off.

Kaleb: "You may be thinking 'My Wattpad recommended feed told me I would like this because I like superheroes but this grey thing is about to bite this other guy's fucking head off!' Well I'm super but I'm no hero... This isn't a love story either and yes this is a murder but all the best origin stories start with a murder and to tell it right, I'm gonna go ahead and take you back to before food enterned my stomach."

A smooth transition showed young Kaleb vomiting in the toilet due to his eating habit.

It was only a day after the symbotes inhabited Kaleb's body and Kaleb was normal for the most part but was acting a little more aggressive with his peers and had disturbing eating habits, eating things out of the trash and eating raw meat.

Bart: "Morning, son." *Seeing his eating from the garbage can* "Are you... alright?"

Kaleb: *Turns to his dad with grey glazed eyes* "Just enjoying breakfast."

Bart: "Are you sure? Because your mother is gonna make your favorite kind of breakfast you always loved."

Kaleb: "I'm quite content with my food-" *Runs to the bathroom and vomits again as he regains his senses* "Fuck! I hate this... What the hell happened...?"

Bart: "You were eating from the trash can."

Kaleb: "Again?! Oh dear God!! Can someone please call somebody! Anybody!!" *Holding his stomach in pain*

Bart: "Don't panic, son. I think it has something to do with those alien things that went inside you."

Kaleb: *Sarcastically* "Oh no, I was thinking it was that cat I fed near our apartment!" *Starts brushing his teeth* "Whatever, I need to get ready for school and I just... wanna ignore those things from a few days ago..."

He was brushing his teeth when suddenly a tendril appeared behind his back!

Kaleb: *spits out the water in his mouth* "What the hell?!"

???? #1: "Kaleb..."

Kaleb looked in the mirror and saw his eyes formed into a different shape which caused him to jump and fall into the shower.

Bart: "Son! Are you okay?!"

Kaleb: "What do you think?!"

Bart: "Alright look, we might need to see a doctor."

Kaleb: "Either that or I can go to school.... *Gets up and gets his school stuff* I'll see you both at night..."

Mary walked down to see the mess.

Mary: "Kaleb, sweetie, you can't just go to school pretending all of this isn't happening..."

Kaleb: "Don't worry about me... I'll be fine."

???? #2: "Will you now?"

Kaleb: "Whoever said my name, shut it..."

Mary: "So now you're hearing things."

Kaleb: "I'm just talking to myself, Mom.... I'll see you later." *Starts heading for the door*

Mary: "Bart, I'm beginning to feel very worried about our baby."

Bart: "Don't worry, hon. I know he's gonna listen."

Later... At Kaleb's Middle School...

Now our scene changes to the school of future Union students! Nonetheless, Kaleb was still feeling the same this morning. During lunch, Kaleb's good friends, Izuku Midoriya and Peter Parker were starting to get worried about their friend.

"Izuku 'Deku' Midoriya!" (#1 fan of All Might and Current User of One for All!)

"Peter Parker!" (Member of the Avengers and better known as Spider-Man!)

Izuku: "Have you seen Kaleb around? Haven't been able to talk to him since he came here."

Peter: "Now that you've mentioned it, I hardly got a chance to see him. We better see how he's doing."

The two left the cafeteria and started looking for their friend. A few minutes later they checked the spots Kaleb usually hangs out and after a few minutes, they heard strange sounds from the men's restroom. They opened the door to hear someone vomiting in there but it stopped when they heard the door open.

Peter: "Kaleb? You in here?"

Izuku: "Kaleb-san? Are you okay?"

Kaleb: *Vomits violently*

The two opened the door as they saw Kaleb barfing in the toilet. He looked horrid and had black, red and grey veins that were a little hard to see but were there.

Peter: "Oh god! Kaleb! What happened to you?!"

Kaleb: "I... I don't know, man..." *Begins to puke in the toilet again* "I feel like my head wants to-" *Pukes in the toilet again*

Izuku: "Kaleb-san! We need to get you to the school nurse! She'll know what's wrong!"

Kaleb: I can't. I don't wanna worry about it. I'm fine, really I am!"

Peter: "Alright! Izuku, get the nurse! Come on Kaleb!"

Izuku: "On it!" *He left to find the nurse*

Kaleb: "No! I refuse!"

Peter: *Sighed* "Tried to be reasonable."

Peter used his web shooters to wrap up Kaleb like a present, but just before he could he could take him to the school nurse...

Kaleb: "I. Said. NO!!"

Kaleb struggled as grey spikes came out of his back and freed Kaleb from the webs.

Peter: "What the-?!"

Peter was grabbed by the neck by Kaleb, whose arm was grey and the veins were more visible to him. Kaleb proceeded to stare down the webslinger as they appeared to be glazed with different colors.

Kaleb: "When we say no... we mean it!!!"

Peter: *Struggling* "What do you mean we?!"

Kaleb: "Because we are..."

Needle: *He and Kaleb speaking at the same time* "Needle!!!"

Needle threw Peter far out of the bathroom and slammed into the wall of the hallway. Izuku arrived with the school nurse as they saw the young webslinger on the ground. Kaleb was holding himself back from complete loss of control and was sweating.

Izuku: "Peter! Are you ok?"

Peter: *struggling to get up* "I'm ok... Kaleb's issue is worse than I thought. He's got something in him named Needle."

Kaleb: "Can we just not please? I'm having a really tough time right now...."

Nurse: "Young man, you're obviously unstable right now. We'll go to my office and see what's wrong with you."

Kaleb: "I said I'm fine!" *Can't hold it in as Needle and Insanity appear on Kaleb's face and snarl at them, freaking everyone out*

Peter: "GOTT IM HIMMEL!!!" (GOD IN HEAVEN!!!)

Izuku: "W-W-What is that?!"

Peter: "I don't know what it is but it's hurting our friend!"

Nurse: "This is worse than I thought."

Peter: "I've got a bad feeling about this!"

Needle: "This host, he's perfect!"

Insanity: "He'll do nicely!"

Peter: "Who are you and what are you doing to our friend?!"

Needle: "I am Needle! And this is Insanity."

Insanity: "Pleasure to meet such tasty snacks~"

Needle: "And we're merely here to find our allies. For our King... That is why he has sent us here."

Peter: "The King?!"

Insanity: "Yes. Once we find them, we'll let him know to come for us."

Peter: "We won't let that happen! Izuku get the nurse out of here, I'll keep these freaks busy."

Needle: "If you get in our way, then we'll eat you and find them ourselves!!"

Peter: "Sorry, but we're not on the menu!"

Insanity: "Would you like me to do the fighting?"

Needle: "That won't be necessary. I'll squish this spider into the wall.

Insanity: "Good idea. Kaleb's liver looks really juicy right now if we don't find some real food soon~"

Peter: "I don't know much about Symbiotes, but I do know a few people who have them!"

Needle covered Kaleb as Peter tried to throw a slab of the wall at Needle but he grabbed it and crushed it. He snarled at Peter with a drooling smile.

Peter: "Kaleb, I know you're in there so snap out of it!"

Peter shot his web at the muscular symbiote. Unfortunately, Needle has more muscle than Insanity but with Insanity's agility and reflex, they'll be able to escape if there's a need to. Needle's strength and power comes with the cost of speed.

Needle: "Come on, Arachnid! You can't save our host!"

Peter: "I've fought two of your friends and I pretty much know your weakness!"

Peter stared down at the muscular symbiote but ran as fast as he could to his backpack which Needle followed. People were evacuating as they saw Needle. Fortunately, they saw Spider-Man chasing him. Back with the Spider and Symbiote Duo, they kept running and chasing and lucky for Peter, he was able to get his suit on and throw his backpack at the symbiotes face which caused him to hiss. Spider-Man climbed the ceiling as Needle did to, trying to get Spider-Man and take a bite on his head. He led the symbiote into the library and shot his webs and kept Needle busy by throwing books and everything he could throw at him. Needle grabbed a chair and threw it at Spider-Man but he dodged it and used his webs to throw it right back at Needle.

Needle: "Why fight this?! This doesn't concern you! We just want our allies back and we'll leave once that happens!! There's no need to stop us, Peter!"

Peter: "Seems like you already know my name."

Needle: "I know everything about Kaleb! He's a powerless nobody with friends that want nothing to do with him!! He wants to be the middle of hero and villain and loves Italian food!"

Peter: 'Guess Symbiotes can see the memories of those they bond with' "As accurate to your description is, Kaleb isn't a nobody! He's my friend and he has two friends that care for him!"

Needle: "Is that so?"

Peter: "That's right! He even has a family that cares for him!"

Needle: "Be that as it may, it isn't going to stop what I came here for! Stay out of the way and it'll be quicker!!"

Sure enough, he managed to land a punch on Spider-Man but landed safely on the wall as he kept shooting the webs and trapping Needle in it and he struggled to free himself. The more he ripped out of the webs, the more kept getting shot at him. Needle fell on the floor and got hoisted up on the ceiling by Spider-Man.

Peter: "Alright now don't move! The police will be here to deal with you soon."

Needle: "I must say, you have skills. Ones that can stop a symbiote such as myself. Those skills won't help you for long though!"

Needle made spikes come out from his back which ripped him from the webbing as he was now free and took advantage of Peter's lowered guard and punched the webslinger into a wall and kicked him through the wall.

Needle: "Not so smart now, are ya, webhead?! Should have kept your guard up!"

Peter: "Well... I still know one thing symbiotes hate the most!"

Needle: "And it's...?"

Sure enough, the smart webslinger grabbed a pipe or two and clashed them together which made Needle experience some discomfort.

Needle: *Screeches in agony* "Damnit!" *Shoots out his arm and grabs the pipe but Spiderman runs away and gets stuck on the floor and shoots a spike* Get back here!"

Well, the hunter has become the hunted as the giant creature ripped off the web and tried to look for Peter. He ran into the hall and saw Peter holding a megaphone he got from the gym which surprised Needle.

Peter: "Yo! You like jazz?"

Needle: "Oh muffins......"

Peter turned on the megaphone and blaring a loud noise that made the symbiote screech in pain and smashed a window to try and escape but Peter shot a web at him and stuck him on the ground so that he would keep listening.

Peter: "Ready to give up yet?"

Needle: "NEVER!"

Peter: "Alright, suit yourself!" *Turns up the noise as Needle keeps screeching in pain*

The plan was working for the most part as Needle was almost defeated and out of energy, but Insanity took over as Needle went back inside Kaleb to take shelter and rest. Insanity shot at the megaphone which broke and fell out of Peter's hand. Kaleb was in a panting mess and really tired.

Peter: "I guess it worked for the most part...."

Kaleb: *Mixed with Needle's voice* "Petey.....?"

Peter: "Kaleb are you OK? I'm sorry this happened to you.... I'll get you to a hospital and we can figure out how to get these symbiotes out of you!"

Kaleb: "Please.... They're hungry..."

Peter: "We'll get some chocolate on the way to make you feel better."

Kaleb: "That won't be necessary... *Says it with Insanity's voice* Because we'll get it ourselves~"

Peter was surprised as Insanity covered Kaleb and ripped off the webbing as he jumped out the hole and shot out his arm and started swinging away from the school. Peter tried to give chase but the symbiote shot a thorn at his leg and prevented him from getting far. Luckily for him, he was able to change out of his suit before paramedics arrived to take him to the hospital.

Izuku: *Runs toward Peter* "Peter! What happened?!"

Peter: "One of Kaleb's Symbiotes shot this thorn at me and got away. I couldn't get him in time.... I was so close too."

Izuku: "Don't worry, Peter, we'll get you healed and we'll find Kaleb."

Peter: "I really hope so...." 'Kaleb, where are you headed for...?'

Present day...

Those last words echoed as we cut to the present and the action currently happening was unpaused and Needle bit the guy's head clean off.

Needle: "What's the final score?"

Kaleb: "Alright, that's 7 kills by the sword and 5 from you. I win so that means Eddie is gonna have to make dinner tonight."

Needle: "Oh yes!!"

Kaleb: "Alright now if I were a sick 206 pound, drug trafficking wise cracking asshole... Where would I hide?"

Sure enough, a car was revving up and driving towards the Anti-Hero. Kaleb turned to see a car heading straight towards him with the guy he was looking for.

Insanity: "Guess that answers the question."

Kaleb: "Take the lead, Needle."

Needle: "As you wish."

Needle covered himself all over Kaleb as the car and Needle's fist collided. The sudden stop caused the ringleader to fly out the car and hit the car that Kaleb hid in. He tried to get up but Insanity pushed him onto the car while Kaleb walked towards him and Needle went back inside the king.

Kaleb: "The crowd goes quiet as two time champion Kaleb Haley out from Union city gets ready to shoot his shot. The shot that will win him the gold and will make his third time winning the championship. It looks good..." *Kicks David in the stomach and making him throw up* "Oooo! Great shot! Perfect hit!! And that's why you can't spell Union without you!" *says it in a southern accent while David grabs his automatic but he grabs it and throws it aside* "Ladies and gentlemen, what you're witnessing is the sweet!" *Kicks him around while saying it and climbing the car and jumping on David* "Ass-kicking revenge!! Give him the chair, why don't ya?!" *Grabs David by the collar and drags him to the railing as he knees his face which chips his tooth as Kaleb backs up and takes his sword out of the guy who got his head bit off* "This seems like good sportsmanship is being taken to a whole new-" *Stabs David through the shoulder with the sword* "-level!! Oof! Hope the blood on that sword didn't have AIDs or hepatitis!" *Lifts David's head* "Look at me..." *David's eyes slowly open* "Good morning, sunshine. You're looking good today, the blood really brings out the death in your eyes! Recognize me?"

David: *Eyes widened as he saw Kaleb* "!!!"

Kaleb: "I can tell you missed me alot."

David: *Scared* "What do you want from me?!"

Kaleb: "I just wanted to drop by and say hello to you. I got a little lonely.... You're other men, see, they couldn't keep me company so I decided to find you myself~"

David: "Really now?"

Kaleb: "Mhm! Y'know it's finally nice to see you. We never personally meet but I do remember that guy and all his men that you sent to come find me. Well... I found you."

David: "Y'know I must say I'm impressed... Bringing down my men and tearing down my operation one by one.... I knew it was someone but I didn't think it was the man- well boy... that failed to kill me the first go around. How's the mercenary business going for you after the losses?"

Kaleb: "Hey I paid for my mistakes...! But now I think it's time that you pay for yours."

Unaware of Kaleb as a muscular hero was approaching from right behind him.

Kaleb: "Any last words? Because we're gonna do it to you and the best part is cause it's what I love!!"

Kaleb reeled his fist, covered by Needle, back but hit it against the hero's crotch as he froze and felt it up and looked back.

Kaleb: "Wha...?"

The boy looked up to see All Might as he punched Kaleb which launched him in the air. The pain caused Kaleb to yelp but as Kaleb was in the air, the action was paused once again.

"All Might!" (Earth's Mightiest Hero and the Number One Pro Hero!)

Kaleb: "We can all agree that shit might have hit the fan."

A smooth cut to Insanity swinging around Union city as Kaleb was in awe and mesmerized by the scene... Back to the past...

After the whole ordeal with Peter and Needle, Insanity decided to take over as he swung around like Spiderman. People looked as they saw him swinging and flying around.

Kaleb: "Wooohoooo!! Holy fuck! This is... This is awesome!

Needle: "See all the things we can accomplish?!"

Insanity made a sudden stop by landing on the Oscorp tower. Insanity climbed up to the top and looked over all the people minding their own business.

Insanity: "Just don't mind us, ladies and gentlemen. Just passing by."

Needle: "Such a... bright world... Ants beneath our feet. Look at what we can accomplish when you have us!!"

Insanity: "Oh the boy will see when the time comes. However I almost feel sorry to see this world go..."

Kaleb: "Wait, what do you mean?"

Needle: "Who cares about the mission?! We need to eat!"

Insanity: "That's right! Let's find someone and bite their head off."

Kaleb: "What?! No! We're not killing someone!"

Needle: "Well we need food and we need it fast. Otherwise we'll have your liver for a snack!"

Kaleb: "Ok, ok I know a place where we can eat!"

Insanity: "Lead the way then, good sir."

Kaleb started swinging home to his apartment where no one was home since his parents went to work. Needle jumped through the window and went back inside Kaleb as he groaned in pain.

Kaleb: *In pain* "Motherfucker, you're gonna get me killed..."

Needle: "You die, we die..."

Kaleb: *Opens the fridge and looks for food* "Why not just find someone else and shed my carcass for the latest model?"

Insanity: "As if we would ditch you for someone else. You are far too good of a match to throw away as long as you keep us from eating you."

Kaleb: "Well what are you guys in the mood for?" *Takes out some tater tots* "We got tater tots."

Needle: "Alright!"

Kaleb started heating up the tater tots as Needle took over and sat on the couch.

Newyear2134: "Gee, Needle loves tater tots, doesn't he?"

Andrup20: "Yep. Just like Venom."

Kaleb: "Well, just wait until they figure out what chocolate is. They're gonna cream themselves."

The tater tots were done as Needle took them out and started eating them.

Kaleb: "So you guys are looking for your friends right?"

Needle: "Correct."

Insanity: "It shouldn't be so hard. We symbiotes have a hive mind that we all share so finding them will be way easier. First symbiote to find is Venom."

Needle: "Oh that little loser... He was always the weakest one of the bunch but the smartest one at that."

Kaleb: "Can't we just rest for like five minutes?"

Needle: "Hm... fine! I love me these tater tots to be honest *Eats the last bit of is tater tots* What else is there?"

Kaleb: "We probably have some spare chicken alfredo in the fridge-" *starts moving to the fridge thanks to Needle* "Oh ok I see we're moving now." *Opens it and takes out the leftover chicken alfredo as Needle eats it*

Needle: "So good!! Your mother seems like an excellent cook."

Insanity: "Agreed. We set out to look for Venom tonight. We do it in the daytime, people will be able to recognize us."

Kaleb: "Wait, you guys aren't actually gonna go through with this right? Does this mean you guys are gonna eat people?"

Needle: "Most likely."

Kaleb: "Oh gosh.... Listen if you guys are gonna stay in my body, then we're gonna have to set some rules. First thing is that you cannot eat anyone you want. There's tons of bad guys in Union city but also tons of good people so eat only Bad guys and never eat the good guys."

Insanity: "He has a point. We can eat as many bad guys as we want in this world."

Needle: "Hmph. Alright, we'll agree to that."

Kaleb: "Good. Glad to see you guys agreeing to my plan. I have a feeling we all can get along if we help each other."

Insanity: "Before our search, we shall rest a bit."

Kaleb: "Good idea, I'm tired of you guys just doing everything and almost getting me killed."

Needle: "Oh don't worry, we'll do everything in our power to keep you from dying."

Kaleb: "Now let's just relax and maybe play some video games."

F. Kaleb: "Unfortunately, while I was sort of winning the vote of my new comrades, some never got that memo... and worse things were happening during my origins."

Meanwhile... At the Avengers Tower....

Now our scene changes to the headquarters of earth's mightiest heroes, the Avengers. The team consisted of those at the end of the events from "Age of Ultron." Every member, including their allies have their own ordeal, but they manage to triumph over the ordeal. For now, they had seen the news of a strange vigilante who is a new host of two symbiotes. The news talked about the attack at school and Cletus Kassidy's escape from prison.

"Steve Rogers!" (Army rank of Colonel & Better known as Captain America!)

Steve: "Any chance these two are related?"

"Tony Stark!" (Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist and Better known as Iron Man!)

Tony: "I doubt it, but I know Parker goes to that school so he might have had a chance to fight those symbiotes. They might be more related to Eddie Brock and the life foundation incident last year. I'll call the kid to see where he is and have him come over."

Tony called Peter to get an update on the symbiote incident.

Peter: *picks up* "Mr. Stark?"

Tony: "Kid, what's the status of the friend of yours who's been paralyzed by the two symbiotes?"

Peter: "Uhhhhhhh... He ran away and shot a thorn in my leg to prevent me from going after him. Thankfully, they removed it and put me on some painkillers."

Tony: "So you don't know where he is nor can you go looking for him?"

Peter: "I don't, sir. I'm sorry."

Tony: "It's fine, we just have to find him before he hurts anyone."

Peter: "The best way to do that is by getting those symbiotes out of him. They're the main issue but I doubt that the symbiotes would change their views on something while being with Kaleb."

"Sam Wilon!" (Bird Lover and Better Known as the Falcon!)

Sam: "So you think you can talk your friend into being a good guy? As well as the symbiotes?"

Peter: "Well it's not impossible, but it's worth a shot."

Steve: "Then it's settled.... We get Kaleb and the symbiotes, and Peter will try to convince them to be a hero."

Tony: "I'll grab the kid and Banner and Steve will go after his friend... We'll get them to join our side"

Present day....

Kaleb is still in the air as it slowly picks up where it left off while he's flying towards the sign on the highway.

Kaleb: "Okay.... We already know what the pros and cons of being a hero are. Gaggle of ass, lame ass teacher's pets, etc! For Villains, however..." *Hits the sign and falls on the roof of a car and groans in pain* "Fuuuuuuuck! Pro... They can do whatever they want at any point of the day. Get to be the villain of the heroes stories, sad and barely justifiable stories as to why they're how they are, some villains are except and are the heroes to their own story. Con, that last thing I just said makes everything complicated in the system and they get taken down and arrested by the lame ass teacher's pets we call heroes when some should be 6 feet under and in Hell!!"

All Might: "You know I can hear you."

