If you Can't take the Heat, Get out of the Kitchen!

You, Your Minions, and the People you had saved had stormed the Village. The Halflings took over, and with your Minions backing you all up, you all Began to rip and tear the Fat Bastards apart. With the Humans Holding off the Halfings, you and your Minions broke into the Kitchen to find Melvin Underbelly.

Y/n: This is the Kitchen huh? It's not all that Impressive.

The Kitchen was A Huge Underground area filled A Ton of Halflings working tirelessly on the stoves and heaters making huge Feasts for their leader, and under the Grated floor was Hot Rocks and Lava.

Gnarl: My Lord Look down there!

Y/n: Huh? What is it?

Gnarl: Those Are Red Minions!

Y/n: Red Minions?

Gnarl: Yes! 

Zerotwo: How are they different from Regular Minions?

Gnarl: I'm glad you asked Lord's Mistress! You see, Red Minions have the powers of Fire! They can not just shoot Fireballs as Ranged Units but also absorb fire-clearing Paths. They sure are useful Pyromaniacs! If you release them, they'll mop things up for you, My Lord!

Y/n: Right, Minions! Release them, Now and let them burn all of them to ashes!

The Minions had done what you said and they Turned A Pair of wheels which Opened up the Gate that kept the Red Minions inside and they all came running out setting fire to everything Including the Halflings!

Halflings: AAAAAAAAAAGH!/ IT BURNS!/ WE'RE DYING!

The Red Minions then Joined your Brown Minions as New Red Minion Nests Popped up.

Gnarl: Good Now You can use them to your Liking my Lord!

001: They are pretty cool.

Y/n: Considering this is his Kitchen I bet Melvin is nearby.

You then found his room and busted the door down and found him!

Y/n: Alright Melvin prepare to- OH DEAR LORD! I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE WERE HALF THE SIZE OF NORMAL HUMANS HOW DID YOU GET SO FAT!?

The King of the Halflings, Melvin Underbelly, was a huge blob of Fat covered with Food Stains. He was much larger than the average Person, and it was Obvious that his gluttony had gotten the best of him.

Melvin: Oh Hello, I'm Melvin... And I don't Judge others... Based on their appearances...

Y/n: Nevermind that! I'm gonna end you right now!

Melvin: Not if you can... Catch me first!

Melvin then Began to run- Er, Waddle for it, but your Minions quickly caught up to him and Began to Light him on fire and tear him apart even getting under his clothes! He kept trying to roll around and Body slam to crush them but you commanding them kept them from Killed, and then Melvin was on the ground too damaged to get back up!

Gnarl: Great Job My Lord! Now Pop Him like the Balloon he is!

Y/n: (Smiles) Good Idea.

You then took your sword and Stabbed him right in the chest Killing him, as he then died and there was one Giant Ball of Life force for you and your Minions to take and all of his Riches were yours now.

Y/n: Good! He's dead now! One Down, Four more to go.

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