Dumb as A Dodo!
You were all walking through the Forest when It suddenly Began yo Rain on all of you but only all of you as everything else was As dry as A Bone.
Weiss: Are you Kidding me!?
She then tried to walk off but she came back again.
Weiss: What!?
Y/n: I tried that won't work.
She tried it several times over before...
Weiss: AAAAAGH!
She then threw A Rock and it hit and the back of the head sending her face-first to the ground!
Ruby: Weiss are you Okay!?
Weiss: ...
Yang: Should we Give her Mouth to Mouth?
Weiss: (Muffled) No I'm fine. I just don't want to deal with this.
Just then you all heard singing.
Y/n: Wait that's singing!
Blake: And That means intelligent Life.
Somewhat: Hey, what am I chopped Liver?
You all then chased after the Sound with Ruby Drahhing Weiss who refused to get up and you all saw the Strangest Sight!
Y/n/RWBY: A Dodo!?
Dodo: 3 Paces east... 1... 2... 3... and 5,000 Paces Weast.
Dodo (A Man-Sized Extinct Bird and Explorer of this Strange Land/ Voiced by Mr. Lawrence)
Yang: Should we ask him for directions?
Ruby: I don't know he Might eat us.
Y/n: Hey Dodo!
Dodo: Oh Boy Locals! I um... Do you understand me?
Weiss: OF COURSE WE UNDERSTAND ME! WHO ARE YOU!?
Dodo: I'm a dodo! Famous explorer!
Blake: Well can you tell us where we are?
Dodo: Well If I'm correct your in Ever After.
Weiss: Ever after?
Dodo: I'm sure of it!
Weiss: Are you really sure? Or are you just dumb?
Dodo:
https://youtu.be/fN0vqY-3tRU
Ruby: So why are you at the beach?
Dodo: Why you can't stay dry if you're on Land now can you?
Ruby: I... I... I Guess so.
Weiss: Oh My God everyone here must be crazy.
Y/n: Anyway we can all get out of here?
Dodo: Oh That's easy! You Must head for the Tree in the Center of Ever after! Go 30 Paces South! Go east until you find the 2-Leafed Clover, and then You go 1,000 Paces Weast!
Blake: W-Weast?
Dodo: Yeah, Weast.
Weiss: I'm pretty sure he means West.
Dodo: No Weast! Check my compass.
You all checked and the compass did label west as "Weast".
Y/n: Okay we're going Weast then.
Dodo: Good Show, Jolly Good Show! Now I Must be going! Tata!
He then began following his compass as he walked into the Ocean and Began swimming off.
Ruby: Is he going to be Okay?
Y/n: I'm pretty sure is. Let's get going.
You all then walked back into the Forest as the Dodo kept on swimming off.
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