Kaleb: "I wasn't talking to you, Ass Might! I was talking to them."

???: "You ok, Hon? Need something?"

Kaleb: "Yeah.... Your number~"

The unknown voice blushed from the advancement given by Kaleb.

All Might: *Looks at David* "Stay right here!" *Walks towards Kaleb* "You've been warned before, Kaleb." *Sees Kaleb falling off the car and landing on his face while the symbiotes heal him* "This is a dangerous and reckless use of your powers, you both will be coming with us." *Crosses his arms* Now come quietly or there will be trouble."

Kaleb: "Motherfucker, you stole that from Robocop! You and Iron balls! You know that, right?!" *Gets up* "I don't have time for this bullshit right now!" *looks over to see Izuku* And I see you brought your kids too. What is it, bring your kids to work day? *Looks at Izumi's Clone* Hey, sweetie."

Izumi: "H-hi, master."

Kaleb: *Sweatdropped as All Might glares at him* "I told you not to call me that at all..."

Izumi: "Sorry, Kaleb... Force of habit."

Kaleb: *Pats her head* "Good girl!" *Walks over to grab a hubcap* "Good to see you, Deku, my man, but we still need to talk about trading names."

All Might: "We can't let this slide anymore, Symbios. You've been killing villains for far too long. Please, come quietly."

Kaleb: "You wish, Big Cock Sucking Rabbit!!!" *Throws a piece of the car at All Might's chest*

All Might: "That's not polite."

Kaleb: "You're really gonna mess this up for me?! Trust me, I have a right to do this! *Points to David who is sitting there* "That bag of expired condoms is pure evil! Besides.... No one's dead..."

Kaleb spoke too soon because Needle bit off one of the dead guy's head which made a loud crunching noise.

Needle: *Stops chewing* "......Don't look at me. I got cravings."

All Might: "Kaleb... You're better than this. Join us." *Kaleb throws the hubcap at David* "Use your powers for good and become a superhero or be an Avenger! Fury and Stark always look for people who seem worthy enough to join."

Newyear2134: *Stops the story* "For the young and innocent audience I suggest you skip what Kaleb's gonna say or you might suffer from strong colorful profanity."

Andrup20: "Don't worry. They'll get used to it. Especially since it's Kaleb here." *Resumes*

Kaleb: "Listen, Small Might! Oh, one sec please...." *Goes over and covers the two Midoriya's ears* "The day I decide to become a crime fighting dick twister, who rooms with a bunch of hot cartoon and anime chicks and hot headed rat bastards in classes ran by a hobo long haired caterpillar motherfucker, some loud mouthed hair boner weirdo that he's shipped with by dumbasses and weirdos alike (Come at me, Tumblr!!) and an attention seeking slut ball who I would knock up any day of the week who all work for the result of a crossbreeding... orgy party on a hot Tuesday in Wisconsin! On that day....! I'll send your steroid infused smile a friend request. But right now, I'm gonna do what I came here to do... Either that or I smack that dumbass smile off your face!!!"

Newyear2134: *Sighs as he facepalms* "Sometimes, I wish Y/N was here right now."

Andrup20: "Agreed, but what could he have done? I doubt he would listen even if we intervened."

Kaleb: *Points to them* "Damn skippy!"

Izuku: "Uh, Kaleb-chan?"

Kaleb: *In a cringy voice* "Yes, Deku-kun, buddy?"

???: "That sounds like a nice speech, but we'll take it from here."

Kaleb: "Oh no... I know that voice."

A guy exited out of the car he arrived in along with two other agents. The man in question was Nick Fury, head of S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Nicolas 'Nick' Joseph Fury!" (Founder of the Avengers and head of S.H.I.E.L.D!)

Izuku: "Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D!"

N. Fury: "Let's not get personal here, Kaleb. We're aware about the plague in the hero society itself today, but eradicating the corrupted heroes and the people is just inhumane."

Kaleb: "Well, that's my only way getting through to these people! That and it's my job to take out pieces of shit like- *Points at David who got on one of the goon's motorcycle while everyone was distracted and Kaleb gasps* him!!!

All Might: "Quite unfortunate for you, young Kaleb."

Kaleb: "I'll deal with you all later!"

Needle took over as he ran after and grabbed Kaleb's sword. Needle jumped in the air and aimed his sword at David but failed since he was shot with a taser and fell to the ground while going back into Kaleb. He was suffering from the taser shocking him thanks to Agents Maria Hill and Phil Coulson.

Coulson: "Guess he forgot that he should never run from shield agents."

Maria: "I think that's enough, Agent Coulson. We got him down for a while."

Maria and Coulson recalled their tasers as Kaleb groaned in pain.

Kaleb: *Panting* "I... wish... Y/N was here... right now... and that I never heard of Craigslist..."

N. Fury: "Don't worry, Kaleb. Leave him to us."

Kaleb: "As if I'd let you! He's the one I'm killing and you ain't stopping me!"

All Might: *Cuffs himself and Kaleb together* "C'mon let's go talk to Captain America."

Kaleb: "Dead or alive.... Ah fuck it... Whatever bullshit they say..."

All Might: "You will recover, young Kaleb. You always do."

Kaleb: "I doubt it."

Izuku: "All Might, what's gonna happen to Kaleb-chan?"

All Might: "Don't worry, Young Midoriyas. He'll be alright."

Kaleb struggled and sighed as he looked at the audience.

Kaleb: "Ever seen Deadpool? Well here's a discount version!"

Lots of crunching noises were made as Izumi looked to see Kaleb breaking his wrist and hand in an attempt to escape.

Izumi: Oh my god! Nasty! I forgot he has brute strength!"

All Might lifted him up to show that he was breaking his entire wrist which was hard to look at and hard to look away.

Kaleb: *Loud crunching noise was made* "Oh yeah money shot baby! Are you there Halle Berry? It's me, Catwoman! Look familiar?!"

Kaleb managed to climb onto All Might, flip off him and slip his hand out of the cuffs. He was falling back towards the road beneath them but All Might grabbed Kaleb's foot and pulled him back which resulted in him hitting his back on the railing and his head.

Kaleb: *Groans in pain some more* "Fuck.....! Wade made it look so easy.... And painful."

All Might: "Nice try, Young Kaleb but you're gonna have to try harder than that to escape."

Kaleb: "Wait for me to get out, Izumi! I'll be back!"

Kaleb was placed in the back of Fury's car and Maria drove off to S.H.I.E.L.D HQ. While Kaleb in the present is occupied for the moment, let's head back to the past to see what else happened.

Back to the past...

The night was cold and more symbiote issues were arising. Venom had run away from home after an argument with Eddie Brock about eating people. Insanity was watching over the city and trying to find said symbiote.

Needle: "Anything?"

Insanity: "No, not really."

Just then, Insanity saw Venom inhabiting a random guy who was heading towards a party.

Insanity: "Found him, he's heading to a rave!"

Insanity started swinging to the party that was a few miles away as Venom had inhabited another host and took form after the last guy couldn't support him anymore. Kaleb slowly climbed down the side of the building and looked over.

Kaleb: "Alright so what's the plan? This is also my first rave so don't ruin it or anything."

Needle: "It seems like people are disguised. I suggest we disguise ourselves too."

Needle took over and walked inside the rave to see many lights and people in costumes.

Needle: "Holy shit.... Look at all these weirdos! I can tell Venom would fit in with them."

Many people were amazed by how realistic Needle was to them. Needle looked around the party and saw all the people and dancing going on. Some people came over and took pictures with Needle and asked if they were with Venom.

???: "Hey there~"

Needle: "Hm? *Looks over to see a woman dressed up as one of the girls from 'Purge: Election Year'* "Well hello, pretty lady~"

Lady: "Hello, hotty~ I don't suppose a strong stud such as yourself would be interested in me, unlike your friend over there?" *Points to Venom who is far from the two*

Needle looked to see Venom partying with the other weirdos.

Needle: "Sorry, babe. Love too but I got a party crasher to stop!"

Lady: "...The hero type... A perfect type for me~"

Venom: "Too bad Eddie's not here."

Needle: *Puts his hand on Venom* "Hello, brother."

Venom: *Not looking at Needle.* "Needle. Long time no see, brother. What brings you here?"

Needle: "I'd like to ask the same thing about you. You're at a party with a bunch of weirdos in costumes!"

Venom: "My host was being a bitch about eating bad guys! So I decided to leave and go around the city."

Needle: "And I presume this one isn't a good fit?"

Venom: "This one can survive long enough to enjoy this party." *Puts on some glow sticks and walks around while Needle follows* "Why did you come here?"

Needle: *Puts on some glow sticks around his arms* "The king wants you guys home since these flesh bags stole you from that comet!"

Venom: "Well, Spidey refused to join me and Brock was the only one for me. Of course, I have to leave him. I'm not going home either because I am a loser like Eddie but here I can be accepted by all these people! Stay for the party or get the hell out of my sight!"

Needle: "I'm not asking! We need you to help find the others! I brought Insanity too."

Needle went back into Kaleb and Insanity took form.

Insanity: "Hello, Venom!"

Venom: "I'm not going back." *Starts walking towards the stage*

Insanity: *Sighed* "Absolute idiot! Get back here this instant!"

Venom took no notice, then Insanity followed after him.

Insanity: "Venom! We can do this easy way or the hard way."

Venom went up the stage and grabbed the microphone followed by silence.

Venom: "Thank you everybody!"

The crowd cheered as Venom went on his tangent about how he is free and Needle took form again and joined him on stage.

Lady: "I love you guys!"

Needle: "And I love you too, random citizens! If the lady I met is in the crowd, call me!"

The crowd wanted more action and entertainment as Venom heeded to their request.

Venom: "Be nice to aliens! We all should live together as equals."

Needle: "Alright that's enough!! *Drag Venom off the stage and out of the building* "You're gonna cause more trouble for us!"

A few moments later...

Later, after exiting the party, Needle took Venom somewhere no one could even see them. Venom's host was giving out as he could hardly stand and used Needle for support.

Needle: "After a year of searching, we find you guys living on this rock and... And you're enjoying it!"

Venom: "This world is a bright one with potential to be a home for us. You two could stay as well and enjoy it. Having fun with your host?"

Needle: "He's a perfect fit for us but... Yes, I agree that this world is a nice one. I almost feel sorry for it when it has to go."

Venom: "Don't tell me..."

Needle: "Yes, I'll contact the King and let him know we're ready for his arrival once we have everyone with us, host or not."

Kaleb: "And that gives him the right to take over?! That's bullshit!"

Needle: "Quiet, you!"

Venom: "I won't let you! Your host doesn't seem to like the idea either!"

Needle: "I don't feel good about doing it either honestly, but we have a mission to do."

Kaleb: "Who says you guys have to finish it immediately? For all he knows, the symbiotes are spread out around the world. Besides, us three can be something too and let's not forget Mom's cooking."

Insanity: "The boy is right.... This world has many promises."

Needle: "Hm... I'll think about it over some food."

Venom: "I know a place where there might be some food."

Venom went inside his host and so did Needle and Insanity. Kaleb walked with the dying host as Venom talked through him.

Kaleb: "You don't look so good there, bud."

Venom: "I need food and a host that can support me... Mostly food..." *Sees the small shop* "Here it is!"

Venom stumbled inside as the store owner, Mrs. Chen saw him.

Mrs. Chen: "Hey hey! No drunks in here! Go! Get Out!"

Kaleb: *Walks inside* "Hey wait, my friend needs-"

Mrs. Chen: "Get out! Leave!"

Before Mrs. Chen could kick the two out, the guy fell over and vomited out Venom as Chen walked over and saw the veins all over his face and neck.

Venom: "I'm having trouble keeping them standing..."

Mrs. Chen: "Venom? Where's Eddie?"

Venom: "Food......"

Kaleb: "We need him to get some food!"

Mrs. Chen: "...Alright then, but you'll have to pay for it!"

Kaleb: "Fuck! Fine... What kind of food are you looking for, Venom?"

Venom: "Chocolate..."

Kaleb grabbed a chocolate bar and came back to see Venom gone.

Kaleb: "Venom?"

Mrs. Chen: *Ahem*

Kaleb looked over to see Mrs. Chen but her eyes were covered by Venom's.

Kaleb: "What the fuck?!"

Venom: "She seems to be a good fit for me."

Insanity: "Venom! Don't you dare!"

Venom: "I just need to rest, that's all! I won't go swinging around the city or anything."

Kaleb: "Are you sure that's a good idea?!"

Venom: "Trust me, I know what I am doing."

Needle: "You know Mrs. Chen won't like it."

Venom: "She'll understand but for now, I can stay here and not worry about that loser Eddie!"

Kaleb: "Well from what I can tell, he just doesn't want to get arrested and have you experimented on. He cares about you and himself and I know it can be hard trying to go on a diet but once your issue blows over, you can reap the reward.... You feel me?"

Venom: "......Yeah fuck that!"

Kaleb: *Scoffs* "Well I tried... I'm gonna get some food for these two."

Kaleb walked off to find some food for Needle and Insanity and he managed to do so after a couple minutes. However, while he was doing that, two people came in while the news about Eddie being loose was playing. These two were Anne Weying and Dan Lewis.

"Anne Weying!" (Eddie Brock's Ex-wife and Better Known as She-Venom!)

Anne: "Mrs. Chen! Sorry to burst in here, but-?"

Mrs. Chen: "Who's asking?"

Anne: "It's me, Anne."

Mrs Chen: "What do you want? You broke Eddie's heart."

Dan: "Wow she's a real charmer, ain't she?"

Anne: "Ok I don't have time to get into why that's completely wrong but do you know where Venom is?"

Needle: *Says it in Kaleb's head* "Should we say something?"

Kaleb: *Quietly as he watches* "Let's just see what happens. Maybe she'll talk some sense into Venom about his boyfriend."

Mrs. Chen: "Do you wanna break his heart too?"

Anne: "I'm not gonna get into this whole debate again, Eddie said he would be here because of the chocolate. I just need to speak with the alien."

Dan: "I thought there weren't gonna be any."

Anne: "I meant more."

News Reporter: "We interrupt your special night event with a breaking news bulletin, the mayor has issued a curfew and that your doors should be locked during the night. The state has issued Barrison and Kassidy as armed and dangerous so please stay safe while the all out manhunt continues. All Heroes are on the hunt, including Y/N L/N, the Ultimate Video Gamer. Remember to stay safe and call for help immediately."

Mrs. Chen: "So?"

Anne: "Oh no. Anyone but him. Cletus has a symbiote."

Dan: "Oh my gosh what else are you lying about?!"

Mrs. Chen: "Pussy."

Dan: "Excuse me?"

Anne: "Eddie needs Venom."

Dan: "She just called me a pussy!"

Mrs. Chen: "He said he didn't need him and that life would be better without him!"

Anne: "OK why do you.... Wait a minute..." *Looks closely into her eyes* "OK, Venom, You get out of her right now I know it's you."

Venom's eyes covered Mrs. Chen's as Dan backed up in fear.

Dan: "D-do you see that? You see that right?"

Anne: "Yes, Honey, I've seen it before."

Venom: "Hello, She-Venom. Did Brock send you to get me?"

Anne: "Venom, I know you're still fed up with Eddie, but you need to give him another chance."

Venom: "He's gonna have to do this all by his little bitch self!"

Anne: "Don't be a big baby, go help your friend!"

Venom: "Try me, you dumb broad!"

Anne: *Grew a tick mark* "Cletus will come for him.... And he won't survive without you!"

Venom: "Of course he won't because I am the hero of us!"

Anne: *Sarcastically exhales through her nostrils* ".....Yeah you're the hero~ You're the biggest, hottest, bravest hero of them all!"

Venom: "I am~"

Dan: "Uh, I'm right here."

Venom: "Shut up, Dan! No one likes you!"

Kaleb: *Snickers to himself and says quietly* "Cuck..."

Anne: *Anger Aura* "Listen, Parasite, You can mock my boyfriend all you want, but do it again in front of me, and it will be the last thing you'll ever regret. Now, will you help me or not?"

Venom: "............. Let's go save that asshole then... Kaleb!"

Kaleb: "Present!"

Sure enough, Kaleb came out of his hiding place.

Venom: " Weying, Lewis, meet my brother's new host."

Kaleb: "Nice to meet ya! The name's Kaleb!"

Needle stuck his head out which caused Dan to back up in fear.

Dan: "Oh my god! How many more of you guys are there?!"

Needle: "Many."

Insanity: *Comes out as well* "A pleasure to meet you both. We call ourselves brothers because we all come from the same being."

Kaleb: "Listen, we can get into the lore and history of your planet but we got a symbiote to stop!"

Needle took form as Venom sprung onto Anne and took over while Dan ran into his car, started it up and drove away.

Needle and She-Venom: "Pussy."

Anne: "Sorry about Dan. He's not used to Symbiotes."

Kaleb: "That's fine but I have to say, you look amazing with Venom on~"

She-Venom: "Back off, Buster! She's Eddie's girl!"

Kaleb: "Ohhhh, I regret saying this wasn't a love story then."

The two started heading for the station where Eddie was being held due to the suspicion over his connection with Cletus.

Kaleb: "Are you sure this is the right place?"

Anne: "Yes."

She-Venom: "Do you think Eddie will buy this?"

Needle: "Doubt it."

Kaleb: "Just go in and don't draw any suspicion."

Anne: "Got it."

Anne walked inside and asked to see Eddie, which they agreed to. She walked into the interrogation room and saw Eddie who stood from his chair.

"Eddie Brock!" (Former enemy of Spider-Man and Once used to be an Anti-Hero!)

Eddie: "Well... did you find him?"

Anne smirked as She-venom took over.

She-venom: "Hi, Eddie~"

Eddie: "I'll take that as a yes then."

Eddie clung onto her as she busted a huge hole in the wall and jumped out of the station and to the car where David was at while Needle followed. The police and detective Mulligan heard the noise and went in to see what had happened to see Eddie gone. Mulligan grabbed the chair and threw it at the wall. Eddie and Anne were walking down the stairs while Kaleb followed the two as they made conversation.

Eddie: "Alright we gotta go."

Anne: "Hold it! You gotta apologize to Venom."

Eddie: "Where is he?"

Anne: "He says he's not coming out."

Venom: "And that's final!!"

Eddie: "Look, just tell Venom I'm sorry."

Venom: "Not the right tone."

Anne: "Try again."

Eddie: "OK, I... I'm sorry.."

Venom: "Not good enough. We're not doing shit until he apologizes. I want him to beg!"

Anne: "He... he wants a sincere apology."

Eddie: "Wait right-right now? While we're running out of time?- Okay... Venom... I'm sorry, I was a loser before I met you and... and uh..."

Venom: "And?"

Eddie: "And now I am someone, all right? You made me special!"

Venom: "Damn right!"

Anne: "Why don't you put a cherry on top?"

Eddie: "I uh... I-I am truly... Truly sorry for everything I said and for everything I haven't said... Are... Are we good?"

Venom: "Yes. You're truly forgiven."

Venom controlled Anne and moved her close to Eddie as the two embraced each other.

She-Venom: "What are you doing, Venom?"

Dan: "Oh... God..."

Venom: "Eddie... Kiss her."

Eddie: "Wait what? I-I'm not... Do we just... kiss like last time?"

Anne: "Oh God, no! Not again" *Let go of Eddie and gets in the car* "Maybe again, it's kinda fun."

Kaleb: "Damn and we were so close to a kiss..."

Venom: "That reminds me, Eddie, Meet Kaleb, my brother's host."

Eddie: "Brother? You had a kid and then you go and tell me you have a brother?!"

Venom: "Us symbiotes are made by one person and technically carry the same bloodline."

Needle: *Comes out* "You made offspring?! I thought this Cletus fellow had someone like Scream or Lasher!"

Venom: "Cletus has Carnage and we need to find him."

Insanity: "Then what are we waiting for?" *Takes over Kaleb and mixed with Kaleb's voice* "Let's go get him!"

Venom and Insanity started jumping away to a tower a couple miles away while Anne and Dan drove home.

Dan: "Anne, I'm sorry for being a coward earlier."

Anne: "Don't worry, Danny, it's nothing personal. Besides, She-Venom is much more sane than Venom himself."

Dan: "I didn't know Venom had relatives, let alone a kid."

Anne: "Trust me, Kaleb and Eddie will be able to handle him. It's two against two after all."

Meanwhile with Eddie and Kaleb....

Sure enough, we turn to Eddie and Kaleb as they hunt down the bloodthirsty duo. They finally climbed up to the top of a watchtower to try and scope them out.

Venom: Those damn cops can't find him

Eddie: They're hunting us too, buddy

Kaleb: "Can't you guys track him down with the hive mind?"

Eddie: "Woah woah woah, what do you mean 'Hive Mind'?"

Venom: "We symbiotes possess a hive mind that would explode your tiny little mind."

Needle: "It might be possible to find him but I don't guarantee it'll work out well."

Kaleb: "At least try it."

Eddie: *Phone buzzing* "Hold on, Dan's calling." *Picks up* "Hello?"

Dan: "Eddie, they got her!"

Eddie: "Wait wait wait, who has who?"

Dan: "Cletus. He and some lady took Anne and they're heading to a church! You need to rescue her!"

Eddie: "And you just let it happen?!"

Kaleb: "Never mind that! Which church are they going to?"

Dan: "The wedding is at Grace Cathedral, just far away from the city! You have to hurry!"

Eddie: "We're on our way!" *Hangs up and growls thinking about Cletus* "I'll murderize that Kasady once we rescue Anne!"

