We Open up at Star Academy as Everyone walking into School until A Bright ted car came speeding in, and everyone Just watched it speed in, Until it swung in hard and pulled perfectly into A Parking spot, and when you Pulled down the window it was revealed to you who was in the driver's seat!

Y/n:

https://youtu.be/DG-7e943srs

Just then Math ran past the crowd and Began trying to talk to you A Mile of Minute, as you and Medaka got out of the Car!

Math: Dude! Holy shit! How did you get A Car Like that!?

Y/n: Yep, It's A 2021 Ferrari! I Saved some Money from Some smart Investments, hence how I got that Yacht! It's A Beaute Isn't it? Has A Wooden Lining, and 1,000 Dollar carpets on the inside, and A New Freshly painted and Waxed! I am so happy with this Baby!

Medaka: Yep, Being Rich does have its Benefits I will admit that

Y/n: Okay Ren and Ran you came out now!

The two Girls then come out A little dizzy as they finally put their feet onto the ground!

Ren: Okay Big Brother you need to really go A Little slower

Ran: I Think I can hear Colors...

Y/n: It's Okay you can Just walk it off, to Class!

Timeskip!

You were Now in Class with Your Teacher Nanako, as she was teaching you guys the History of Japan's Post WW2 Era, as she immediately point to You!

Nanako: Okay Y/n, What were the names of the Bombs dropped in Japan and the city's they dropped on in Chronological Order!

Y/n: It's Little Boy and Fat Man, and They were dropped in Hiroshima and Nagasaki respectively, Ma'am!

Nanako: Great Job Y/n! A+!

Katsuki: Hey!! I can do better than that!

Nanako: Okay Prove it. When was the invention of the Hydrogen bomb? I want an exact Date

Katsuki: 1967

Nanako: No. You are so wrong. It was 1950. F.

Katsuki:

https://youtu.be/aCkRpwjS9Rg

Everyone Just Began to Snicker as you Just smiled, and soon A note was handed over to you as you Began to read it!

Meet me By the Football Field during Lunch- Signed, A Mysterious Figure

Y/n: (Thoughts) Eh, What's the worst that can happen? I've already been through that Gorilla door so nothing can really top that

Timeskip!

You were Now standing on the Football Field waiting for this Mysterious contact to arrive when You Heard someone and You Instantly cringed!

???: Hello There Y/n! I want you to join the SOS Brigade!

Y/n: Oh Goddamnit Haruhi it was One time!! If I didn't Join your Fruity Little club then The whole world would have been doomed!

Haruhi: I have no idea what You're talking about, That never Happened, I Know You're Just lying because you wanted to hang out with me!

Haruhi Suzumiya (A Girl with Reality Warping Powers And Is A Goddess/ Has absolutely no idea that she is even A Goddess, and is completely oblivious to it/ Tends to do whatever she wants and Tends to bulldoze others to get it Like Trying to Frame And Blackmail Computer nerds of Molestation and Rape to get A New Computer/ You Love her but can't stand her sometimes)

Y/n: Goddamnit Haruhi! Why would I join your club!? I'm Already A Part of the Student Council!

Haruhi: Right! Well, You need to Join because I know You'll Love it, Plus with A Guy as Handsome as you, we can use you as an Advertisement Kinda like Miku Minus the Sexy outfits!

Y/n: I... Well... Uh... (Thoughts) Just take the damn Compliment

Haruhi: So You Wanna Join?

Y/n: Look, I'll think about Joining

Haruhi: Great! Just follow me!

She then Grabbed your hand and Began dragging you to the SOS Brigade Club room as you were Just cursing your Breath!

Timeskip!

Haruhi then dragged you into the Club Room as she smiled!

Haruhi: Hello Everyone Meet Y/n! Our New Member!

Y/n: I never agreed to that!

Kyon: So You finally Joined the SOS Brigade Huh?

Kyon (A Member of the SOS Brigade and A Powerful Esper/ He Tries to keep Haruhi out of Trouble but Usually fails/ Is The Voice of reason in the SOS Brigade)

Y/n: I Was Dragged here against my Will. Hello Nagato!

Nagato: Hello Y/n-Kun

Y/n: What is she doing?

Haruhi: I had Ordered to read, And Catalogue every dirty word in all of the Bibles in The School Library!

Nagato: Is Whore One?

Haruhi: Yes!

Nagato: I'll Catalogue those as well

Nagato Yuki (The Kuudere of the SOS Brigade/ Is Secretly An Android Interface from A Extraterestial Collection of AI/ She is here to Make sure Haruhi doesn't go out of Control)

Y/n: Good Grief...

Mikuru: M-Miss Haruhi Can I take these clothes off now?

Haruhi: Nope! Miku you just keep Looking Sexy!

She then Places A Hand on Mikuru's chest and she Squealed!

Y/n: Haruhi!!

Haruhi: Yes?

Y/n: You Dressed her up as A Maid!?

Haruhi: Yes.

Mikuru: I-It's not A Problem Really...

Mikuru Asahina (The Dandere of the SOS Brigade/ She comes from the Future to Help out the SOS Brigade/ Haruhi usually Pulls on her cheeks or even Dresses her up in Kinky outfits)

Y/n: Goddamnit, Haruhi!

Haruhi: No it's fun! Give It A Try!

She then Grabbed your hand and put it on one of Mikuru's Boobs and she had an Appropriate Reaction!

Mikuru: Kyyyyyah!!

And You had A Nosebleed and fell to the ground as everyone Just watched1

Haruhi: Ah, Classic Y/n

 Nagato: His Nose is Bleeding again

Kyon: You Girls are A Circus