Soon you had teleported to the Land of Mellow Hills with your Group of around 15 Brown Minions and there was Just Grass and sunshine as far as the eye can see.

Gnarl: Ah, the Sun, the Clouds, the Grass on your feet... My Lord it digusts me so Much, so we'll Just give you advice from the Tower, Now Let me explain this to you! 

Y/n: Alright then.

Gnarl: There are Minion Nests where you can summon them, but they require life force.

Y/n: Life Force?

Gnarl: Yes, Life Force! You can Kill anything and give them to these Nests and Minions will be summoned! It's as Simple as that! Now see if you can anything about these Halflings.

Y/n: Right.

Zerotwo: Also please get me some fish.

001: Yes, They have no good food up here.

Gnarl: But we have Pods and Insects, yes?

Zertwo/001: ... Yes, no Good Food.

Y/n: Right, Now Let's go guys.

You and your group of Minions Began marching through the dirt Path with you destroying anything you can find for Money and any crops for their Life force to summon more Minions when the time came and you found A Man dressed up as A Scarecrow.

Y/n: Sir? Sir? Are you Okay?

Scarecrow: Oh Thank the Lord you look strong! Maybe you and Your... Er, Friends, could stop the Haflings.

Y/n: You Know them?

Scarecrow: Yes, they had Invaded our Land and are eating us out of house and home getting all Fat off of our crops and livestock, all thanks to their leader Melvin Underbelly, You Must stop them!

Gnarl: Yes, My Lord this is our chance! You can gain favor with these simple Humans And destroy these Halflings in one swoop! A Sign of A Truly great evil Leader to gain the hearts and Minds of the People!

Y/n: Right. Alright then, I shall do Just that.

Scarecrow: Thank you Sir! Some of the Halflings are in that Home eating the food I spent so Hard to protect, please stop them!

Y/n: Right! Minions Attack!

The Minions then charged into the Building all of them overwhelming the Halflings inside and as they were thrown out they went back inside for more, before the Place was cleared.

Scarecrow: Oh Thank you but the Village is still ruled by them!

Y/n: Don't worry we'll Handle this. Come on Guys.

You then Noticed that they were the armor and carrying the weapons of Halflings.

Y/n: Uh...

Gnarl: Oh My Lord I forgot to mention this one detail. On top of killing things they also love Shiny things... Well Killing things is A Close second but it's Just as fun, and they will collect Armor and weapons to use in Battle, but don't worry we'll forge you weapons, None of them will ever give you that Crap they collect.

Y/n: Oh Nice! Minions follow me!

You and your Minions then walked towards the Village and in the way was A Small Camp made out of wood carrying A Bunch of People inside and A Bunch of Fat Haflings were Guarding the Place.

Y/n: Hmmm, I see there is A wheel that'll Open several of the Gates and those people could help. 7 Minions open the wheel, 8 Minions fight the Halflings alongside me.

They all Nodded and as 7 of them went to turn the Wheel...

Y/n: One Sword style: Hinokami Kagura: Fake Rainbow!!

You then slashed through several Halflings as the rest of the Minions Jump in swarming the Halflings with your help and the wheel was being Turned allowing the Humans to escape and Join the fight!

Villager: Thank you sir for Saving us, we will help you free our Village!

Y/n: Good, Now Keep moving forward!

You all kept on walking deeper into the Camp only to reveal A Gate that Opened up to reveal A Giant Ogre with A Club!

Y/n: Let me Handle this,

The Ogre saw you and tried to raise it's Club to hit you but then...

Y/n: Shave!!

You dodged it and...

Y/n: Tempest Kick!! Finger Pistol!! 6-King Pistol!!

You completely obliterated the Ogre as it fell on it's Back dead, and everyone was A Mix both shocked and excited by what they saw!

Human: Sir that was amazing!

Y/n: Thank you, but call me "My Lord" as I am Lord Y/n.

Human: Y-Yes, of course Lord Y/n.

Y/n: Good. Now Let's March on for the Village! Melvin Underbelly is going to get it!