Kaleb: "Guess we got a wedding to crash then."

Venom: "Will there be canapes?"

Eddie: "You bet your ass."

Eddie and Kaleb started running towards the wedding and after a couple minutes, they saw it up ahead.

Needle: "We're almost there!"

Before they two could make it to the entrance, an unknown figure threw their shield at Needle which hit him in the face and even stuck to it causing Needle to screech in pain.

Venom: "Oh what the fuck?! Brother! Are you alright?!"

Kaleb: "Jesus christ!"

Needle: "It hit me in the fucking eyes!"

Kaleb: "Who threw that?!"

They looked at where it was tossed from as Needle screeched trying to take the shield off and managed to do so. The figure stepped out from the shadows and it was none other than... Captain America!!

Capt. America: "Sorry kid, but we need you to come down to HQ with us. Your friend wants to see you."

Needle: "We're in the middle of saving someone! Fuck off!!"

Capt. America: "Language, please!"

Venom: "Soooooo, we'll see you inside then?"

Needle: "Yeah, I'll handle America Dick over here."

Capt. America: "Wow, Peter was right. You do have colorful profanity."

Venom: "Steve, Anne's been forced to participate in the red wedding inside that cathedral up ahead! We can't let you stop us from our mission!"

Steve: "I could say the same thing about you. We just need Kaleb and we'll be fine."

Kaleb: "Venom, Go inside... Stop Woody Harrison while we fight him."

Venom: "Hm... Fine.... We'll see you inside." *Runs towards the cathedral and runs inside to crash the wedding.* "Hello, Carnage... Missed me?"

Cletus: "Venom, you made it. Unfortunately one guest couldn't even be bothered to show up but you're head on my mantle will more than make up for it."

Venom: "And who is this one guest?"

Cletus: "He goes by Y/N L/N. I was expecting his arrival, he might be running a little late. Too bad... So much for payback for last time. Guess he'll miss the blood shedding."

Carnage took over and roared at Venom.

Venom: "Oh shit! Not the best to greet me, is it, Carnage?"

Carnage: "Hmph! Save it, Venom! Once we finish you off, Anne and Cletus will be married happily ever after forever!"

Venom: "Not if we stop you!!"

Carnage: "Then death to you, father!!"

Meanwhile... Back outside...

Kaleb, Needle and Insanity were fighting off Captain America.

Kaleb: "Why the hell does this concern you?! We were busy crashing a sham wedding!"

Capt. America: "We thought these two symbiotes could be a new threat to the planet."

Needle: "Oh we were and we still can be! But I decided to stay and work with this kid!"

Kaleb: "What made you change your mind?"

Needle: "You did, Kaleb... You."

Capt. America: "Whatever the case, I'm sure we can reason with the others about your Symbiotes."

Insanity: "And who's gonna make us?!"

Insanity spoke too soon as a hulking beast landed right next to Captain America. It was none other than... The Incredible Hulk!!!

Kaleb: "You had to ask, didn't you?"

Insanity: "I see Needle has someone to play with."

Capt. America: "You got a heart kid but it's all underneath that amount of stubbornness. We can teach you too."

Kaleb: "Seems like a waste... but fine I'll go with you... only if you two win though!"

Hulk: "...HULK ACCEPTS BOY'S CHALLENGE!! HULK WILL NOT HOLD BACK!!"

Needle: "Neither will Needle!!" *Takes over and gets ready to fight as he grabs the shield nearby* "Let's fucking go!!!!"

Needle roared and charged at the two as Hulk roared back and charged toward Needle. The two collided fists together causing a big gust of wind. Captain America charged at the symbiote and gave him a punch to the face which caused him to stumble back but held the shield up to block another attack. He grabbed Steve's face and threw him back at the Hulk which launched them not too far from the church. Needle threw the shield at the Captain but he managed to catch it as he held it up and Hulk slammed his fist at it which caused a loud noise to be made. Needle experienced discomfort at the noise, but he refused to give up.

Needle: "Must... Resist... Noise..."

Steve: "You got a strong will to fight, kid. We could use that on the team, y'know?"

Needle: "We aren't aiming to be a hero! We wish to be the middle between Hero and Villain!"

Steve: "Well if you do, we'd have to take you in for vigilantism."

Hulk: "Puny Banner thinks he can be hero."

Needle: "Give me all you got, Captain!! I can do this all day!"

Captain America: "Not the first time I've heard someone use my line before."

Needle: "I can do more than throw a meek little punch."

Needle made his hand into a spike ball and jumped into the air and swung it towards them. They dodged it however and Steve threw his shield again but Needle grabbed it and threw it at Hulk. He then took the moment of weakness to uppercut Hulk in the jaw and kick his side which made him slide a few inches.

Hulk: "Puny symbiote will lose!"

Capt. America: "Think you can take this guy by yourself, Bruce?"

Hulk: "Hulk will beat this symbiote into the ground!"

Capt. America: "I'll try to stop the fight in the cathedral." *Starts running towards the cathedral but a black tendril grabs him* "What the-" *Gets throw away from the fight*

Insanity: "Beat it, Midget!"

Capt. America: *Grunts in pain* "I forgot about the other symbiote!"

Hulk and Needle kept landing punches onto each other. Needle bit onto Hulk's arm but couldn't penetrate his skin and was punched on the side repeatedly. Hulk was about to deal the finishing blow but the symbiote grabbed it and struggled to keep it from colliding. He pushed Hulk's arm away and punched him in the stomach then clashed his head onto Hulk's. The green beast stumbled back in pain as Needle tackled him and punched him in the face numerous times. Before he could keep going, Captain America shot him in the back but the bullets had no effect as Needle shot out a spike but Captain America shielded himself before the spike could hit him and it bounced off. Needle went back and Insanity took over to face the hero himself. Hulk tried to get back up but Needle stomped on his head and knocked him out.

Capt. America: "Bruce!"

Insanity: "Hulk's just sleeping for a bit. Seems like it's just you and me for now. Let's see how sturdy that Shield really is." *Releases his tendrils and extra limbs to form them into weapons* You have skills, Captain and I applaud you for that!"

Capt. America: "Thanks, but compliments won't make you go anywhere."

Insanity: "No but skills in combat will!" *Charges towards Steve and tries to drop kick him but Steve dodges and Insanity starts shooting his thorns* "The Great Steve Rogers, the man frozen for years into a world he couldn't recognize!"

Steve: "Tell me something I don't know!" *Keeps shooting at Insanity but Insanity charges and starts throwing punches and throws punches back*

Insanity: "Are you sure you can handle it, Captain?"

Capt. America: "I can handle your attacks. You can do close range but fighting is where you lack!" *Hits Insanity a couple times* "Unlike your friend, you don't have a lot of strength. Maybe I can teach you!" *Gets hit a couple times* "Your forms are all wrong too! I wonder if it's really you fighting or the guy harboring you two fighting."

Insanity: *Opens half his face to show Kaleb's* "Shut up!! It wouldn't matter anyway! We still aren't joining you!"

Capt. America: "Based on physique it seems like the latter but that's no way to talk to your elders. Peter is worried about you and you know that."

Insanity: "He doesn't have to be! I've never felt better than ever! I can do all these amazing things. For fucks sake, I knocked out the Hulk!!"

Capt. America looked behind Kaleb and smirked a little.

Steve: *Points behind Insanity* "Spoke too soon, kid."

Insanity: *Looks behind him* "What?"

Hulk: *Holds his fists in the air* "Hulk.... Smash!!!!" *Slams them on the ground causing it to crack and send those cracks beneath Insanity who jumped to avoid it but Hulk and Steve jumped in front and behind him*

Insanity: "Oh I don't like where this is going." *Spins out of the way for Steve and Hulk to collide together*

Insanity thought he was going to win this one but this was exactly what Steve and Hulk wanted. The raging beast's fist and the patriot's shield collided to make a loud sound that caused Insanity to screech and froth in pain.

Insanity: "Mother fucker!!!!! That hurts!" *Tries to crawl away* "You... Cheaters..."

Capt. America: "Thanks for that last boost, Bruce."

Hulk stumbled forward and fell on the ground as he shrunk and transformed back into Dr. Bruce Banner.

Bruce: *Panting* "Yeah... No problem.... His symbiotes know how to fight..."

Capt. America: "Well... More or less." *Walks over to Kaleb and puts his foot onto his back* "Had enough? You remember our deal don't you?"

Kaleb: "Yeah I know, I know... You win. I better go see how Venom's doing."

Venom: "Don't worry, kid. We got Kasady all right."

The three turned to see Venom and She-Venom holding Cletus' body but missing his head.

Kaleb: "Oh thank goodness. I couldn't help even if I wanted to. Guess he got ahead of himself."

Needle: "Kaleb, no offense but that was shit."

Kaleb: "I'm laying here defeated... Not a good time for anyone to crack the jokes."

She-Venom: "Well, Y/N stopped by here while the five of you were fighting each other."

Hulk: "Where Y/N go?"

Venom: "He managed to set Anne & She-Venom free while Eddie and I were fighting Carnage. Of course, he fought that mentally illed monster for me while I was resting to get my energy back."

Kaleb: *Slurred* "I don't know who this Y/N guy is but he sounds-" *Faces the audience* "Very important. Almost like a huge hint of foreshadowing, might I say."

Venom: "Well, he doesn't matter for now. The important thing is Anne's saved from this horrid marriage. That and the fact that Cletus can never bother us anymore." *Tosses his body aside*

Needle: "We'll take his body off your hands." *Starts snacking on what's leftover*

Steve: "Guess Kaleb and his symbiotes are hungry. C'mon let's get you to the other Avengers."

Venom: "Now hold on a second!"

Needle: "Venom, It's fine... We made a deal so go before the police come after you two."

Venom nodded as he jumped away from the sight and Captain America slumped Kaleb over his shoulders.

She-Venom: "Guess I'll be leaving too. Toodles!"

Insanity: "Call us~"

Needle: "Think that the lady at that rave will call us?"

Kaleb: "I doubt it. She doesn't have our number."

Needle: "Shit... If only..."

With that, She-Venom and the three were out of sight and heading back to the Avengers tower while Kaleb was resting from not only fighting but from adrenaline loss. They had just made it back thanks to the speed and agility of the Hulk and himself.

Steve: "Tony! We brought the kid here!"

Tony: "Impressive. So did I."

Peter: "Kaleb!" *Goes over with crutches* "Is he ok?"

Steve: "He's alright, just resting from our fight. Thankfully he lost or else we wouldn't be able to get him here."

Hulk: "Hulk wins again."

 Tony: "Let's just wait for him to wake up."

Kaleb: *Wakes up* "I'm awake... Just... All that fighting... I feel so tired..."

Vision: "Must be an adrenaline rush. If I may..." *Goes over and phases his fingers in Kaleb's head* "This might hurt a little but will help a long way."

"The Vision!" (Superhuman Intelligence and Alias as Victor Shade!)

Kaleb: "Oh wow!" *Shakes his head* "Oh gosh. What the hell happened?"

Vision: "Adrenaline Rush. Not to worry, I managed to fix it." *Sticks out his hand* "Vision. A pleasure to meet you."

Kaleb: "Uh..." *Shakes his hand* "Hi." *Gets off of Steve* "So I guess I have to work with you guys then?"

Peter: "Is there an issue with that?"

Kaleb: "I have a mission, Petey... To be the middle of Hero and Villain. Thankfully I have two friends who can help with that."

Tony: "I-I'm sorry, you call him Petey?"

Kaleb: "Yup!"

Tony: "I'm gonna make note of that."

Kaleb: "Listen I only agreed to be trained by Cap here, maybe Bruce and nothing more. I may consider joining your OG 'We need to kill off these characters for Endgame' X-men group."

Steve: "As long as we teach you how to throw a punch."

Kaleb: "Well don't tell them that."

Peter: "What's important is that you're safe. We need to do something about those symbiotes."

Kaleb: "Oh Petey... Caring about other people. I told you I'm fine, in fact, I feel better than ever! I think I said this already. It's almost like one of the writers is running on whatever amount of energy he has left in his body. Whatever the case, I know how to keep my new friends at bay. Can I just get the steroids used to boost Cap's juice instead of all that training?"

Steve: "Sorry kid, you're gonna have to work on this with actual training. It begins tomorrow so don't be late."

Kaleb: "Yes, sir!" *Needle takes over and jumps home*

Tony: "Do you think this will end horribly?"

Vision: "In my opinion, I think the boy will serve fine as an Avenger. Besides, he has a good heart... Just needs to learn to control his powers."

Peter: "I think I know someone who can help him with that... And I like to think he knows too."

Meanwhile with Kaleb...

Kaleb was jumping home to his apartment as he was thinking to himself.

Kaleb: "Y'know we could ask Eddie about training me on how to use these powers..."

Needle: "Why do that when we know our powers more than anyone?"

Kaleb: "True but we'll ask if we can watch him and Venom out on the town."

Kaleb walked into the apartment and his parents rushed over to him in worry.

Mary: "Oh my sweet baby! Where were you?!" *Hugged Kaleb dearly*

Bart: "Swee dear boy, we've been worried sick about you!"

Kaleb: "Mom! Dad! It's alright! I'm here. I just had the longest night today..."

Bart: "Well you're home now but we still need to do something about those sludge things."

Kaleb: "Oh don't worry, they're good now." *Insanity and Needle came out* "Mom, Dad, this is Needle and Insanity. Insanity, Needle, my parents."

Needle: "Hi."

Insanity: "Hello."

Mary: "What the hell...?"

Kaleb: "I know we had a rusty intro but I hope we can get along just fine."

Mary: "Well after a brief adjustment period, I think we can get along."

Bart: "She has a point there. As long as they do everything they can to keep our boy safe."

Needle: "And we will, Mr. Haley."

Mary: "Now didn't I tell you that you would get something eventually?"

Kaleb: "Yes, Mom... Can we wrap it up and go to sleep? I'm tired."

Bart: "Right, Let's go and get some sleep."

The family went to their beds and drifted off to sleep.

F. Kaleb: "Welp let's cut to 7 months later. Quick recap, I trained under Cap and Bruce's rules, worked with Shego while she was Drakken's henchwoman for like two days, stopped crime once or twice (Who may or may have not been Electro and Dr. Conners), established my Anti-hero status for a bit, and I even fought alongside Captain America in Civil War (You can imagine how awkward that was with Petey after that...), got arrested for the crime stopping and for fighting in that airport and had to join a group from an entirely different property than this one to get my sentence cut into halves met two girls that were a part of it (Clones exist now so you know I had to), got released from prisons after a heavy amount of blackmailing and ultimatums. Things actually went well but things just didn't... Rock... meet bottom... When life likes to be a little bitch and fuck you anally with a toothbrush that was found near two hobos fucking each other and the result was how we all have powers, you can generally trace it back to one thing. This... this was the beginning of my rock bottom..."

Kaleb: *Laying in bed and watching Anime* "So how come you guys haven't shown me the hive mind?"

Needle: "Believe me, just half of it would break you and blow your mind."

Kaleb: "I'm not scared of the truth, I know there are worlds beyond my own. Show me."

Insanity: "If that is what you want we won't stop you. Just don't blame us for what happens next."

Kaleb: "I can handle it. Besides, what's the worst that could happen?"

Needle: "Many things. But don't worry about that... Just breathe, close your eyes and empty your mind."

Kaleb did just that and after a couple minutes later, he could see everything that the Hive mind had to offer. He saw the different points of view of Symbiotes on earth and on the planet known as Klyntar.

Kaleb: "Holy shit!!"

Insanity: "Told you."

They kept showing the many viewpoints until they accidentally caught the attention of a familiar presence.

????: "Kaleb Haley. I take it that my subjects are succeeding in their mission?"

Kaleb: "What?"

Needle: "Oh shit! The King... Knull..."

"Knull!" (God of the Symbiotes and Powerful Entity!)

Insanity: "This is the guy we've been talking about. Sir, Knull. My king. O-our mission is going smoothly as planned."

Knull: "Really now? And why can I see all the other symbiotes far from each other, you two taking four months to update me on anything and showing a mere child about our hive mind?!"

Needle: "We uh... We're working really hard to-"

Knull: "Nothing! That's what you've been doing! Now tell me the truth!"

Needle: "We... We enjoy the earth! It's a place where we can live! We have decided to stay because of our host and we will help him accomplish more! So for now, our mission will be put on hold indefinitely."

Knull: "......." *chuckles* "Fine... I'll do it myself. See you soon, Kaleb."

Kaleb woke up in a cold sweat and realized what had happened.

Kaleb: "Oh fuck... We need to go!"

Kaleb got dressed and left the apartment, trying to contact Steve and Bruce.

Kaleb: "Steve, wake up! We have an emergency!"

Steve: "Kaleb, calm down! I'm waking up! What's the matter?"

Kaleb: "No time to explain now! I need you and Bruce to assemble the Avengers and Insanity, Needle and I will explain everything. Get everyone ready! And I mean right now."

Steve: "Uhhhhhhh... Ok! If the planet's in danger then I'll be quick about it!"

Kaleb: "Good, meet me at the Avengers Tower!"

Steve: "10-4. Over and out."

Kaleb hangs up and feels concerned about his parents.

Kaleb: *Sighs* "How am I gonna tell Mom & Dad?"

Needle: "We need to get them away from Union as far as possible."

Insanity: "Call in a state of emergency and for a need of evacuation."

Kaleb: "Good idea, I'll call Fury since he's close enough." *Calls Fury* "Hey, Fury, we might have a problem here, you're gonna have to send someone so they can tell someone to issue an evacuation."

N. Fury: "Just send me the words and the Avengers, S.H.I.E.L.D. and I will handle this."

Kaleb: "My parents are in danger. I had a dream that Needle and Insanity's leader is on his way here and he could take over Earth by tomorrow!"

N. Fury: "Kid! Keep it up together! Is that really true?!"

Kaleb: "Yes! It could really happen! I need everyone to get ready for his arrival!"

N. Fury: "Don't worry, kid. I'll send our freelancing rookie to guard your parents."

Kaleb: "Good, Issue an evacuation for the rest of the people here and meet me at the Avengers Tower."

N. Fury: "You got it, kid!"

As Kaleb hangs up, he couldn't help but feel Knull's presence thinking what he could do once he arrives on Earth.

Kaleb: "Guys, how powerful is Knull?"

Needle: "He's the symbiote god. He can practically fight by himself which is what I believe he'll do."

Insanity: "He's got shit you've never seen before."

Kaleb: "So what does that mean, what are our chances?"

Needle: "Pretty much... 0?"

Kaleb: "Oh fuck... Well at least we have an army. Let's go save the world then."

Insanity "Don't lose hope yet, kid." *Takes over and starts swinging to the avengers tower* "We don't have a lot of time though so we gotta get to the point with them."

Kaleb: "Don't worry, I'll be able to get a plan out soon."

The next morning...

In Union City, Dawn broke and it was beautiful and peaceful, except for one thing. A gargantuan shadow covered the entire city just like Kaleb predicted last night, Knull's army has arrived!!! At the Avengers Tower, Kaleb was ready for them.

Kaleb: "Alright, ladies and gentlemen!! People that were in my contacts list... We will head into battle! It's a battle to the death. We must do whatever it takes to stop Knull and his army! Fury has sent a freelancing rookie, who I don't know who it is, to guard my parents at all costs! We must protect our planet for the sake of everyone and God! It's now or never!!! People of the MCU and maybe DCEU... Unite!"

All: "UNITE!!!"

Kaleb: "Now let's go kick some butt!!!"

With Kaleb's parents...

Mary and Bart were worried about their son and Knull.

Mary: "Oh, Bart! My baby's gonna fight an alien from outer space! What do we do?!"

Bart: "Honey, relax! I've received a call from Director Fury saying their rookie is going to guard while our son's fighting!"

Mary: "But where is he or she?"

Just then, the door knocked with brute force. The couple clung onto each other.

Mary: "Who is it?"

????: "Reinforcements!"

Mary walked over and unlocked the door as Agent Coulson came in with a boy wearing gaming gear.

Culson: "Agent Culson, member of S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Fury sent me here and the rook over to guard ya."

Mary: "Thank goodness, but who's your partner?" *Points to the gamer.*

????: "Don't worry, ma'am. I'm merely a guy trying to help and just for fun. By the way, my name's Y/N. Y/N L/N!" *Shows a smile and thumbs up.*

"Y/N L/N!" (Video-Gaming Hero and Karma Collector!)

Bart: "Two for the price of one, eh? Guess our son is resourceful."

Culson: "Knull would be coming here minute, our job is to protect you two. We don't want Knull knowing your Kaleb's parents. He could use you two against him. We must take you to one of the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s safe houses."

Y/N: "We better head out then! C'mon you two! Let's make tracks!"

And so Culson and Y/N escorted Kaleb's parents to the available safe houses of S.H.I.E.L.D. Later over there, many people were evacuated and sheltered there for protection and not allowed to leave until further notice. Knull sent out his army of symbiotes to attack the city, but all of the heroes are on patrol. A few hours later, Y/N was playing games and music with the people to help them calm down.

Y/N: "Don't panic, everyone. Everything's gonna be alright. We still have some time to pass. I still got games and music for everyone to enjoy."

Unfortunately, Culson arrived with bad news.

Culson: "Y/N! Kaleb's been found by Knull! Many heroes were pinned down at the moment and we still sheltered in the safe houses. Fury needs you to rescue him!"

Mary: "MY BABY!!!"

