Frenemies! (Part 1)

Kazuma was finally relaxing away from Aqua's constant Whining, Darkness' sexual drive, and Megumin Blowing shit up, and he was just enjoying A Pineapple upside-down cake as he smiled!

Kazuma: Ah, finally I can finally Just relax and-

Just then he heard some noises that kept on bothering him so he peeked his head outside to see You and Yang Playing with Math and Ruby communicating with Bubbles.

Y/n: (Whispering) 

The Bubble then floated over and Popped in front of Math.

Y/n: You're my Best Friend in the whole world.

Ruby then did the same thing and it floated over to Yang.

Ruby: You're the best Big Sister Ever.

You all kept doing so, as Kazuma was annoyed that you were all accidentally bothering his time to relax and so he took the Liquid out of his Cake and then used A Fork to make his own Bubbles and Began sending them out.

Kazuma: Hey Math, I think You're as Stupid as Naruto. No Scratch that, At least he came up with the Rasenshuriken.

Math was upset and then sent A Bubble out.

Math: Why would you say that?

You then got it and Blew out A Bubble apologizing, and then Kazuma interrupted it and sent his own pretending to be Yang Now.

Kazuma: Hey Ruby, Why don't you drink your Milk, You're clearly too small in more than one area.

He then sent out more for you and Yang.

Kazuma: Hey Y/n, If I had A Dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.

Then Yang got hers.

Kazuma: Hey Yang, Did all of your Fat go to your Boobs, You clearly don't have any meat on your Brains.

Then you got another One.

Kazuma: Hey, Y/n, why don't you Get A Real Job? I'll get the newspapers from A Puppy Pen!

Y/n: HEY YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN!

Math: WANNA COME OVER HERE AND SAY IT!?

Kazuma then came out with A Chair and Began watching eating his Cake.

Ruby: SOME SISTER YOU ARE!

Yang: WELL YOU'RE A TURKEY!

Ruby: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?

Yang: THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!

Y/n: WHAT'S SHE SAID! THAT APPLIES TO YOU TOO UZAMAKI!

Math: WELL IF I'M A TURKEY, YOU'RE A BIGGER ONE!

You all then began leaving as Kazuma was laughing his ass off at the scene and then...

https://youtu.be/a20IAA0Theo

A/n: 0:03-0:25

Ruby: Oh no He's choking!

Math: I know what to do, But I should wash my hands first!... Oh, whatever.

He then Gave him the Heimlich maneuver making him spit out of the fork!

Kazuma: ACK! W-Wow thank you, You guys saved my Life!

Math: ... Friend?

Kazuma: N-No, Not Friends-

Math: Friend.

He then hugged him.

Ruby then Looked up to see You and Yang looking down at them from A Window, and she smirked.

Ruby: Hey can I call you big brother?

Kazuma: Uh, I Guess so.

They all then walked inside and You and Yang were left stewing about everything that Happened.

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