No Gold and No Beer!
You and your Minions continued to make your way deep into the Mining Lair of the Dwarven Leader Goldo Golderson, and if you couldn't tell by the name he loves Good.
Gnarl: Master this Place is filled with Gold. Evil endeavours do Require Funding, so Grab as Much as you can with your Minions, we can Put that money to some really Good Use.
Y/n: Good! Minions grab the Gold!
They all then went to Grab the Gold as you saw A Few Dwarves running away from A Giant slug who ate their large haul of Gold, A Minecart full of it.
Gnarl: Uh, Yeah, You Might want to get that too. Just Slice the belly open and get that.
Y/n: Right, I Know what to do.
You then Pulled out A Pokeball and...
Y/n: Go Gargnacle! Use Salt Cure!
It then spread Salt all over the Slug dissolved into nothing and the Minions grabbed that as well and Began Moving it to the nearest Teleporter.
Gnarl: Good Job Sire, Now Goldo should be deep Underground with his massive piles of Gold, That's Killing two Elves with one Minion.
Y/n: I can tell you hate Elves.
Gnarl: Oh Very Much Sire.
Y/n: Uh-Huh. Minions move down.
You all then walked into A Temple where the Structure was crumbling.
Gnarl: Now be careful Sire, you must be careful if you don't want to be crushed by Rubble and Dwarve Body Parts.
Y/n: Right.
You then marched down to see A Large wheeled Tank roll in from A Room in front of you, and A Voice came out of it!
???: You!!
Y/n: Me?
???: Yes you!! Get out of my Mines!!
Y/n: No! Are you Goldo Golderson?
Goldo: Yes, I am! Did you take our Beer?
Y/n: Yes I had.
Goldo: Damn Brat! We're going mad with no Beer! No Beer and No Gold makes me... Something... Something...
Y/n: A Little, Crazy?
Goldo: DON'T MIND IF I DO!
He then Began charging his Tank Foward as it then Began using A Flamethrower to shoot out fire but you Ate it!
Goldo: Uh...
Y/n: I'm A Dragon Slayer, Bitch. FIRE DRAGON TALON!!
You then Kicked his Tank heavily damaging it as he then used his Tank to try and Ram you but you Began eating the Metal Plating off of it!
Y/n: Iron Dragon Club!!
You then destroyed it's engine, making it sputter out before Blowing up!
Gnarl: Good Job My Lord! Now End him!
Y/n: Alright Goldo, Your time is up, But don't worry I'll give you A Worthy death.
You then heated up A Bucket of Gold with your fire powers into Molten Gold and then you poured it on him!
Goldo: NO! NO! NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
He was now A Dead Gold coated Dwarf.
Just then the Temple Began to collapse!
Gnarl: My Lord the temple it's collapsing! Grab all of the Gold you can and make Tail!
Y/n: Right! Minions Grab the Gold!
You and all of the Minions then escaped from the Massive Temples collapse with all of the Gold on your Backs making you exponentially Richer!
Y/n: Whew! Good. I think I only have one guy to go and that's it.
Gnarl: Sire, we need you back to the Dark Tower.
Y/n: Huh? Why?
Gnarl: Big Trouble Sire! You'll Know when you see it.
Y/n: This can't be Good.
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