Bart: "Y/N! You need to save my boy!"

Y/N: "Don't worry, Mr. and Mrs. Haley, I'll rescue him! Gotta go fast!!!"

And the plucky gamer ran out quickly thanks to his Sonic Shoes and set forth to find Kaleb!

Y/N: "I better act fast! I hope I'll rescue Kaleb in time!"

Meanwhile... With Kaleb...

Kaleb was engaged in a fight with Knull and it was lopsided. Kaleb was growing more tired and tired while Knull didn't even break a sweat. Kaleb shot at Knull but the bullets did no damage while Knull swung his sword a few times and just grazed Kaleb's cheek but also managed to slashed an X mark on his chest which caused him to spit out blood and roll onto the ground. Kaleb tried to get up but couldn't while his symbiotes we're healing him.

Needle: "I can't heal the entire X mark you have so it'll pretty much leave a scar."

Kaleb: "Ah shit, my parents are gonna kill me."

Knull: "Admit it, child! You're weak! You and the rest of these insolent humans trying to save your dying ball of rock!!!"

Kaleb: *In a weakly state* "I... rather... die... than... surrendering..."

Knull: *Smirks sinisterly* "Wish granted."

Knull charged towards Kaleb with his sword in hand, and just before Knull could kill Kaleb...

Y/N: "CHAOS CONTROL!!!"

Y/N used the power of Chaos Control to freeze time and as he pulled Kaleb away from his doom, he summoned a Nitro Crate from the Crash Games and in the spot where Kaleb was before.

Y/N: "This should be a nice surprise for him!" *Chuckles*

As he cancelled Chaos Control, Knull chopped the crate and it exploded making Knull take damage. Kaleb opened his eyes and saw Knull taking damage.

Kaleb: "Wait what?" *Looks up at Y/N* "Oh shit! How the hell did this happen?!"

Y/N: "Chaos Control, baby! Works every time. You must be Kaleb I presume. Call me Y/N L/N by the way."

Kaleb: "Oh you must be the Y/N I heard Venom tell me about! Nice to meet you!"

Needle: *Comes out* "Formalities can wait, we got a job to do!!"

Kaleb: "Right! Y/N, got any other things that got fire or sound?"

Y/N: "You bet! In fact my powers are video-game powers. You can use this Fire Flower and I'll use the Robobot's Mike Form!"

Y/N summoned a Fire Flower for Kaleb and the Robobot Armor in it's Mike Form.

Y/N: "Man, I miss playing Kirby Planet Robobot."

Kaleb: Same but God, I miss playing New Super Mario Bros. 2... That and Super Mario Galaxy 2. This isn't on a timer like in Super Mario Galaxy 2 right?"

Y/N: "Don't worry, you can let loose. We got this! You with me?"

Kaleb: "You bet! Let's do this!"

As Knull got up, He saw Kaleb with flames on his hands and Y/N in the Mike Robobot Armor.

Knull: *Sees Y/N* "Who are you and how dare you!? I was about to kill this brat for interfering with my two operatives!"

Y/N: "Hmph! Well, Eddie told me the two symbiotes prefer to be with him and it sounds good to me! Apparently, I don't appreciate you for hurting them. So Kaleb and I are gonna mess you up!"

Kaleb: "Let's-a go!!" *Throws multiple fireballs at Knull and charges at him* "Time to make you pay for coming near my home!"

Knull: "Grraagh!! Fine then! We'll do this the hard way!"

Knull grabbed his sword and pointed it towards the duo as symbiotes were being released and ready to fight them.

Y/N: "Let's party!!"

Y/N activated the Robobot's Boombox system and released his favorite music at maximum volume. Kaleb and Knull covered their ears from the noise as it echoed from Knull's base and the entire world could hear the music as the symbiotes screeched out in pain and agony.

Knull: *Covering up his ears* "YOU BRAT!! TURN THAT NOISE OFF!! MY MINIONS ARE BEING SUFFOCATED BY YOUR CHARADES!!!"

Kaleb: "Y/N!!! HOW LOUD IS THAT THING?!?!"

Y/N: "FUNNY STORY!! I COMBINED THIS WITH THE MIKE ABILITY FROM KIRBY AND THE SUPER HORN FROM MARIO KART!! IT'S EXTREMELY NOISY!!!"

Kaleb: "NOT REALLY A FUNNY STORY IN RETROSPECT!!!! I'M SURPRISED MY HEAD HASN'T EXPLODED OR THAT I'M NOT DEAF! I JUST GOT AN IDEA!! TURN IT OFF ON MY SIGNAL."

Y/N: "GOT IT!!!"

The video gamer did as Kaleb said as he turned off the loud noise from the Robobot Mike Armor. Knull's symbiotes were still traumatized and suffocated from the noise blasts. Kaleb was panting but Needle had enough energy to cover his right arm and form a blade as he slowly started walking and then running towards Knull. Knull managed to grab his sword but Kaleb cut his hand off and stabbed Knull right through the chest causing him to cough up blood.

Kaleb: *Panting* "There... You go... Motherfucker...!"

Knull: "You... Can't kill a god..."

Kaleb: "Oh I know... But even so... I have an idea on what I can do with you~"

Kaleb smiles sinisterly as we go back to May and Bart who are worried about their son fighting a space god.

Mary: "We haven't heard of our son or Y/N in a long time!"

Bart: "Don't worry, honey. I'm sure Y/N will be able to protect him and bring him back."

Just then, some pounding of the door was heard as some people moved away from it in fear. The door was opened as Kaleb stumbled through the silent crowd with Knull's Necrosword, the All-Black, in one hand and a severed, bleeding head in the other.

Kaleb: *Panting* "Knull..." *Drops the head on the floor* "Has been defeated!! Earth can rest easy knowing that our world is safe again!"

Y/N: "Battle was pretty tough, but it was no prob... Piece of cake!" *Giving a thumbs and smile*

Everyone cheered for Kaleb and Y/N as Bart and Mary pushed through the crowd to try and get to their son. They saw him all battered and scared but holding his trophy.

Kaleb: "Mom... Dad... We won."

Mary: "Oh son!" *Hugs Kaleb* "You scared us! Don't ever scare us or fight something like that again!! "

Kaleb: *Chuckles* "No promises."

Bart: "Don't even joke about that!"

Kaleb: "Oh dad don't worry, Knull's not dead but he's not really attached to his body. He should wake up sooner or later."

Mary: "Mr. Y/N, we thank you for saving our boy."

Y/N: "No sweat, Mrs. Haley. Just doing my thing."

Kaleb: "Well I have to say you're pretty powerful. No doubt we'll be good friends in the future. In fact... For saving me I owe you my life and I shall aid you in any way I can."

Y/N: "Sure thing, Kaleb. Hope we can hang out again sometime." *Hands Kaleb his phone number* "Here's my extension. Anytime you or your parents are in a jam, just let me know. I'll be in touch. Hasta la vista, Buddy!!!"

The gallant video gamer took off on the Warp Star from the Kirby games.

Kaleb: "Man. He sure has the spirit of a hero, doesn't he?"

The sounds of Knull gurgling blood were heard as he was coughing it up on the floor. Kaleb kneeled down and poked his eyes to try and get him to respond. He then picked him up and carried him outside to have a chat with him.

Kaleb: "Wakey wakey, Knull. We still got business to attend to~"

Knull: *Choking on his own blood* "You... Brat... Return All-Black to me at once! You aren't worthy to wield such a blade!!"

Kaleb: "Maybe... It's a dope ass sword and the armor was badass looking, but I'm not strong or big enough to carry it around."

Just as he said it, The All-Black had attached itself to Kaleb which made him curious. The All-Black had shrunk down a bit so that it would be easier to carry.

Kaleb: "Huh, nevermind then. You've caused a lot of trouble for earth... That and your own planet. I can tell you rule with an iron fist and use your symbiotes as fodder for your own gain."

Knull: "They... Follow... Wherever I lead...."

Kaleb: Oh? Don't you mean wherever I lead?"

Knull: *Eyes widen* "You... Bastard! I am a god to these sludge balls!! A mere human cannot replicate what I have accomplished by destroying this world of Celestials and purging the world of light!"

Kaleb: "Guess the universe is more complicated than I thought. Speaking of light... We should get you to a place where people won't be hurt. I'm gonna make a few calls. It's time to change Knull... How do you feel about Creme brulees?"

A few hours later...

Kaleb was missing for a few hours but was planning something big for the people of Union city and the symbiotes that had pleaded for mercy. Y/N and the people Kaleb had worked with were getting worried about his disappearance.

Mary: "Oh, Bart, where could he be?"

Bart: "I don't know and Wade said he hasn't seen him either."

Y/N: "Don't worry, Mr. and Mrs. Haley, he'll turn up soon. Better hope he's not in trouble."

Bart: "Y/N, don't you know where he is?"

Y/N: "Fraid not. I think I can trace him down by sensing his power level."

Mary: "Oh, look at the news!"

News Reporter: "We interrupt your regular conversation with breaking news. Sixteen-year-old boy, Kaleb Haley who had defeated the invading alien known as Knull, has a few words to say to the people of Union. Local authorities said the conference will be broadcasted live at the Union City Hall at 5 PM for an important speech by Kaleb Haley himself."

Y/N: "Well that coincidentally answers our question. Guess he wanted to say something to everyone after the attack."

Mary: "My baby is gonna be a leader!"

Bart: "He'll make a good speech giver. Very persuasive in his pitches."

Y/N: "Better make sure nothing goes wrong! And just in case..."

Y/N made a clone of himself by using a Double Cherry.

Y/N: "Mr. And Mrs. Haley, meet my clone, Y/N #2."

Y/N #2: "Hello!"

Bart: "Nice to meet you, please call us Bart and Mary."

Y/N: Well, Bart and Mary, Y/N #2 will watch over you guys while I go find Kaleb."

Y/N #2: "You got it!"

Y/N soon left the apartment as he traced Kaleb's power level to a dressing room in City Hall. Lucky for the video gamer, he can use his acrobatic or gymnast skills to enter in by climbing the rooftops and doing parkour. As he approached the window of the dressing room...

Y/N: "Yo, Kaleb!"

Kaleb: "Huh? Oh Y/N! Hey, man how are you? How did you get in here, there were at least some people guarding the door?"

Y/N: Acrobatics and Gymnastics, Kaleb. It always works for me."

Kaleb: "Huh, I guess you have a point there. Listen, I wanna say thanks for saving me during the invasion."

Y/N: "No problem. Also, sorry for entering from the window. Your parents wanted to make sure you're okay."

Kaleb: "Well I'm ok so don't worry about me. Just putting on some formal attire for my speech later today." *Takes a deep breath and turns around to show the small replica of Knull armor* "What do you think?"

Y/N: "Looking good, man! You're gonna be wearing that to the speech?"

Kaleb: "Yup! I have to do something I have never done before."

Y/N: "I hear ya, bud. So, ready to be a new ruler to these symbiotes?"

Kaleb: *Sigh* "I admit, I'm a bit nervous about this. It was Needle's idea and for god's sake, I don't have someone to rule by my side..."

Y/N: "Don't worry, Kaleb. I've been nervous doing some things I've never done before, but I believe you're gonna be a great ruler. Even your parents are proud of you."

Kaleb: "You really know how to make me feel better, Y/N. Thank you."

Y/N: "No need to thank me, Kaleb. I've seen people getting nervous, but I'm always happy to give my friends confidence and positivity."

Kaleb: "Well, if everything goes to plan, we should be fine with a reserve for a symbiote or two."

A knock on the door was heard as it made Kaleb and Y/N jump.

Kaleb: "Who is it?"

The door opened as Coulson looked inside.

Coulson: "Kaleb, they're ready for you now. Y/N? How did you get in here?

Y/N: "Acrobatics and gymnastics, man. I'm starting to love doing that."

Coulson: "Makes sense, but I advise you to leave before other people see you in here."

Y/N: "Right back at ya! See ya, Kaleb! Good luck!!"

Kaleb: "Thanks, man! Hold on!" *Writes his number and gives it to Y/N* "Here's my number so if you're ever wanting to do adventures and hang out, give me a call."

Y/N: "Will do! See ya!!"

With that, Y/N climbed out of the window and took off and jumped from rooftop to rooftop back to the Haley Family's apartment. Kaleb fixed his hair a bit and made the finishing touches to his armor.

Kaleb: "Alright, Coulson, I'm ready."

Coulson: "Right this way then."

Kaleb walked out of the room and towards the conference room. Once he entered it, all of the heroes and press were watching as he walked down the aisle and stood on the podium. Camera flashed and he was live on television as the people watched from home.

Kaleb: *Clears throat* "Good evening, people of Earth and my now loyal subjects. It is with great pride that we stand here before you today to announce that in just a few hours, the nations of Earth have put aside their differences and united with the symbiotes of Klyntar under my command. We will also see to it that other planets and even asgard are at peace with this planet after it's previous ruler. It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave leadership and subjugation. The bright lure of freedom hobbles you and diminishes your life's joy. You were all made to follow a leader and to be ruled. So I have come... to fulfill your..." *Smiles sinisterly* "Destiny. With that speech in mind, As the new ruler of Klyntar and Symbiote King... I thank you for your time."

Everyone can hardly believe what Kaleb just said. The crowd was silent as Kaleb walked off the podium and headed back to the dressing room and waited for the reserve to be ready and to be signed as he ate a little bit of chocolate.

Kaleb: *Eating the chocolate* "Mmm... Chocolate is everyone's best friend!"

Needle: "Well a kid has to eat something after the speech."

Insanity: "I think you did great, Kaleb."

Kaleb: "Thanks, guys. I was so nervous, I didn't think I was gonna pull it off but the people seemed to be into it."

Insanity: "Yeah I can see that with their sudden silence."

Needle: "Looks like you got 'em good."

Kaleb: "Wonder what Y/N and my parents think of this."

Insanity: "No doubt they would be proud of you. Let's sign the reserve and head home."

Kaleb: "Alright!"

After Kaleb signed the reserve, a few symbiotes were placed into small animals and released into it. The reserve was cut off from the rest of Union city and Toonville so that other people couldn't break in and steal the symbiotes. Kaleb finally walked home but was thinking to himself.

Kaleb: "I wonder where that girl is... She seemed nice and maybe freaky. I bet she'll see the news and try to call me or something."

Needle: "Who is this girl, kid?"

Kaleb: "Oh that girl you met at that rave. We never really saw her after it because of Venom and that Cletus guy."

Needle: "Oh yeah. I forgot about her. Wish she called..."

Kaleb: "Well whatever the case, we got what you wanted. More power."

Needle: "We've achieved more than we could possibly imagine. All that's left is food."

Kaleb: *Makes it to the apartment and climbs up the stairs* "I bet my mom is making some good food tonight."

Needle: "In that case, let's hurry it up!"

Kaleb: "Alright alright, don't rush me." *Opens the door and walks in* "I'm home. Sorry for being late, guys, I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get here."

Bart: "There's the new king! We saw the news and your little speech."

Mary: "Oh son, we're so proud of you!"

Kaleb: "Thanks! I'm just glad I could do this with the help of Y/N and my symbiotes."

Needle: "Anything to take that crown from Knull. I guess this means you'll have connections to the hive mind then."

Insanity: "Speaking of Y/N, where is he anyway? Wasn't he supposed to guard ya both?"

Bart: "Oh, he left after telling us what had happened. He said congrats on the speech and he thinks you did great."

Kaleb: "Oh that guy knows how to make me feel happy. He has lots of enthusiasm."

Needle: "I admire him too, but we can catch up with him later. Right now we feast like royalty!!"

Mary: "Guess I should make my famous Alfredo then."

Insanity: "Yes!!"

Needle: "Boy, am I starving!"

Kaleb: "A right meal fit for a new king!"

Bart: "Well for such an occasion it'll fit just nicely."

Later, Kaleb was now enjoying himself and the alfredo was cooking nicely but Kaleb felt that something was wrong as he looked at the door.

Mary: "Honey, is something wrong?"

Kaleb: "Get down..."

Bart: "Wait what?"

A few knocks on the door were heard which made the family jump as the person on the other side spoke...

????: "Package for Kaleb Haley! We got the 3DS repaired like you wanted!"

Bart: "I'll get it. *Walks over to the door* "I'll be right there!"

Kaleb: "No dad! don't-!"

It was too late as a loud gunshot was made and a part of the door was shot through. Bart stumbled back as he was hit in the stomach. He soon fell back onto the floor and was bleeding out severely.

Mary: "Bart!!" *Runs over and checks his pulse* "Please no... Don't die on us please!"

Many men came through the door with guns and tried to shoot Kaleb but he used Needle to shoot skipes at the guys. Lots of guys came through but the spikes were still shot. There were still men coming but thankfully a familiar neighbor next door was getting rid of them. One of the guys had an air horn that made enough noise to hurt Needle and Insanity but that guy died and all of the bad guys were dead.

Kaleb: *Gets rid of the last guy and panting* "I think... I think that's the last of them."

Wade: *Walks through the pile of bodies* Hey are you guys ok-" *gets a spike through the head* "Gah!"

Kaleb: "Oh shit, Wade, I'm so sorry!!! I didn't see you there, are you ok?"

Wade: "Don't worry, I'm fine. I've been through worse. What happened here?" *Seeing many fallen men*

Kaleb: "I don't know but dad's bleeding out."

Wade: "What?!" *Sees Bart bled out and dead* "Bart!! NOOO!!!!"

Mary: "Wade... He's dead..." *starts crying*

Kaleb: "No... Dad...?" *Tears up and hears someone coming and readies a blade but the guy ducked and missed his shots* "Dammit! You bastard!!"

????: "And I missed my shots!"

A thud was heard as Kaleb looked behind him to see Mary with a few bullet holes on her chest.

Kaleb: "M-mom?!"

Wade: "Mary!!"

????: "I guess I didn't miss afterall."

The guy tried to run but Wade tackled him just before he could get away.

Wade: "Kaleb, I got him!! You piece of shit, you hurt those innocent people!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!"

????: "The boss sent me to kill that little brat! He would pay me big money if I took that family out now that he's practically royalty! Besides, who would miss a flaming ball of shit like him?"

Wade: "You bastard!!"

Kaleb: "Wade... Don't... I'll handle him myself."

Wade is holding the intruder as Kaleb walked up to the murderer of his parents.

Kaleb: "My first question to you is who are you why did you murder my parents I known and loved?"

????: "I ain't telling you nothing!!"

Kaleb: *Punches the guy* "WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?!!"

????: "If I tell you, he'll kill me."

Kaleb: "Motherfucker, if you don't tell me, I'll kill you."

Wade: "Don't worry, Kaleb. I found out who his employer is."

Kaleb: "You did? That was fast, how?"

Wade pulled out the murderer's bag with enclosed information waiting to be viewed. The talkative neighbor looked and he pulled out a file of Kaleb's information. In it, it showed everything about his address, family history, everything about him to the very little bone.

Kaleb: "This a copy?"

????: "More or less."

Kaleb: "Wade, burn this for me just in case. Daniel Malkovich... Your employer is David Crossbones. What kind of last name is crossbone?"

Daniel: "Like hell would I know. Well now that you know... Goodbye!" *Cracks a cyanide capsule in his mouth and starts dying* "Go... fuck yourself!"

With that, the assailant slumped over dead from the poison he ingested. Kaleb hadn't just lost his parents... He had lost his confidence.

Kaleb: "Mom... Dad..." *Started crying*

Wade: "Gee, man. I'm sorry for your losses."

Kaleb: "I... I can't believe they're gone... It's all my fault."

????: "Don't blame yourself, Kaleb. It's my fault too."

Kaleb looked up from the floor and saw Y/N from the doorway.

Kaleb: "Y/N! Oh! I should've called you! Y-you shouldn't see me like this..."

Y/N: "Don't blame yourself, Kaleb. Sure enough, I was too late to catch up because crimes here in this city never stop."

Wade: "Woah! Y/N! Long time no see! How's life!?"

Y/N: *Unamused to see Wade* "Hello, Deadpool."

Wade: *Covered his mouth* "Shh!! Not out in public!"

Kaleb: "Dude, how did you know my family and I would be in trouble?"

Y/N: "I've been working out and training hard to the max. I may have had a sense you guys would be in danger. What happened to the assassin?"

Wade: "Commited suicide, man. We got everything we needed though. Apparently he was hired by some guy named David Crossbones."

Y/N: "David Crossbones? Weird last name if you ask me."

Kaleb: "I know right?! But now I have a new mission... Find this guy, put a bullethole in his head, rip him in half and shoot more bullets in the same hole. You'll train me right, Wade?

Wade: "I... Kid, I can't... I'd have to kill you if I did but I can give you info on who I work with."

Kaleb: "That's fine. I'll meet with these guys and see if they can help us. Care to join me, Y/N?"

Y/N: "You bet! In fact, I'm gonna give him a special payback for what he did to your parents. Too bad they left too soon, they were nice folks."

Kaleb: "They were amazing people... But I'm gonna kill that bastard myself, but I need to find him."

Wade: "Well before you cue into a killing montage, just know you can always stay at our place until you get back on your feet."

Kaleb: "Thanks, Wade..."

Wade: "No problem, kid!"

Kaleb: "Let's cue the epic killing montage."

Y/N: "And it's gonna need some music though. Can't have a montage without music."

Kaleb: "You're right!"

Everything was ready as Kaleb was getting ready to find David. Kaleb had gotten a job from the mercenary group Wade worked in and managed to see some connections David had. Wade wanted Y/N to join his gang, but he wasn't interested in being a mercenary. Kaleb had also made some good money working with Wade and even Gwenpool killing off some guys during his first few days before he set out to find David and his connections. As for Y/N, he's helping Kaleb to train his fighting skills. Kaleb finds it difficult, but their friendship bond grows stronger as he and Y/N have their most favorite hobby, video gaming. Kaleb wondered how Y/N was able to get powers based on video games. Kaleb had also spent time playing videogames and entered multiple contests like smash bros tournaments where he dominated the contest with Little Mac. With that, he was then named the 2nd best video game player. Although, Y/N couldn't help but think he should give up his title to Kaleb since he's the Ultimate Video Gamer. He told Kaleb that, but he didn't want Y/N's title since he was pretty content as the 2nd best video gamer despite not having manifestation powers.

Later...

Kaleb and Y/N were at Kaleb's apartment where Needle and Insanity's host is playing Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled where's trying to beat Y/N's time, which was tough for him.

Kaleb: "One frame... One frame!!" *Sighs* "God, dude. How are you good at this game?!"

Y/N: "Well, it took me forever to beat the developer's time trials and William P., he's an evil demonic mastermind." *Faces to the audience* "And I ain't joking!"

Kaleb: "Welp.. I give up for today... It took me forever to get that comet medal in Wild Glide Galaxy in Super Mario Galaxy 2..."

Y/N: "If you like, I can help you with that. Believe it or not, it took me only one try to get that medal. "

Kaleb: "No, no, I'm fine. I'll figure it out on my own. Let's just start the killing montage now."

Y/N: "Sounds good to me."

Y/N walked over to a boombox and put a tape in it. While that was happening, Insanity covered Kaleb completely except the head as he walked over to a bulletin board that had pictures of the people that had information about David's whereabouts.

Kaleb: *Looks at the audience* "This shit's gonna have nuts in them!!"

https://youtu.be/ZPRVKNc97ws

"Mercenary! (By Panic! At the Disco!) (Kaleb's Mercenary Montage!")

Just a dime store poet.

Keeping pace, talking his face blue.

Kaleb started fighting and killing some guys that were a part of a small gang in Union. They were in an abandoned warehouse as Needle bit one of their heads off.

Kaleb: "Where's David?!"

Two dollar store tramps.

To get a glance, a new chance at you.

A gangster tried to shoot Kaleb but he used the other gangster as a meat shield. The guy ran out of bullets as Kaleb grabbed his sword and walked towards him while the guy tried to run away.

Kaleb: "Where's David...?"

After that whole issue, Kaleb was on a bloodthirsty murder spree on all criminal gangs while Y/N and Wade were trying to find David Crossbones' hideout. Kaleb had gotten the first guy down and was ready for the next who was watching cock (Andrup20: Chickens, you pervs. I'm also narrating this montage.) fights. He passed through the crowd watching and attacked the guy when he had a chance. He was almost shot but he grabbed the main guy by the neck and stabbed him in the stomach with Needle's fingers.

Cuckolds and concubines.

Dancing in four, four time!

Kaleb: "Answer me this! Where is David?!?!"

He stabbed the picture of the cock fighting guy as he looked through the rest of the board with a sinister smile.

"Hey mister" the bellman says "I can only recall and spend some time I said"

Kaleb kept asking where David was to the bad guys that were trying to shoot him in an underground sweatshop near a Chinatown market. He did flips, kicks and punches at them until he got an answer to who would know about his whereabouts.

So he replies "Then how do you manage?"

I dodge the blast, and apologize for collateral damage.

Kaleb stabbed the picture and got ready for his next target that was in a casino. Kaleb asked Y/N to tag along for an extra hand, who agreed. When they arrived at their destination, Y/N couldn't help but get vibes from the game, "Cuphead, Don't Deal with the Devil." Kaleb soon spotted the target as he was playing craps with a bunch of people.

Kaleb: "There's our guy. Let's get him somewhere private." *Pulls out his Mercenary card that has money on it*

In love, I've always been a mercenary,

But I never leave my post when the cash runs out.

Pretty soon, the guy was enjoying himself but a beautiful lady wearing an eye patch eyed him seductively at a bar and winked at him which got him to follow her and lead him to a private room upstairs. Once they arrived, the man was pushed back by Kaleb as he held the gun to his throat and Y/N gave the lady what Kaleb owed her as she walked off.

Y/N: "Sorry, madam. Nothing personal."

Kaleb: "Thanks for the sex bait!"

Eye-patch Lady: "That's all right, boys. See ya around~ Maybe later~" *Winks at Y/N and Kaleb*

I want to make you quiver.

Make your backbone shiver.

The two guys blushed, mostly Y/N looked away in discomfort while Kaleb eyed her a little but smacked himself in the face as they turned their attention to the Casino guy.

Hey kid, take the stage and deliver.

Kaleb: "Now... We can do this the easy way or my way. Where's David?~

Gambler: "Give me one good reason."

Y/N: "Obviously, you're one of Crossbones' followers. You didn't know that he sent his men after Kaleb and killed his parents."

Kaleb: "And because what I'll do to you is worse than what you could have done to the eye patch lady who I might give a night of lovingly pleasure to after this."

Y/N: *Deadpanned* "Really, man?"

Kaleb: "Sorry... Where was I? Oh yeah... Now talk!!!"

The gambler spilled his guts so Kaleb did what was necessary and literally spilled the man's guts.

"Hey mister!" the bellman says.

"I can only recall last night's hotel, " I said.

So he replies, "Then how do you manage?"

I dodge the blast, and apologize for collateral damage.

(Collateral damage, collateral damage)

Kaleb: "Alright he's dead because I love killing so don't judge me, Y/N."

Y/N: "I won't bother, man. I'm not much of a killer as well as a mercenary."

Kaleb: "Good. Now if you'll excuse me... I'm gonna go find that Eye patch hotty and we'll be ready to head back!" *Skips away to find the girl* "Hey, patchy, wait up!"

Y/N shook his head and sighed as he followed Kaleb and as they spotted the lady with the eye patch again...

"????" (Emma Grace!) (Eye patched beauty and Kaleb's future wife!)

Eye-patch Lady: *Sees Y/N & Kaleb* "Well, you boys got him off my back for good. Is there anything I can repay you with?" *In a seductive voice*

Kaleb: "Well I might have an idea or two~"

Kaleb was interrupted as he was pulled by Y/N. Unlike Kaleb, Y/N prefers to give women privacy and space.

Y/N: *Grabs Kaleb by the shirt* "Come on, wise guy! We still have a job to do! Sorry ma'am, but we gotta go!" *Drags Kaleb on the way out*

Kaleb: "Oh c'mon!! Eye patch lady, call me after this and we'll play Mario Kart!" *throws his card at him as she picked it up and waved at him with a smile*

Needle: "Gee, Y/N sure is a party pooper when it comes to adult business."

Insanity: "Well, he sees women as normal people as well."

Kaleb sadly stabbed the picture and later on, after more people who had connections were killed and got info for months on end, they're on their way to their next target which is far away from Union City. The duo had made it to a giant ship just off the east coast of Union city where one of David's right hand men was staying. Kaleb walked around the ship and got rid of the guards that were there. The guy was in a drug induced state with the women he had in his room. Fortunately for the imprisoned damsels, Y/N was able to release them and attack the crew members of the ship. Y/N is getting bad vibes from his least favorite game, GTA (Grand Theft Auto).

Y/N: *Faces the audience.* "The reason why it's my least favorite is because no one respects everybody and they never support law and order. This is why I play Persona, Sega and Nintendo Games."

Kaleb: "True but I'll be honest that it's fun to screw around in GTA! Getting all five stars makes it fun and the ways you can die are so dumb yet fun at the same time."

"How does it feel to stand on the very stones?

That ran with your parent's blood?

Do you feel sad? Full of rage?

With Kaleb, he was able to find the file room and looked through to see lots of people involved with drug trafficking and eventually found David's file and what his routes were and where he would be headed next but then heard someone walk through the door and aimed his gun at the person who had opened it.

Or does that outfit help you bury your feelings?

Hiding your true self.

You're truly an extraordinary specimen,

I look forward to breaking you."

I dodge the blast, and apologize for collateral damage.

Back with Y/N, he was escorting the women who were imprisoned by the drug traffickers as he was fighting some guards that were giving him a hard time. Unaware of the thugs, Y/N is always ready for a challenge.

Y/N: *Feeling confident* "What's the matter, guys? Having a bad day?"

Trafficker #1: "Foolish Brat! You don't even know what you're up against!"

Trafficker #2: "You better put those skills to good use! And better put the boss' harem back or else!"

Y/N didn't reply but only responded with Tackle Grab and launched him to other enemies thanks to his Wrestler Ability from Kirby.

Hey mister, the bellman says.

I can only recall and spend some, I said.

So he replies: and how do you manage?

I dodge a blast and apologize for collateral damage.

Y/N was still dealing with other traffickers while the drugged man saw and tried to shoot Y/N with his gun but Kaleb had climbed the side of the boat and cut the guy's hand off and pushed him up against the wall. As Y/N turned around to see Kaleb and the failed shooter...

Y/N: "Thanks, Kaleb!" 'Man, these drug guys are real cowards, aren't they?'

Hey mister, the bellman says

I can only recall and spend some, I said

So he replies: and how do you manage?

I dodge a blast and apologize for collateral damage

Kaleb: "Thought you could sneak attack my friend, huh?"

Drug Man: "Y-you-you think you-you can take my cocksleeve sluts a-away from me?!"

Kaleb: "Now, that's no way to treat a lady! If you can't talk to a lady then don't talk to one at all."

Y/N: *Sighed* "I agree with Kaleb. You guys have no shame nor senses of a gentleman, do ya? Obviously you guys should've stayed in school and listened to your parents."

Drug Man: "Just what do you two think you're doing?!"

Y/N: "Well, we're here to free the women you abused."

Kaleb: "And I'm here to find info on a guy you work with. Does David Crossbone sound familiar?"

Drug Man: "Should I be concerned?"

Y/N: "Well, if you keep Kaleb and I waiting. We won't hesitate to make you scream."

Kaleb: "Lying isn't gonna help either. I already went through your little file room and found everything I needed to know about David."

Drug Man: "Like what exactly?"

Kaleb: "Well let's see here." *Flips through the file* "Age: 32, he's more Italian than Saudi Arabian and more American than Mexican which makes no sense. Got his father's drug crime Kingpin shit when his dad died at age 69 and blah blah blah but is that any proof enough?"

Drug Man: "..... This is not gonna go well for me, is it?"

Kaleb: "Nope. Not even one bit."

Y/N: "Right. Kaleb, I'm gonna go escort the ladies back to safety while you take care of the rest of this ship."

Kaleb: "Alright well let me know how it goes after I deal with this guy." *Looks at how he's dead from bleeding out* "Oh.... He's dead." *says nothing as he tosses him into the ocean* "Well that takes care of that, am I right?"

Y/N: *Sweatdropped* "Right... let's go, but no asking them for a good time of pleasure because they've been traumatized already."

Kaleb: "I wasn't gonna! Besides, the last lady wanted it..."

Y/N: *Sweatdropped* "....Nevermind. Let's just get outta here."

The duo exited the ship along with the women they've rescued. Along the way, they return the damsels to their original homes and they return to the apartment. Kaleb, now 17, looked through the map and stabbed the last picture. All that was left was David Crossbones himself.

Kaleb: "At last... Revenge will be mine!!!"

Y/N: " After a year of searching, we found the last person on this map."

Kaleb: *Sighs in content as he opens a bottle of rum* "Finally... Just need to predict when I plan my move and rip out his hard and squeeze the juice out like a juice box. In the meantime, we'll just relax, keep our guard up and maybe call up that lady- what? Who said that?"

Y/N: *Drinking Diet Coca-Cola* "This reminds me of invading my enemies' fortresses. I never get tired of doing that."

Kaleb: "You actually did that in real life?"

Y/N: You bet! My mentors were video game characters after all, including the famous heroes we know today."

Kaleb: "I guess that's why lots of people, especially villains know who you are."

Y/N: "True, but not many people know about the Video Game Universe."

Kaleb: "It sounds amazing."

Y/N: "It is, I'll be honest. Lots of video games heroes, villains and everything in between. Believe it or not, there's also video-game anti-heroes."

Kaleb: "I can imagine it with the Banned Punisher Game that I saw once and never bought until now."

Y/N: "Honestly, I'm not a fan of Rated-M games, but Halo is still alright for me. I prefer games that are Mario, Sonic, Kirby and/or Pac-Man related."

Kaleb: "I completely agree! Pac-Man World 2 however... I uh... never recovered from that after I played it live but let's not forget that my Wii-U/Wii collection consists of Mario games and even the bubonic Smash Bros. Brawl."

Y/N: "I have Pac-Man World 2 as well and it was my childhood game. I also have the first Smash Bros. along with Melee, Brawl, 3DS, Wii-U and Ultimate. Those games were epic!"

Kaleb: "No doubt. Although, Y/N, I'm thinking I should do this one alone... I thank you for helping me get rid of these guys and find David but I should handle this myself."

Y/N: "No worries, Kaleb. Always happy to help. I think I'm getting vibes from "Sonic Adventure" where Sonic and his friends have different stories of their own."

Kaleb: "Okay... I'm going to Crossbones' hideout and try and kill him but for now we should go our separate ways for dramatic tension. Also I think you're busy, am I wrong?"

Y/N: "Well, a hero's gotta do when a hero's gotta do! It was fun working with ya, Kaleb! I hope you give Crossy a lesson he'll never forget."

Kaleb: "Oh I will. I'll show him mercy the same way he showed my parents... Now go on and head home for tonight. You earned it, bud."

Y/N: *Gives a thumbs up to Kaleb* "Thanks, buddy! Good luck!!"

Y/N made his way out of his friend's apartment and was on his way back home. Kaleb was left to himself and his thoughts but then Needle and Insanity came out.

Needle: "Well... We're all alone."

Insanity: "We have a shot if we rest up for now, bud."

Kaleb: "I don't know, I'm kinda nervous. What if we fail and he gets away?"

Needle: "Don't worry, we'll eat his face off once we get him."

Kaleb: "Maybe you're right."

Just then, Wade arrived with news regarding Crossbones.

Wade: "Hey kiddo, I got some good news on this Crossbones guy. Turns out he's heading towards a highway not far from here so if you can get to the car just in time then you might be able to kill him."

Kaleb: "I see. I like this but I'm gonna go to his hideout later to try and kill him while he's vulnerable."

Wade: "Huh, sounds like a good and bad idea at the same time. Good luck with that but don't forget about the route if he gets away."

Kaleb: "Oh trust me, he isn't."

Wade: "I like the enthusiasm, kid. Never let anyone take it away from you. Maximum effort as I always say. We got pastries heating up if you want one?"

Kaleb: "Meh, I'm fine. I've got a lot of planning to do here as you can see."

Wade nodded as he left the apartment and Kaleb was sitting there thinking of a good plan. He was sitting there thinking of just using maximum effort but then he was getting a phone call from an unknown number. As he answered it...

Kaleb: "Hello?"

????: "Excuse me, but are you Kaleb Haley?"

Kaleb: "That depends... Is this who I think it is?

Emma: "I'm the lady with the eye patch at the casino earlier. My name's Emma, Emma Grace."

Kaleb: "Your name's Emma Grace? I recognize that familiar voice."

Emma: That's right, big fella. I thought I would give you a call after our encounter. You paid me pretty well just to lure that bozo to you and your friend."

Kaleb: "I thought it was only appropriate to do so. Besides Y/N was thinking I wanted to sleep with the girls we rescued from a ship on the east coast which he's wrong, honestly. I don't really blame him. Sometimes, he looks like a big brother I never had before and I can see why more women are attracted to him."

Emma: "Guess he cares about saving a damsel in distress."

Kaleb: "Well he cares about everyone and has a heart of gold. I can bet he can lift Mjolnir without a struggle. But I'm guessing you're calling cause you don't have his number or something?"

Emma: "Actually... I would, but not right now. I was wondering if you're free tonight."

Kaleb: "Oh? Is this a trap or some sick game you play to tug at my heartstrings and blueball me?"

Emma: "Wow, you have serious issues if you're asking those questions. Depending on how you behave yourself, I'll blueball you and walk out. I just thought we would have a drink somewhere or grab a bite somewhere. Sorry if you're in a bad mood already."

Kaleb: *Blushes* "Emma Grace, are you asking me out?~ It truly must be a trap then."

Emma: "Well, it's not really a trap. I just want to show my sign of gratitude. That's all."

Kaleb: "Hmmm... I heard 'not really'. So it's just a drink or food.. Hm... Sure! I was... Getting lonely anyway~"

Emma: "Alright. Can you tell me where and when I'll be over, please?"

Kaleb: "Well I guess I could go to your place and make you something. Either that or the other way around, my dear.

Emma: "Sure thing, honey. I'll send you my address and I'll wait for you."

Kaleb: And I will be there as soon as I can. See you then~"

Kaleb hung up and got Emma's address and felt lucky. He went through his closet and got some nice looking clothes on while adjusting his hair.

Needle: Well, Kaleb, so far you're gonna get a beautiful lady to have dinner with."

Kaleb: "Well I don't expect it to go farther than that. It's probably not even a date! For all I know it might be a trap."

Insanity: "Well, Y/N did teach you that if a tough lady invites over for dinner, then play along. He did tell you he's a Freelancer member for G.U.N."

Kaleb: "Good point. Either way, I'm gonna have to keep my guard up but I'm more so worried about the night being disappointing... "

Needle: "Don't worry, kid. Just keep your positivity up and remain on guard."

Kaleb: "Right! Let's get out there and make a difference, team!"

Insanity took over and swung around to where Emma lived. Once he made it to the right floor, Insanity went back inside as Kaleb fixed himself and knocked on the door.

Kaleb: "Just don't try and embarrass me as much or freak her out."

Needle: "I don't think she has seen it but you kinda gutted that casino guy like a fish."

Before Kaleb could answer, the door opened to show Emma standing there in her attractive gown. Kaleb blushed at the sight of it but looked away pretending not to notice while Emma had the same issue, Kaleb.

Kaleb: "H-hey, Emma. I made it. Sorry if I'm late."

Emma: "Better late never, honey. Seems you were busy and I thought I could help you to relieve your stress if you can't tell already."

Kaleb: *Blushes a lot but punches himself in the face* "R-really now?"

Emma: *Shocked to see him with a bruised cheek* "Y-yeah but are you ok? You're kinda bruised right there."

Kaleb: "Sweet baby, Imma be fine, don't worry about me. L-let me make you some alfredo or something nice and savory."

Emma: "Well, if you say so. I don't mind anything you have for me, big boy."

Kaleb nodded as he started looking for things in the cabinet and found enough ingredients that could make his special dish. Through his love of pasta and Italian food, he made Carbonara. He put the pot of delicious pasta aside and made two bowls of food for them.

Kaleb: "Dinner is served! I made some nice Carbonara for a nice lady who invited me to her apartment."

Emma: "Oh! How gentlemanly of you. I didn't know you could cook."

Kaleb: "Well I can sorta cook. It varies with certain dishes but I can cook some good things sometimes. Besides, it's kinda simple to make carbonara and alfredo."

Emma: "I see. Well maybe I should keep you here to be my little chef. I don't cook a lot here so it's kinda just instant stuff."

Kaleb: "Well, I learned how to cook these dishes from my parents. They always made food that would make me feel better when I'm down or for special occasions."

Emma: "Like how you 'United earth and Kylntar under your command?' I saw the news, I was shocked by that whole speech you gave."

Kaleb: "Y-yeah... I kinda got nervous during the speech. I mean a few hours before that, I fought an intergalactic space dictator that... cut a huge X on my chest..." *Shows Emma the X mark*

Emma: *Shocked but also blushed* M-my... I'm sorry that you had to go through something like that alone."

Kaleb: "It's fine, my dear. It was worth it to decapitate that bastard and light him on fire. Besides I wasn't alone so it all worked out." *Sits down and eats the Carbarona* Unfortunately, after that speech, a couple of assassins broke into my apartment and shot my parents. I tried to save them, but it was too late for me."

Emma: "Oh dear. I'm very sorry for your losses."

Kaleb: "It's alright and thanks. My friend and I are looking for the killer's boss named David Crossbones and I'm determined to get back at him."

Emma: "It seems you two were and needed my help earlier. I'm grateful for helping you out."

Kaleb: "And I'm very grateful as well. Hopefully I'll find David and rip his head off. Next, I'm gonna rip out his colon and wear it like a scarf after playing jump rope with it."

Emma: "I don't ever wanna see or think that again."

Kaleb: Well, not to worry, sweetheart. There's no need to think about it because that's my way of payback. Especially with my two friends."

Needle and Insanity came out of Kaleb.

Needle: "Hello, Emma."

Insanity: "Nice to meet you!"

Emma: "Oh wow! Uh, hi. They don't bite, do they?"

Kaleb: "No but they did give me this tongue." *sticks his now elongated and wet tongue* "They bite if you're evil but I can tell they'll get along with you."

Emma: *Blushes bright red* "O-oh! T-that's interesting to know"

Kaleb: "Y-yeah but let's just continue dinner *Continues eating* "How do you like the food?"

Emma: *finishes her plate* "It's really good! You know your way around a kitchen. I wonder what else you know your way around~"

Kaleb: "I know my way around a lock if that's anything." *chuckles and washes his plate while Needle grabs Emma's plate and put it in the sink for Kaleb to clean* "Thanks, bud."

Needle: "No problem, loverboy."

Emma: "Y'know, if you're wanting to, I got some drinks in the fridge and if you're not busy after that maybe we can get to dessert."

Kaleb: "I'd like that actually. Lemme get the glasses then."

Kaleb was grabbing the glasses while Emma went to get the drinks but Kaleb accidentally hit Emma in the face with the freezer door.

Kaleb: *Noticed he hitted Emma* "Oh! Emma! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to!"

Emma: "Relax, baby. I'm alright. I always get hit by the door many times."

Kaleb squatted down to help Emma up but she leaned in towards him and kissed him on the lips. The young boy was taken aback by the sudden action but welcomed it nonetheless.

F. Kaleb: "You thought this was an origin story? No... it's a love story. And that love story started with lots of vicious murder. "

Kaleb pulled back as his heart raced from having his first kiss. He blushed and so did Emma.

Emma: "I-Im sorry, that was a mistake, I'm sorry! That was not who I am! I..." *kisses Kaleb again as he pulls back after a bit*

Kaleb: "Well you're not drunk so... You must be in shock then!"

Emma giggled and smiled at him. The night was young and the two embraced each other and headed onto Emma's bed and they-

F. Kaleb: *Stops the narration* "Alright sorry, horndogs, we gotta skip this. I know, I know, It's sad but we don't have enough in the budget for a lemon but just know that it was pretty cool."

Andrup20: *Disappointed* "So much for seeing a night of love."

Newyear2134: "For all of you perverts, lemons in this book are strictly prohibited. Sorry folks, but rules are rules. Just so you know, they make the real author of this story extremely uncomfortable!"

Andrup20: "I can understand it and let it slide... Fine! We'll skip the next... 6 hours? I mean only 2 of those hours were related to Mario Party and 1 involved Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled and Minecraft.

Newyear2134: "It'll lead onto it so let's not. We'll skip to the day Kaleb finds Crossbones."

Andrup20: "Fine then, you square." *mutters that last part*

Newyear2134: *Glares at Andrup20 and muttered* "Perverted amatuer."

Sure enough, they muttered at the same time and then...

Andrup20 and Newyear2134: "I heard that!!"

Newyear2134: 'I'mma go Super Sonic all over him for calling me a square!'

The next morning...

The sun rose, Kaleb woke up, and he looked to his right side to see Emma who's still sleeping. He chuckled to himself and kissed her on the forehead which woke her up.

Emma: *Sleepily* "Mmm, good morning, baby."

Kaleb: "Morning, sweetie. Last night was a blast."

Emma: "At least one of us enjoyed it..."

Kaleb: "You say that cause I beat you by one coin in Mario Party."

Emma: You bet! I hope we can do this whole thing again. Especially because I want that rematch."

Kaleb: "Oh trust me, when I kill that Bastard, we will~ Speaking of which... ah shit, I missed my chance to get him during the night!! Maybe I have time to catch him on his route!"

Kaleb looked through the database and the location as he looked at the time. Thankfully, it was early enough to make something quick and get going.

Kaleb: "Phew, we got time to hurry it up so I'll have to use your toothbrush and make some toast."

Emma: "Lucky that you can still walk."

Kaleb: "My symbiotes healed me due to your handy work~" *winks at her and tidies up himself*

Emma: "We won't have time to clean the sex off your clothes."

Kaleb: "Well that's fine, I got some symbiotes to fix that issue."

Just as he said that, Insanity covered Kaleb and added the Spiderman logo on it which Emma liked.

Emma: "I like a man in uniform~ Try not to mess it up or anything, Insanity."

Insanity: "Don't worry, he'll be fine."

Kaleb made some toast and helped Emma to the table as he started munching on his slice.

Kaleb: *Kisses her on the cheek* "Alright, see you, sweetie. I'll text you when it's done."

Emma: "Hey wait! *Stumbles over to him and kisses him on the lips passionately* Go get em, tiger~"

Kaleb blushed and was filled with determination as he left Emma's apartment building and started swinging to where he needed to be.

Kaleb: "We all know where this went."

Suddenly, everything fast forward from the car crashes, to All Might's appearance to now where Kaleb is handcuffed and healed in the back of Nick's car.

Kaleb: "There. All caught up yet?"

All Might: "Not just yet, Young Kaleb."

Kaleb: "And where are you taking me? Neverland Ranch?"

N. Fury: "Oh, don't worry, kid. We're taking you back home."

Kaleb: "Ah shit..." *faces the audience and sighs* "Oh well. When it comes to licking wounds, there's no place like home and one of the first homes away from my parents was the Avengers tower."

The heroes arrived at the Avengers tower as Kaleb was out and escorted to the conference room at the top. Kaleb looked around and took all the scenery in since he hasn't been there ever since Knull invaded Earth.

Kaleb: "This brings back memories."

All Might: "I hope you don't mind if we brought you back here, Young Haley."

Kaleb: "Meh, who says you can't go back home sometimes? I wonder what Cap and Bruce think after watching the news."

????: "We're severely disappointed in you, kid!"

Kaleb looked to see Captain America walking into the conference room with Bruce Banner behind him.

Kaleb: "Captain. Good to see you again at this time."

Steve: "After all this time you were away from training and home, we see you using your powers to kill numerous men and attempt a murder of a drug kingpin. Am I right about that description?"

Kaleb: "Yeah you didn't leave anything out there." 'And good thing Y/N let me do the killing.'

B. Banner: "Do you realize how bad this sort of thing makes you look? You're lucky people don't know your real identity when you do this stuff or else you would have been swatted a long time ago!"

Kaleb: "Yes, I know, Doctor. How else am I going to catch the murderer of my parents?"

N. Fury: "Well, we received intel from Romanoff saying you went on a killing spree several months ago. Did Y/N assist you in killing anyone?"

Kaleb: "Well, he did help me, but unlike me, Y/N does not kill! He told me, he's not interested in being a killer, being with Deapool or a mercenary like me! Besides I don't really remember ever killing people during those months."

Steve: "He sounds a lot more similar to Parker. And good thing he and Black Widow mentioned to us that Y/N would never kill anyone."

B. Banner: "I'm still surprised that he let Kaleb do all the killing."

Kaleb: "Not to be rude, but we can change the subject and focus on me?"

All Might: "I agree. We'll have a word with Young Y/N once we find him."

Kaleb: "So why am I here exactly, besides me on a murderer spree that I may or may not remember happening or taking part in?"

Steve: "Well we noticed your association with the Sinister Seven and Dr. Curt Conners. You've aided them in lots of things that involved Parker."

Kaleb: "Listen, I didn't let them kill Petey when they had a chance but I didn't let them get arrested and helped them up but I never really... aided them that much."

B. Banner: "Are you aware that Parker will notice that you're with the Sinister Seven? He won't like this."

Kaleb: "He may or may not know but why does it matter?! Things were already awkward during and a little bit after that fight in Germany! But here's the best part about that... Peter got to go home safe and sound with a few bruises. I had to be tased, cuffed, arrested and sent to 'Ole Belle Reve'. Yes, the Prison in Union City is known for having the highest mortality rate in the entire prison system because I believed your Cable wannabe friend was innocent... I was right though so it was definitely worth the prison sentence and sacrifice. I didn't get a big sentence or anything like that thanks to me fighting Electro and Leatherhead's smartass cousin. It was still a big sentence, but Mrs. Whatshername told me to get ready for a little team she put together. Unfortunately, there were two teams which were the A team and the other that was basically cannon fodder. Guess which one I was in... Dr. Banner, I have seen shit during that night that I can never unsee... I know shit that would make Cap regret wearing that flag on his suit. The main point is that even if Parker knew, it wouldn't make a fucking difference on where we're at and I would never let them hurt him!!!"

The heroes said nothing from what they heard from Kaleb. Suddenly, the tower's receiving a call and as Nick Fury answers on the main computer, there on the screen is the Level 10 S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent.

Natasha: "Director Fury!"

N. Fury: "Romanoff! Progress report."

Natasha: "I've infiltrated the enemy's fortress in the old Hydra bunker."

Kaleb: "Wait, already?! You sent Romanoff to the base?!"

Steve: "Any information we needed?"

Natasha: "I was able to look into the secret plans and see where they're gonna advance to. There's also a secret emergency plan where they can hide out if something were to happen and there's a top secret project they're working on."

B. Banner: "What's the name of the project?"

Natasha: "It's called Project Shadow Y/N.

N. Fury: "Project Shadow Y/N?"

Natasha: "I'm surprised just as much as you all are."

Kaleb: "Oh shit, I know where something with a name like that is going... I've played enough Sonic games to know how to handle something like this."

All Might: "You know something like that from video games?"

Kaleb: "Yeah, but it's sort of a long story."

N. Fury: "Romanoff! Quick! Bring whatever information you found that's related to the project and bring it back here before you get caught!"

Natasha: "Don't worry, Director! I'm on my-"

????: "INTRUDER ALERT!!!"

???? #2: Hey! Stop right there!!!"

Gunshots were heard as the call screen glitched and faced a robot duplicate that looked a lot like Y/N with glowing red eyes.

????: *Spoke in a deep grave voice* "It's too late."

The call abruptly ended as the robot punched the screen.

Steve: "Nat? Nat?!"

N. Fury: "Romanoff, do you copy?!"

Kaleb: "It ain't gonna work, but that thing didn't look friendly. Now I could be completely wrong but I think this might have a lot of connections to something." *Looks at the audience as he says it* "Either way, we need to find that base and get Romanoff back!"

All Might: "Was that Y/N L/N?!"

B. Banner: That looks like Y/N, but I don't think that's the real Y/N."

N. Fury: "Whoever he is, he must have Natasha imprisoned! We'll have to find her in the old Hydra Bunker!"

With perfect timing, Tony arrived.

Tony: "I've scanned that bunker and it's pretty much guarded from head to toe. They almost shot me down when they saw me."

Steve: "Heavily guarded, huh? We'll have to find some way to sneak in and get her out."

Fury gave himself a few minutes to think and it didn't take long for him to organize how to rescue Natasha and what to do with Kaleb.

N. Fury: "It's decided. Kaleb, I'm afraid you're going to be taken to S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ until we rescue Natasha and/or further notice."

Tony: "In addition, making contact with Peter, Wade or anybody else is strictly prohibited."

Kaleb: "Oh that's bullshit! I have a right to leave here and I would if Coulson and Maria didn't have their tasers on them..."

B. Banner: "Sorry, kid, but it's the only option we've got and it's policy for your crimes."

N. Fury: "That's enough. Avengers, get ready. Initiate Operation: Rescue Romanoff!"

Nick and the other Avengers made their exit while Coulson and Maria took Kaleb to a loading truck filled with other S.H.I.E.L.D agents as he sat down between two of them and they drove off to S.H.I.E.L.D Headquarters. The air was tense and the ride was silent.

Kaleb: "Man, this is a long ride.. Anyone got a good show tune or watched any good movies? I saw that Captain America Musical a while ago and it was pretty good." *Exhales through his nose* "Alright, fine whatever..." *Uses his mouth to give his cuffs to someone* "Can you hold this for me, please? My hands are a bit mutilated here."

S.H.I.E.L.D Agent: *Takes the cuffs* "Yeah, sure."

Kaleb: "Thanks."

S.H.I.E.L.D Agent: "Hey, wait a minute-"

The agent was elbowed in the stomach as the other agents stood up and tried to attack Kaleb but he managed to block them, absorb the blow or dodge them and let friendly fire ensue. Meanwhile, Coulson and Maria were in the front and discussing the current plan.

Coulson: "I mean Kaleb is a good kid at times, but Y/N letting him kill people? "

Maria: "He said he doesn't remember killing those people which doesn't really make sense. I have reason to believe it's his symbiotes that are fueling his bloodrage which is why he can't remember much of it."

Coulson: "That's true, like how do you not remember killing people in a blood rage or bloodthristy murder spree?"

They felt the fighting going on in the back of the truck and soon pulled over to see what was going on. Coulson opened the door to see the agents knocked out and a huge hole on the roof.

Coulson: "Oh c'mon! Where the hell did he go?!"

Needle was jumping from place to place and retreating to Kaleb's current residence.

Needle: "Ha ha!! Suckers! Should've kept their guards up."

Insanity: "Agreed."

Kaleb: "Are Coulson and the others following us?"

Needle: *Saw the truck turning around* "That's a yes! This is gonna be bumpy!"

Needle sped up as the agents were hot on their tail.

Coulson: *On communicator* "Attention all agents! Kaleb Haley has escaped and headed in the opposite direction! Track him down and capture him! Bring him back alive!"

Insanity: "Guess Coulson is calling backup! We have to hurry!"

Needle: "Don't worry, we can lose them if we run fast enough!!"

Needle kept jumping from building to building while agents tried to catch up and shoot at him but he managed to shoot spikes at the cars and stop them long enough to evade them. Needle stopped once he landed on the roof of a nearby building and sat on the floor.

Kaleb: *Panting* "That... Was close... C'mon we're almost home."

Needle: "We can't go to your apartment, Oscorp or to any other place the Sinister Seven reside at. We can't go to DP's place either..."

Kaleb: "Luckily I know just the spot where we can hide for a bit."

Insanity took over and swung a couple miles to a nearby home in Union City. He landed into a nearby dumpster and climbed out of it as he carefully opened the door and walked in.

Kaleb: "Hello, sunshine!"

Blind Al: "Hello, Wade Jr."

Kaleb: "Ah, Al, sorry about the intrusion, I just wanted to crash here until something blows over that's been going on." *Takes off his shoes* "Oh fuck, my dogs are mooing tonight. You may be wondering who that old lady is. Well like I said, there's no place like home and this was one of the many homes I lived in during my hunt for David fuckface. Wade talked to Al, his old roommate or secret lover, about me living here and she didn't give a rat's ass as long as I paid rent. Al is one crazy son of a bitch but always felt like a Granny to me."

Needle: "Hi, Al!"

Al: "Hey, Needle. Upside to blindness, I never saw what Needle and Insanity looked like."

Kaleb: "Believe me, you don't wanna but how's the cumin?"

Al: "It's called the cunin and I got rid of that thing a while ago but the Kallax is an improvement."

Kaleb: "Oh please, it's just white and it doesn't have a back to it. At least with the cunin, I can store all my video games and my Glover collection. Besides, I had to pay good money for that Kallax! "Good with hands and has money," as it said on the ad DP gave me or would you like me to pay and build everything and you pay rent?!"

Al: "What the hell are you so cranky for?!"

Kaleb: "I'm sorry for snapping, Al. I've just escaped the clutches of agents that arrested me for mass murder and I'm technically on the run now and wanted for said murders I committed and the sleazy dick wad that killed my parents has ran off to who knows where! I'd get some closure but let's face it, I might as well suck a pity dick or some shit."

Al: "Just be careful about the outside, Kaleb."

Kaleb: "Don't worry. I will."

Kaleb headed to Deadpool's old room to think to himself and come up with a better plan.

Meanwhile... with David...

David had driven back to the old hydra bunker where the drug trafficking and private project files were at. He opened the car door and stumbled into the bunker.

David was getting his wounds cleaned and stitched up by one of his goons as he was contemplating to himself.

"David Crossbones!" (Kaleb's arch nemesis and Murderer of his Parents!)

David: "I found out who has been stopping our little drug trafficking operations for the past year or so. I want you to find everything about him, where he lives, what he's doing, I want you to find him and bring him to me!"

Bad guy: "Yes, sir!"

David: "Get Neo and tell him to ready himself for whatever he can turn into so we can lure that kid over here! Find any connections to the people he's killed over the last couple of months! Don't forget, if the video gamer is still out there, bring him to me! Alive or otherwise!"

His men heeded his orders as they went to work immediately on finding Kaleb. Just then, Metal Y/N's brother arrived as he was turning back from Black Widow, into his original form. He was known as Neo Metal Y/N!

"Neo Metal Y/N!" (Metal Y/N's Brother and Shapeshifting Sabotager!)

Neo Metal Y/N: "Crossbones. I entrusted you to find me the Symbiote King and my brother's loathsome copy."

David: "A-and that's what we're gonna do! We'll get those two and bring them to you as you asked us."

Neo Metal Y/N: "If you fail this assignment..." *Turns his right arm in a blaster* "I'll take your life for the loss of theirs! So don't mess this up!"

David: *Gulped in fear* "Y-y-y-yes, sir."

Neo Metal Y/N: "Now if you'll excuse me, I must find the Avengers and copy their data."

David: "Will I still have that Russian chick?"

Neo only glared at Crossbones as yelling was heard from the outside and noises were heard.

Neo Metal Y/N: "Guess the call was successful." *Looks at the entrance camera to see Steve, Bruce, Nick and Tony fighting people* "This won't take long. Remember, Crossbones, do not fail me."

Neo Metal transformed back to Black Widow and prepared himself for battle and left David in his private quarters alone.

David: *Mumbled* " So much for getting Romanoff all to myself. I'm gonna find those brats even if it kills me."

Meanwhile, the Avengers were outside the bunker fighting off David's soldiers. Sure enough, there was no problem with them at all, but they'll be in for a nasty surprise.

Hulk: "HULK SMASH PUNY MEN!!!"

Capt. America: "Black Widow has to be around here somewhere."

Iron Man: "We'll find her. J.A.R.V.I.S., Scan for any sign of Black Widow."

J.A.R.V.I.S.: "I'm using thermal vision now, sir."

N. Fury: "While you do that, Iron Man, the Captain and I will search half of the bunker for her."

Hulk: "HULK WILL STAY WITH IRON MAN."

Capt. America: "Right. Spread out and search."

Iron Man and Hulk distracted the guards while Captain America and Fury went down into the bunker and searched for Black Widow. They walked around the somewhat empty bunker for a few hours later, but still no sign of the Level 10 agent. A little while later, the Avengers searched everywhere and finally they met up with each other outside the bunker in an abandoned air base.

Capt. America: "Any luck?"

Hulk: "HULK ONLY FOUND NOTHING."

N. Fury: "We mustn't lose hope. Natasha could be anywhere around here."

Black Widow: "Yes, indeed I could."

Sure enough, Black Widow made her appearance as she jumped off a Hydra QuadCopter and landed in front of the heroes.

N. Fury: "Natasha!"

Capt. America: "Good to see that you're okay."

Natasha: "Stow it, Captain! You kept me waiting long enough!

N. Fury: "That's no way to say that, Black Widow!"

Iron Man: "Something's wrong, Director. What do you think, J.A.R.V.I.S.?"

J.A.R.V.I.S.: "According to the thermal scanner, it says it's not Natasha's real ID. In other terms, that's not really Natasha!"

Iron Man: "Huh. Guess we'll have to find out, won't we?"

Hulk: "WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE'S THE REAL BLACK WIDOW!?!?"

Natasha: "You must be The Incredible Hulk. Hmph! Is that anyway to treat a lady!?"

N. Fury: "Iron Man, if J.A.R.V.I.S. says it's not really Natasha, then who is this imposter?" *Points to the Black Widow faker*

Iron Man: "Don't know, but they have a reason for this."

Capt. America: "Only warning. Bring us the Real Black Widow!"

Natasha: "You'll have to get her yourself through me!"

Iron man charged his blaster and aimed it at Natasha but Hulk charged at her and tackled her. Just as he got close to Black Widow, she grabbed Hulk with her strength and threw him at the Avengers.

Natasha: "Is that the best you can do, Green Giant? I've battled stronger opponents than you."

Hulk: *Growled* "HULK SMASH IMPOSTOR!!!"

Hulk then smashed the ground in front of Natasha which made her launch up in the air as Iron Man punched her in the gut. Paying back, the imposter tackled the rich playboy and rapidly punched him without any mercy. During the attack, Tony was resisting the blows and charged up his arm cannon and took aim but was unable to fire until Captain America threw his shield at Natasha which distracted her long enough for Tony to blast her with the charged up beam. Iron Man fired energy shots from his arm cannon and the impostor was knocked back while Fury shot her and kept shooting until the impostor punched him in the stomach and threw him back onto the ground.

Natasha: "The fearless S.H.I.E.L.D. Director, Nicholas Fury. Hmph! You really are a complete weakling!"

N. Fury: "You know well Black Widow would never speak to her allies like that!"

Capt. America: "Show yourself, you impostor!"

Natasha: "I guess I need all of you to witness my own power."

The impostor charged up their skills with their own power of mojo and chaos energy.

Natasha: "I did forget to mention I did some training on my own here."

J.A.R.V.I.S. "Sir! The scouter in the Iron Suit has gone off the charts!"

Iron Man: "Whoever we're fighting, the power levels have gone off scale."

Natasha: "How about I show you my blasters?"

The impostor changed their arms into blasters and shot Iron Man and Captain America which they dodged in time.

Capt. America: "Man! Can Natasha do that?!"

Iron Man: "That depends on if you guys have any other secrets we can use against her."

N. Fury: "Not that I can think of at the moment!"

Iron Man: "Aside from that, watch your back."

The Natasha impostor fired more powerful shots which the Captain used his shield to parry the attacks. Meanwhile, Nick and the Hulk have ambushed the faker while their guard was down. Hulk threw Nick at the impostor and tackled her as Iron Man charged up his blaster.

Natasha: "Foolish Fury! Let me go!"

N. Fury: "Not until you tell us where the REAL Black Widow is!"

The One-eyed hero holds down the faker's arm blasters as Iron Man destroys the arm cannons by blasting them. Fortunately for the impostor, they still have more tricks up their sleeves.

Natasha: "I'm not finished yet, you troublesome fools!"

The Black Widow faker charged straight towards Nick and rapidly attacked with a Vulcan Jab and did a Rising Break. Fortunately for Director Fury, Hulk punched the impostor by the side and slammed them on the ground multiple times and finally let her go.

Hulk: "HMPH. PUNY FAKER."

Capt. America: "Did we win?"

Iron Man: "Not yet. It's time to show this villain what we're made of!"

Natasha: "I won't lose that easily!"

N. Fury: "Whoever you are, you won't get away with this!"

Iron Man: "Get ready, everyone!"

Hulk: "HULK SMASH!!!"

Hulk pounds the ground the impostor was standing on and launches them in the air. Next, Captain America threw his shield at them which knocked them back as Tony used all the beams he had and shot them at them, giving everything he had. And finally, Hulk did a final blow by punching the impostor with his own fist and it launched them into an abandoned hangar. At last the heroes won the ordeal.

Iron Man: "Come on. Let's check in there." *Points to the hangar*

As they entered the abandoned hangar they found Natasha's impostor who was unconscious on the ground.

Steve: "Is... Is she dead?"

When the heroes approached the impostor's body, two heads of a monster and a mustached man popped out of the decoy model's chest!

Bowser Head: "BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Once again, the idiot Avengers took the bait!"

Capt. America: "It's a fake!!"

Iron Man: "I knew something was fishy going on here!"

N. Fury: "Where's Black Widow?!"

Eggman Head: "There's no need to worry, Director Fury. Your agent is locked away safely in our grasp."

Bowser Head: "If you ever want her back, bring me Y/N L/N and the Symbiote King! You have until the end of the week to find them, or else you'll never see her again!"

Eggman & Bowser Heads: "Muhahahaha!! GWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Hulk: "GRRR! HULK SMASH!!!"

Iron Man: "Save your energy, Hulk. It's not worth it."

Capt. America: "What do we do now?"

N. Fury: "....I believe these two have something to do with Natasha's disappearance."

Hulk had shrunken down as Bruce Banner had reverted to his original state.

B. Banner: "Whatever the case, we'll have to bring this thing back to HQ and study it to see who or what exactly this thing is. We'll also have to see what to do with the ultimatum we've been given."

N. Fury: "I'll call Coulson and Hill to get a status report on him." *Calls them* "Agent Coulson and Agent Hill, what's your status on the kid? Did you get him back to headquarters yet?"

Coulson: "Director Fury! I have terrible news! Kaleb Haley has escaped!"

N. Fury: "WHAT?!?!"

Hill: "We have all of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents on the hunt for him!"

N. Fury: "Did any of them find him?!"

Hill: "Not yet, sit. We'll find him but he isn't in any of the places we thought he would most likely be in."

N. Fury: "....Kaleb's becoming stubborn as a mule. Don't give up the hunt, Coulson! Kaleb could be anywhere! Give me an update once you or Hill get a lead!"

Coulson & Hill: "Yes, sir! Over & out!" *Call ended*

Iron Man: "Kaleb's escaped, didn't he?"

N. Fury: "Unfortunately, yes. The agents are on the hunt for him."

Capt. America: "Great. That's what we needed."

B. Banner: "Perhaps we need to call in more of the Marvel Heroes."

Iron Man: "We have a Hulk, so we'll have the advantage against the people that took Natasha. We just have to keep Kaleb and Y/N away from their base as long as possible. J.A.R.V.I.S, do you know the location of their lair?"

J.A.R.V.I.S.: "I'm analyzing the decoy... but it doesn't look like one."

Iron Man: "Try the decoy heads."

J.A.R.V.I.S scanned the head and found the location of where Bowser and Eggman are hiding.

J.A.R.V.I.S: "Sir, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that I've located the kidnappers' hideout. It's in a park called Slender's Woods."

Iron Man: "And the bad news?"

J.A.R.V.I.S.: "Y/N is on his way to the villains."

Capt. America: "Then I guess we'll have to stop him halfway!!"

N. Fury: "I'll call some agents here and secure the perimeter to see if anyone else is hiding."

Fury called some agents as Tony grabbed the imposter unaware it left a puddle of liquid metal and as they left, Neo Metal Y/N emerged from the puddle and chuckled sinisterly to himself.

Neo Metal Y/N: "Avenger life form data... successfully copied." *Walk back inside the bunker* "How lucky of me I was able to make the decoy lifelike."

David: *Peeks out of his hiding spot* "How did it go?"

Neo Metal Y/N: "All their data has been copied and they'll be going to the hideout in Slender's Woods."

David: "How can we stop them from getting to Y/N?"

Neo Metal Y/N: "We don't have to."

David: "Huh?"

Neo Metal Y/N: "You see, Bowser and the Doctor have given that child an ultimatum. Either he goes there in exchange for his friend's life, or they all die. He chooses correctly, I'll get data and the avengers and Y/N will rip each other apart due to different views and ideas."

David: "Then what should we do about the brat and this chick, Natasha?"

Neo Metal Y/N: "We still need Kaleb's data so that we can complete Project Shadow Y/N. And as for Black Widow, we don't see any use for her anymore. Setting her free might ruin our plans so I suggest we keep her with us until the Avengers get to where they need to be."

Bad guy: "Sir, sir!"

David: "What is it now?"

Bad guy: "We found old footage and the identity of the people killed."

The goon showed David the footage as he looked through it and eventually saw the Casino guy being led into a room by Emma and Kaleb paying her for helping out.

David: "That bitch!!! Kaleb had another accomplice!!"

Bad guy: "That's not it. He wasn't alone in finding you!"

David: "Keep rollin!"

The goon showed David and Neo Metal another footage which took place on the trafficking ship. The footage showed Y/N freeing the girls the drug guy had captive and Kaleb sneaking into the file room while a mysterious figure followed him a few minutes later.

Flashback to the moment Kaleb drew his gun at the door...

Kaleb had aimed his gun at the person at the door as a lady had her hands up.

????: "Hey friendly! friendly!!"

Kaleb: "Uhhhh tight! What's a beautiful woman like you doing in a place like this?" *Approaches her*

????: "Beautiful now?"

Kaleb: "Of course~" *cups her chin*

????: Well that's really sweet and all but... *Turns into a guy* "I'm actually a guy."

Kaleb: Oh what the fuck?!

Kaleb freaked out as he backed away and accidentally knocked over one of the file cabinets.

Kaleb: "Who are you?!"

????: "You may call me Jack. Jack Knight."

Jack Knight! (Manipulation Master and Stealthy Hero of the Future!)

Kaleb: "Whoa! How did you do that?!"

Jack: "I never reveal my secrets."

Kaleb: "Well if you say so, Jack. You did fooled me when you were in your lady impression."

Jack: *Looks at Kaleb* "Say, aren't you the new Symbiote King from the news a couple months ago?"

Kaleb: "Sure am! I'm Kaleb Haley, by the way."

Jack: "Nice to meet you, Kaleb." *Shook hands with Kaleb* "Hope I wasn't interrupting something you're doing."

Kaleb: "Not really."

Jack: "So what are you doing here, Kaleb?"

Kaleb: "Well... my parents were murdered after I made my speech and I'm trying to find the who sent them and pay him pack."

Jack: "Oh... I'm sorry for your losses."

Kaleb: "Don't worry, once I find where this David guy is hiding, I'll make him scream like a pig. The unholy acts upon him will be disturbing as all hell."

Jack: *Sweatdropped* "Um... I got nothing to say for that."

Kaleb: "Well why are you here? Not to sound rude but you kinda just barged in here."

Jack: "Listen, I just need some files of my own. I'm just here on a mission that no one's allowed to know except me."

Kaleb: "That's understandable. Listen, do whatever you want, just don't stand in the way and we'll be fine."

Jack: "For once, I agree."

Kaleb: "Also, if you run into my friend, Y/N, you can ask him whatever you need."

Jack: "I'll be alright on my own, thank you."

Kaleb: "Sure, no problem! Here." *throws his card at him* "Give me a call when your mission's over or go over to 'Sister Margaret's' for a drink or two."

Jack: "Right." *Catches the card*

Jack turned back into his female counterpart, Jane Knight and left the room as Needle took form and climbed up the wall.

End of flashback...

David threw the phone to the wall as it broke.

David: "We had a spy in our midst and no one said anything?! That brat is a step closer to me! What happened after that? Where did that two timing ass go?!"

Bad guy: "Well after the raid, the kid named Y/N L/N took out every guard on the ship. After they left, we never found Jack but even if we did, he would have killed 100 of us in three seconds!"

David: *Growls and grits his teeth in anger* "Then we'll have to find those accursed meddlers and exterminate them!"

Neo Metal Y/N only glared at the Y/N that was in the video as the bad guy gave David a file.

David: "The hell is this?!"

Bad guy: "One of the people that helped Kaleb and Y/N get information about you. The girl in this file is Emma Grace, one of the women the gambling guy you worked with."

Neo Metal Y/N: "Is there connection to her and Y/N or Kaleb?"

Bad guy: "They both met her at the Casino where they took out one of the boss' key followers. They must've paid her to help them."

David: "That double-crosser! How dare she!"

Bad guy: "Apparently, she wanted to be away from the gambler because he kept abusing her and treated her nothing but a slave."

David: "Where is she now?! I want you to find her and bring her to me alive!! Maybe then that little shit will come here and we can kill him!"

Bad guy: "Well she still works in the casino but we have when she comes in, where she lives, it all depends on what you wanna do."

David: "I know how we'll do it." *Points to Neo* "And you're helping me!"

Neo Metal Y/N: "I accept it, because I need the data of the Symbiote King. Although, I recommend you need to be patient. If you rush me, I won't hesitate to kill you myself. Do you understand?" *In a menacing way*

David: "F-fine... We'll wait for the right time."

Neo Metal Y/N: "Good."

A few hours later...

Now our scene changes to the Symbiote King having a new plan as to how he can catch David and kill him. He left the room after a hard day of planning and had dinner with Blind Al.

Kaleb: "Y'know, Al, you really know how to make a meal."

Al: "Well, I have my own ways, Kaleb. Despite my blindness."

Kaleb: "Well you really outdid yourself. It's delicious!"

Al: "Well you cook too for your lady friends."

Kaleb: "Well I'm more Italian than American so it's in my blood to cook for a woman. The meal was really good, thanks. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready and kill the ass that killed my parents."

Al: "Enjoy getting back at him, Kaleb."

Kaleb: "Oh, I will alright."

Kaleb exited Al's apartment and back to his apartment. Kaleb looked through the map and his phone to try and call Y/N, Maurice and Nick but none of them ever answered.

Kaleb: "He must be still on his field trip. Well, no matter. If I can't get the most powerful guy I know, I might as well get the second most powerful guy I know."

Kaleb left his apartment and started heading towards the mercenary bar known as "Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Children." He went inside and was greeted by the bartender, Weasel.

Weasel: "Kaleb, I told you about coming in here!"

Kaleb: "Well hello to you too. Besides, it's only until I drink something that you can kick me out. I'm just here to look for some people that can help me do something."

Weasel: "Well go on ahead but some guy is here to see you. He's sitting at one of the booths over there."

He motioned towards one of the booths where Jack was sitting in and drinking something. Kaleb walked over and sat in front of Jack.

Kaleb: "I take it that your mission is complete?"

Jack: "Hmph. I've completed far more dangerous missions."

Kaleb: "Hope you don't mind doing something with me."

Jack: "As long as it doesn't involve doing any criminal activity."

Kaleb: "Your timing can't be perfect. You see I need to hunt down the murderer of my parents."

Jack: "And so you need my assistance, correct?"

Kaleb: "Yep, pretty much."

Jack: "Hmm... Well, Kaleb, your not much a criminal to me despite what I saw on the news and I despise murderers, so I'll help you out with your issue."

Kaleb: "I can't thank you enough, man! I appreciate the help!"

Jack: "Don't mention it. So, do you have a plan to catch this murderer?"

Kaleb: "Maximum effort. Also guns... Lot's of them. You're also one of the only people I can really talk to right now due to S.H.I.E.L.D's.... Interference..."

Jack: "It's pretty obvious I can manipulate my body to form into anyone I want."

Kaleb: "I wish I can do that and your female form but now's not the time for weird, illegal affair things."

Jack: "Agreed. So maximum effort is the plan?"

Kaleb: Yep and lot's of guns. C'mon I'll take you to my apartment and we'll get them and go get someone else to help us. Thankfully I know someone that can help us with transportation. To the Dopmobile!!"

Jack: "Hopefully this will be worth it."

Insert Batman logo spin here...

Jack and Kaleb were in the backseat of a taxi that belonged to Dopinder, Deadpool's driver.

Kaleb: "Hey, thanks for driving us to the apartment, Dopinder!"

Dopinder stopped in front of Kaleb's apartment as the two exited it.

Dopinder: "Don't forget to pay the fare."

Kaleb: "Don't worry, I got your crisp high five right here!"

Jack: "I'll pay the fare." *Pays Dopinder the money*

Kaleb: "He only accepts high fives, Jack."

Jack sighed and gave Dopinder a high five and walked into the apartment building and went into his own apartment.

Kaleb: "Here we are! Home sweet home! Sorry if it's a bit of a mess, I sometimes have Needle and Insanity to keep me company."

Jack: "Who's Needle and Insanity?"

Needle: "He means us."

Needle and Insanity popped their heads out of Kaleb and finally met Jack.

Needle: "Mr. Jack Knight, I presume."

Jack: "You're looking at him."

Insanity: "I'm Insanity and this is Needle. We're Kaleb's Symbiotes."

Jack: "It's nice to meet you two."

Kaleb: "Now that you three have met, let's discuss the plan. I said maximum effort and lot's of guns but we might also need a way to get into the old Hydra bunker where he currently resides in."

Jack: "I've developed a strategy on how to sneak in. I've got a feelin some of the Hydra members are still alive and who knows what they'll plan next."

Kaleb: "Well fortunately, it's just got them and nothing too powerful so we should be fine."

At the Devil's Casino...

Emma was doing her night shift at her job at the casino. During her shift, she couldn't help but worry about Kaleb due to what she saw in the news. She was also a little more happier now that the gambler was horribly gutted and out of her hair. She was getting some more drinks for the contenders but was then stopped by one of the managers.

Manager: "Hey, Emma."

Emma: "Hm? Yeah, what is it?"

Manager: "Remember that boyfriend of yours who came here?"

Emma: *Blushes* "H-he not my boyfriend. But yes, I remember Kaleb, what about him?"

Manager: "Sure he's not. He and his friend are here to see you."

Emma: "Where are they?"

Manager: "They want to meet you in the guest room for something private."

Emma: "Okay. I'll go see them. Thanks, sir!" *Walks off to the guest room.*

Manager: "If your boyfriend and his friend tries anything funny, they'll pay the price big time!"

Emma: "Relax, I can take care of myself! He's still not my boyfriend."

Emma walks in the guest room to see Kaleb sitting on the bed and sees her at the entrance.

Kaleb: "Good to see you again."

Emma: "I've been worried about you! I saw the news and everything!!"

Kaleb: "Oh, Emma... You don't have to worry about me. Besides, I never really got David."

Kaleb walked towards Emma as she was a little nervous. He then cupped her chin and the two looked into each other's eyes. He then put both hands on his cheeks and gave them a little squeeze which caused Emma to grab his hands but Kaleb kept squeezing and adding pressure onto her which gave her discomfort.

Emma: "Ow, ow. Kaleb? That's enough now!"

She was then lifted off the ground and a little cracking was heard as Kaleb smiled sadistically and his eyes glowing red.

Kaleb: "You have Kaleb Haley to thank for this."

Emma: "Who are you?!"

Kaleb didn't answer as he headbutted Emma and knocked her out. The impostor dropped her as he transformed into Neo Metal Y/N! David then came out of the bathroom.

David: "That was quick. Now to get that brat."

Neo Metal Y/N: "That won't be a problem. We'll lure him to the bunker by using the girl. He won't hesitate to rescue her."

David: "Right. Let's get out here."

Neo Metal Y/N turned back into Kaleb as they stuffed her in the car without anyone noticing. Unfortunately, Emma's manager walked outside and saw 'Kaleb' and David putting Emma in David's car.

Emma's manager: "Hey! What are you doing?!"

David: *Noticed Emma's boss* "Oh! Um... She knocked herself out and she needed to be back home for... Medical reasons."

Manager: "As if I would believe such a stupid lie-"

The manager was punched in the face by David as he jumped into the car and started it. Neo got Emma into the car successfully and jumped into the passenger seat. Emma's manager tried to go after the car but he couldn't keep up as the duo drove back to the Hydra Bunker.

David: "Holy shit, that was intense!"

Neo Metal Y/N: "Hmph. Well at least it worked. Let's get her ready for her special date with the brat."

David: "Way ahead of you, Neo."

Meanwhile... Back with Kaleb...

Kaleb had just discussed the plan to the people he recruited.

Kaleb: "Alright, thanks for listening to this ultimate plan! Any questions?"

Someone raised their hand which Kaleb pointed to. This lady was a friend he worked with once or twice, Gwen Stacy otherwise known as Gwenpool.

"Gwenpool!" (The Pink Ghost!)

Gwenpool: "I have a question."

Kaleb: "And that is?"

Gwenpool: "Well... Do you get the feeling that David is working with someone else?"

Kaleb: "You know I never thought of that. Guess it explains Project Shadow Y/N which might have something to do with Eggman. Now, I can fight alongside you two but I think we're gonna need muscle in this team!"

Jack: "Not to sound obvious, but do any of your symbiotes have big muscles for the team?"

Needle: "Oh I do. I'm a guy with lots of muscle!"

Kaleb: "Alright so we have muscles thanks to Needle, human shield thanks to Gwenpool."

Gwenpool: "Wait, what?"

Kaleb: "I'm kidding! You're the one with the big boom. Powerful guy on the team which is Jack and... No, that's it. Insanity is the fast and agile one. This should be nice, quick and with no consequences for us except for David's head bitten off of his body."

Just then, Kaleb's phone went off. As he answered it...

Kaleb: "Kaleb Haley here."

????: "Hello, Kaleb."

Kaleb: "Who is this?"

David: "I'm Crossbones, David Crossbones. You caught me off guard when you destroyed my most trusted men."

Kaleb: "And I'd do it again too! They had it coming! Why are you calling?!"

Emma: "Kaleb?!"

David: "Oi! Be quiet!"

Kaleb: "Emma!? What have you done with her!?"

David: "Nothing unfortunately. You're lucky Neo doesn't want me to damage the item. If it were up to me however... I would do all that I could since she helped a weak boy like you.

Kaleb: "You little...! And who's Neo?!"

Neo Metal Y/N: "Greetings, Haley. My loathsome copy's friend."

Kaleb: "You... You sound like Y/N. You're behind Project Shadow Y/N aren't you?!"

Neo Metal Y/N: "I'm part of the project, yes but my creators are the ones making it and I'm just assisting out with finalizing it. Listen here... If you want your little girlfriend back, you must come to the old Hydra Bunker and we'll settle this in our own way. See you soon, Haley."

Neo hung up and crushed Emma's phone.

Kaleb: "Mother..." *Throws his phone on the ground* "Fucker!!"

Kaleb started destroying things in his apartment to try and calm himself down for a while.

Jack: "Jesus, what the hell did they say in the call?"

Kaleb: "They fucking took my girl!"

Gwenpool: "What?!"

Kaleb: *Growled in Anger* "When I find them, I'll rip out their organs, I'm gonna skull fuck their bullet holes! I-I'm gonna make them breed with sea animals!!"

Jack: "Calm down, Kaleb. We'll rescue your girlfriend and stop David and Neo."

Insanity: "Save your anger for the battle, kid. All the corruption in you..."

Needle: "It'll certainly change you. We can definitely use it to make the fight more interesting."

Kaleb: "We can't waste any time on this. I know someone who'll take us to the Hydra Bunker. Come on! We've got work to do!"

Kaleb grabbed all the guns in his apartment and stuffed them into the duffel bag. He then grabbed a Guitar Hero guitar and wore it and got ready for the drive to the bunker. After a ride from the dopmobile, Kaleb walked up to the front door of someone's house and knocked on the door.

Kaleb: "All Might! I know you're in there!"

All Might didn't open the door, instead it was Katsumi Bakugou, Katsuki's female twin sister.

Kaleb: "Sasuke! But blonde!"

Katsumi: "Fuck, you're a weeb."

Kaleb: *Laughs* "Fake laughter, real pain. I know you're into that shit! Still the same, just like your brother."

Katsumi: "Pfft! What do you want?"

Kaleb: "Where's your dad, Small Might?"

Katsumi: "He's out doing lame hero stuff. Why?"

Kaleb: "Well fuck me with a broom handle... I just needed him because the shit eater that killed my parents has my girl and I need the number one hero to help me. In exchange, I would consider joining the avengers but since he's not here, I'll have to go with the big... 6? You're all practically the same so would it really matter which one I chose? Also not all of us would fit in the car."

Katsumi: "So you're asking for my help, huh?"

Kaleb: "Unfortunately... Can you guys help me? You six are practically the strongest ones in the class."

Katsumi: "Heh, the Symbiote King needs my help, eh?"

Kaleb: "YES!! Will you help me or not?!"

Katsumi: "Well, since you asked me, I'll help you out with this once."

Kaleb: "Thank you. Now let's get one of the Todorokis and Midoriyas."

Katsumi: "Do we have to?"

Kaleb: "Yes, yes we do. Suck it up."

Katsumi: "Jackass..."

Kaleb: "Yeah yeah, I dig you too. Now let's go!"

A few moments later...

Dopinder started driving them to the bunker with a cab full of passengers.

Kaleb: "Remind me to give you a couple high tens, Dopinder."

Dopinder: "Yes, sir. So what exactly are they doing here?"

Kaleb: "Well, Small Dick couldn't help cause of his hero work so we had to settle for his kids but if they help me out get the cumshot that his mother should have swallowed of a murderer, I would consider joining the Avengers or some "B"s. Y'know I just realized we could be a team... X... Squad. No that's stupid. The Team Kaleb Branch, a part of Team Y/N but a different version."

Katsuki: "That sounds stupid."

Kaleb: "Oh! I got it! Task X force."

Jack: "Just stop."

Kaleb: "Ok... We'll call it Team Alpha K for now."

Dopinder: "So what's our plan?"

Kaleb: "Dopinder, I'm not letting you join. You're one of my best men and to lose you... I would anal probe and kill everyone in this car and then myself and that's no joke."

Jack: "What Kaleb means is he doesn't want you to get hurt."

Dopinder: "I understand..."

Kaleb: "Now, quick! I'm starting to worry about Emma!"

Dopinder: "Don't worry. Wade showed me a shortcut to the bunker!"

Dopinder took a turn into an open field and floored it.

At the Hydra Bunker...

They soon arrived at the bunker as the new team exited out of the taxi.

Kaleb: "Alright team, let's make a difference to the world." *Goofy laugh and gives Dopinder high ten*

Izuku: "Right!"

Jack: "We'll see you later, Dopinder."

Dopinder: "Good luck on the mission!"

Kaleb: "Thanks. Now... Let's do this!"

Jack: "Okay. Beta K, Izumi, Katsumi, The Todoroki Twins and I will look for Emma."

Izuku: "And Alpha K, Me, Kacchan, Gwenpool and Kaleb will look for Crossbones."

Kaleb: "Any other questions?'

Gwenpool: "...Alpha K rules!"

Kaleb: "Not a question but let's get in there and get that frat house orgy result!" *Gives Gwenpool a good chunk of his guns and bazooka* "Use the Bazooka in case of emergency and use it wisely because you only get one shot."

Gwenpool: "Cool! Thanks!"

Kaleb: "Anyone else want a gun? I got knives and a pack of gum if anyone wants one?"

Shoto: "No thanks. I have my own quirk."

Katsuki: "Same."

Kaleb: "Well more fun for me I guess. Well now we can get started with getting that asshat shitball."

Izuku: "You have a lot of colored commentary in you, huh?"

Jack: "No time. Let's get going!"

The team walked towards the abandoned bunker. Unaware, David and Neo were ready for them. The team splitted up into groups; One group to search for Emma and other finding the villains. Later on, Kaleb enters a warehouse and up from above...

????: "Kaleb Haley!!"

Kaleb and the rest of Team Alpha K looked up to see David Crossbones at last.

Kaleb: "YOU!!!"

Gwenpool: "There he is!"

David: "Here to see your girl huh?!"

Kaleb: "You better believe it!! Where is she?!"

David: "Don't worry, she's somewhere around here. Unfortunately, you'll never see her again." *Chuckles sinisterly*

Kaleb: "Don't you EVER say something like that!! I will kill you, you piece of shit!!"

David: "Good luck, you weakling! You couldn't even protect your own mommy and daddy from my men!"

Kaleb: *Growled in rage* "THAT DOES IT!!! NEEDLE!! SHOW HIM NO MERCY!!!"

Needle took over but was a little unstable due to Kaleb's anger and was bigger than usual as he started climbing the warehouse. While that was happening, some guys came out and tried to shoot the rest of Team Alpha K.

Needle: "Heeere's Needle!"

David: "Needle? That is the dumbest-"

The villain was interrupted when Needle grabbed him and mercilessly attacked him. Unaware to David the Symbiote King's bloodlust has reached a point where he could be unrecognizable. Needle punched and kicked every last body part of David until he coughed off blood.

David: *Coughed violently* "Please... Stop...! Have... Mercy...!"

Needle went back into Kaleb as he looked down at David and smiled sadistically at him.

Kaleb: "I'm showing you the same mercy you showed my parents!"

Kaleb grabbed the man by the neck and lifted him off the ground as he squeezed his neck and David started choking.

David: *Being choked* "What... are you... doing?!"

Kaleb: ".... Showing you mercy."

David was running out of breath until finally... He croaked. Kaleb wanted to make sure he had died by giving enough pressure to break his neck.

Kaleb: "Good riddance."

He then threw David's dead body to the side and tried to calm himself down a little to no avail.

Needle: "Nice going, kid! You showed him not to mess with you."

Kaleb: "He deserved such a death as you deserve to bite his head off."

Insanity: "Let's go find Emma and get out of here."

Kaleb: "Agreed."

While Needle bit the murderer's head off, a bunch of David's men aimed their guns up at him and started shooting but couldn't hit him. Kaleb grabbed David's headless bottom and threw it down at the goons while he took the elevator down to the first floor he grabbed. After a couple minutes, the door opened and the guys aimed their guns at Kaleb but he was ready for them. He readied his guitar as Needle shields him from the bullets and Kaleb pressed the buttons on the guitar which caused it to make noise that made the guys hold their ears in pain and accidentally make Needle go back in as a result. He also grabbed one and stabbed someone mercilessly and kept gutting, beheading and killing the bad guys in the bloodiest way his blood lust could imagine.

Meanwhile...

Team Beta K were searching every corner of the bunker for Emma, but to no avail. Team Alpha K were handling the thugs as well as they were. A little while later, they reached the bunker's control room.

Jack: "Come in! Maybe this room will locate where Emma's held in."

Izumi: "I hope Emma-san is not hurt."

Katsumi: "Tch. She'll be fine."

Shoto: "Not if we hurry."

Jack: "No time for arguing. Let's go."

Team Beta K entered and Jack turned on the Closed-Circuit Television. Sure enough, they can see all the points of view from in and out of the bunker. They saw the room where Emma was being held captive.

Jack: "Come in, Alpha K!! We found the target!"

Katsuki: "Then hurry up and get to her! We'll meet you there!"

Jack: "Try not to be late!"

Izuku: That might take a while, Jack.

Katsumi: "The hell? Why?!"

Gwenpool: "David is dead, I repeat, David is dead!"

Izumi: "She's right! Look!!"

They looked at the footage to see David without his head and splat on the floor.

Shoto: "Was that..."

They looked to see Kaleb ripping through the large group of men that went after him.

Shoko: "That's Kaleb!"

Jack: "Why the hell is he killing all of them?"

Izuku: "David started making fun of him and saying that he wasn't able to protect his parents so Kaleb snapped. We have to find a way to calm him down!"

Jack: "Alright, Team Beta K and the rest of Alpha K, go and find Emma while I stop Kaleb from his rampage."

Everyone: Hai!!"

Jack ran off to find and everyone else left to find Emma. Needle was gnawing on one of the guy's heads as Jack made it to where he was.

Jack: "I think you've had enough, Kaleb. You're not acting like yourself.

Kaleb: "What do you mean? I'm perfectly fine! In fact, I feel better than ever."

Jack: "Really? Because we saw you on the bunker's cameras."

Kaleb: "This place has cameras?"

Jack: "It does and we saw you killing all these soldiers!"

Kaleb "So what?"

Jack: "Your anger and rage are taking over your life!"

Kaleb: "I'll be fine. Trust me! I just need to find Emma and we're outta here!"

Jack: "I've told the others to go and find her while I attend to your issues. We're not leaving until you snap out of it!"

Kaleb: "I'll be fine! Leave me alone!"

Jack: "I'm not leaving you here. I'm not afraid of you, Kaleb."

Kaleb: "....." *Smiles and laughs maniacally and mixed with Insanity and Needle's voice* "YOU WILL BE! MINE!!"

Jack: "The hard way it is."

Kaleb charged at Jack but before he could land a blow on him, Jack stepped aside as Kaleb stumbled a little.

Kaleb: "What... What's happening...?"

Jack: "I didn't want to do this Kaleb, but you left me no choice."

Jack punched Kaleb right in the jaw which caused him to fall to the floor as he groaned in pain.

Kaleb: "Ow... Fuck, that smarts." *Shakes his head and holds it* "Shit, what the hell happened?!"

Jack: "You've gone into bloodlust mode. And you've just killed David Crossbones."

Kaleb: "Oh good, what about Emma?"

Jack: "Team Alpha and Beta K are getting her thanks to the cameras here."

Gwenpool: "Come in, Team Alpha!"

Jack: "We're here, Gwenpool. I got Kaleb under control here."

Gwenpool: "Well we found Kaleb's little lady friend here."

Emma: "Kaleb?! Are you there?!"

Kaleb: "Emma! It's me! Are you okay!?"

Emma: "I'm fine. I'd thank you for rescuing me, but hurry! Neo Metal Y/N!"

Kaleb: "Where is he?

Neo Metal Y/N: "Hmmhmmhmm..."

Right on que, Neo Metal Y/N bursted through the wall and glared at the two.

Neo Metal Y/N: "Right here! Hello, Kaleb Haley!"

Kaleb: "Woah! You look exactly like my friend Y/N!"

Jack: "So your partners with David Crossbones, huh?"

Neo Metal Y/N: "That is correct! But now is not the time for chit chat. Now it's time to spill this weaklings' blood on the floor!"

Neo Metal Y/N flew towards Kaleb and tackled him out of the Warehouse wall as he rolled into the floor.

Kaleb: *Groaned as he got up* "You got some nerves, trying to steal my girl!"

Neo Metal Y/N: "Hmph! I'll make this as painless as possible!"

Just then, Gwenpool whistled at Neo Metal Y/N as he turned around to see Gwenpool holding a bazooka.

Gwenpool: "Hope you like the taste of bazookas!! Kaleb, get back!!"

Kaleb had healed and moved out of the way far enough for Gwenpool to shoot her Bazooka at the blue robot. As she shot her bazooka, the rocket headed straight for Neo but he managed to shield himself from the explosion as it hit the shield and blew up.

Neo Metal Y/N: "It'll take more than a rocket to stop me!"

Kaleb: "How about a Waluigi Launcher?!!!"

Kaleb aimed his Waluigi Launcher at Neo and fired a Waluigi at him. Unfortunately, it didn't work either.

Neo Metal Y/N: "Hmph! Let me show how a real pro does it!"

Neo Metal turned his arms into Nitroglycerin Cannon and locked his target.

Neo Metal Y/N: "Burn to death!!"

Before Neo Metal could deal the blow, Katsuki and Katsumi had used their own Nitroglycerin quirks to hurt him.

Katsuki: "DIE!!" *Keeps using his explosions on Neo* "Get out before you get blown up you idiot!!"

Neo Metal shielded himself from the explosive twins and at the right time, he grabbed them both with his hands and threw them at the heroes.

Neo Metal Y/N: "You heroes are no match against this superior robot!"

Izuku and Izumi grabbed Katsuki and Katsumi by the hand while they were in the air and started spinning around as they were doing their team move.

Katsuki and Katsumi: "Double Ex-Catapult!!!"

Before Neo could react, he was frozen by Shoto and Shoko and the Bakugou Twins had their chance where they used their quirks on Neo Metal which he finally took damage. However, little did they know that while they're fighting him, he's analyzing and copying their fighter data.

Neo Metal Y/N: *Got up* "Your victory shall soon turn into despair!"

Neo transformed into Super Neo Metal Y/N and transformed his hands into minigun and fired bullets at the heroes. Kaleb tried to use the guitar he had, but it was shot into pieces. Fortunately for the good guys, the Todoroki Twins summoned ice crystals surrounding Neo to reflect the robots bullets.

Izuku: "Who is he?!"

Izumi: "Was that Y/N L/N?! The Ultimate Video Gamer?!"

Kaleb: "Not really. That's Neo Metal Y/N. He's Y/N's robot counterpart."

Shoto: "Who would create him and why?"

Kaleb: "There's no time to explain! We need a way to defeat him!"

Kaleb activated the glove he had on and stuck out his hand but after a few seconds, nothing happened.

Katsuki: "What the hell are you trying to do?!"

Kaleb felt the presence of something coming so he said nothing and ran towards Neo once he saw that he had run out of bullets and busted through his ice prison.

Izuku: "Kaleb!!"

Kaleb slid under Neo and got behind him and once Neo turned around to face him, the necrosword, All Black, came towards his way. Kaleb reached out to it as Neo looked to see that the sword was about to hit him but the evil robot turned his arms into swords.

Neo Metal Y/N: "How pathetic!" *Uses his swords to make the All Black bounce off and pierce the ground next to him* You should know that I have already copied your fighting data! I already know what techniques you have, what your weaknesses are... I know all of your data!!!"

The evil mechanical villain transformed his swords into an elemental combination of fire and ice.

Neo Metal Y/N: "Prepare to be fried and frozen to death!!"

Neo swung his Kaleb as he grabbed All Black and clashed with the robot. Kaleb and Neo fought on with their swords and everyone else watched in amazement. After a few minutes, their swords finally met as the both rivals pushed with their own force to see who falls.

Kaleb: *Pushing back Neo Metal* "You should never underestimate me, the Symbiote King!!"

Neo Metal Y/N: *Pushing back Kaleb* "Impudent fool! You don't know who you're up against! I'm a member of the Brotherhood of Metallix Y/N! You will know me by fear!!"

Kaleb: *Pushing back Neo Metal* "The Brotherhood of Metallix Y/N will soon be over in the long run! We'll prevent whoever helps you from achieving their goals! You and your brothers will know me! You may look like my friend Y/N, but he's my best friend and you're nothing like him!"

Kaleb finally pushed Neo back with all his might and luck on his side, Needle came out and as Kaleb gave one final push that gave him an opening. With the opening, Needle covered Kaleb's fist and punched through Neo's chest and grabbed his robot "heart". Kaleb was panting and proceeded to take his oiled covered arm out of Neo's chest which caused him to fall back onto the ground.

Kaleb: *Panting* "I have to say... you're strong... just... not... strong enough."

Neo Metal Y/N: *In a glitchy voice* "I-I-I will d-d-d-d-destroy..." *Deactives*

Kaleb: "Destroy what? You didn't finish!"

Jack: "Don't worry, Kaleb. The important thing is David Crossbones and Neo Metal Y/N are finished."

Emma: "Kaleb! *Runs to Kaleb and hugged him* "I'm so relieved you're okay!" *Proceeds to hit him repeatedly* "What. Is. Wrong. With. You?!!"

Kaleb: "H-hey! Ow, what the fuck?!"

Emma: "You had me worried sick when I saw you very angry! Please don't do that again!"

Kaleb: "I will! I will! Sheesh, calm down!"

Emma: "You know what, give me the sword! *Grabs the sword and proceeds to stab Neo multiple times on his head* "I hated that guy."

Jack: "Sheesh, you two will go good together."

Izuku: "The only thing that matters is that you're safe, Emma-san."

Emma: "Yeah... Thank you, everyone." *Turns to Kaleb kissed him* "My hero."

Katsumi: *Glares at her with a tick mark on her head along with Shoko* "Tch!"

Kaleb: *Blushes* "Aw come on. I can't take all the credit though. I had a bunch of people that helped me."

Just then, Kaleb's phone finally rang. Just as Kaleb answered it...

Kaleb: "Hello?"

????: "Kaleb! Come in, Kaleb!"

Kaleb: "Who's this?"

Maurice: "It's Maurice! Y/N's in trouble!"

Kaleb: "Oh shit, Maurice?! What happened?!"

Maurice: "Y/N's friends and classmates kidnapped by Bowser, Eggman, Metallix Y/N and the other villains! We tried calling you, but they put a spell on the forest making it a cellular phone dead zone!"

Kaleb: "What?!?"

Maurice: "Kaleb!! HURRY!!!"

The call immediately ended as Kaleb grew concerned about his friends now.

Izuku: "Kaleb-san, what's wrong?"

Kaleb: "My friends, Y/N, Maurice and Nick are trouble! I've got to help them!"

Jack: "Where are they right now?"

Jack's question was answered when Kaleb's phone went off again.

Kaleb: "Hey, guys! Look!"

They looked at Kaleb's phone which was an SOS text message from Y/N.

Kaleb: "A message from Y/N!"

Shoko: "What does it say?"

Kaleb: "It says, "Dear Kaleb, Sorry for responding late, but my friends on a field trip are in trouble! Koopa casted a spell in Slender's Woods to make sure we can't call for help while we're inside the forest. Good thing I was able to get your signal. I need backup right away! The villains are stealing energy from Creepypastas and my friends are still in their grasps! If you already encountered one of the members of Metallix Y/N's Brotherhood, this may be a good chance to team up against them! If you have a team already, come to Slender's Woods by following the address I've posted on the message! Sorry for not responding earlier! To get there quickly, I've enclosed a Magical Potion that'll take you to a Warp Zone and that'll help you get to my location! Please hurry! Our friends need us! Sincerely, Y/N."

Izuku: "Well where's the potion?"

Sure enough, Izuku's question was answered when Kaleb's phone spewed out a bottle that contained a teleporting liquid.

Kaleb: "Well here it is. Alright, here's the plan. Jack and I will go to Slender Woods for plot reasons while the rest of you make sure that Emma gets home safe!"

Gwenpool: "I hate when the plot demands that..."

Kaleb: "Same but let's not dilly dally!"

Emma: "You're not risking your life again!"

Kaleb: "Emma, I promise I'll be at your apartment and we'll play Super Mario Party during the night. Besides, the theme song is really... Really good."

Emma: "Okay...But here's one thing."

Kaleb: "What is it?"

Emma kissed Kaleb on the lips as he could feel his face burning from blushing and the fiery glares that were given.

Katsuki and Katsumi: *Growled* "Lucky."

Emma: "Please be careful."

Kaleb: "I will. I'm gonna do whatever moves I can against video game characters that are there. Just know that I care about your existence. Oh and you might wanna hurry up because I can see a bunch of black cars heading our way."

Shoko: We'll handle them, Master.

Kaleb: *Sweatdropped* "Why?! Everytime, Shoko..."

Emma: "What is she talking about...?"

Kaleb: "Man I wish Y/N could've given me more of these." *Holding up Magical Potion*

Sure enough, Kaleb's phone spewed out a few more Magical Potions and one of them had a note on it from Y/N.

Jack: *Reading the note* "Kaleb, here's some other Warp Potions in case you're in trouble. Y/N."

Kaleb: "Oh c'mon I can handle them perfectly." *Drops the potion from his hands and on the floor* "Whoops."

A door popped up which surprised the others except for the Bakugou Twins.

Katsuki: "Idiot..."

Kaleb: "That was just lazy.... Well..." *Looks back at the others as he grabs his sword and his guitar* "See you on the other side, fellas. And ladies~" *Winks at them* "Get that switch ready for my return, Emma."

Emma: "I know. Please be careful."

Kaleb nodded as he signaled half of the Big 6 and to escort Emma back to her apartment as he, Jack, Izuku, Katsuki and Shoto went into the Warp Zone and the girls escaped from the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. Unaware, Neo Metal Y/N escaped through the warp door.

Neo Metal Y/N: *Glitching* "S-s-s-s-symbiote... K-k-k-k-king... D-d-d-d-data... H-h-has B-b-b-b-been C-c-c-copied... N-n-n-n-n-n-next step... P-p-p-p-p-project Shadow Y/N!!" *Shakingly raised his fist*

A comic book with Kaleb on it is thrown onto the pile of comics that had the spider people on them.

Kaleb: "Alright... Let's go over this one more time. My name is Kaleb Haley. I'm also known by many people as Bone."

Newyear2134: "Bone? I thought you're best known as the Symbiote King."

Andrup20: "Well, he can choose to be named whatever he wants to."

Kaleb: "Newyear's right though. Let me go back a bit. Other people know me as the Symbiote King and the Anti-hero known as Bone."

Newyear2134: "My apologies for interrupting."

Kaleb: "Well you brought up a good point though. Alright let's do this one last time, shall we? My name is Kaleb Haley. I became the host of two symbiotes that fell from space and for the past year or so, I became the one and only... Symbiote King. I also had the Anti-hero name 'Bone' but let's not get into that too much. I'm pretty sure you guys already know the story by now, I saved the world from a space god, parents died, saved the city, joined a group of suicidal prisoners, fell in love with numerous women, made many, many friends, played video games on twitch, became he second best video game player in the entire world and saved the city again and again... and again. Worked with the Sinister Seven even after I fought them but after all the mental and physical damage given to me from all that time that will require therapy... I always get back up. After all, the only thing keeping Union City from total destruction... is Team Y/N but that team only has one Symbiote King... and you're reading about him. So does that answer your question about my past?" *Turns to look at the Watchers*

Newyear2134: "I was going to ask what about Neo Metal Y/N?"

Andrup20: "Sorry, pal. That'll have to wait for another time."

Kaleb: "Wait, he's alive?"

Andrup20: "The question that remains now is..." *Makes a bookshelf appear out of thin air* "Who's story is next?"

Newyear2134: *Yawns* "I think I've read enough for one day. Those stories will be read eventually. I'm going to sleep. Good night." *Went off to sleep.*

Andrup20: "Very good point there. We'll see you all in the next chapter!" *Waving at the audience.*

Kaleb: "Good night, my loving people!" *Waving at the audience.*